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(Popular Science)   Urologists say that Covidiots have it wrong: It's the infection that "kills boners" and not the vaccines   (popsci.com) divider line
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2021-12-03 2:34:47 PM  
Gotta win that Darwin Award one way or another...
 
2021-12-03 2:41:53 PM  
You mean the unvaccinated may not be able to breed if they get COVID?

win/win as far as I can tell.
 
2021-12-03 2:44:40 PM  
They're all an inch of limp-dicks anyway, so don't see the problem.
 
2021-12-03 3:09:43 PM  
Facts. Useless to the target audience facts.
Yea! Go facts!
 
2021-12-03 3:14:05 PM  
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2021-12-03 3:23:59 PM  
People have joked about it since 2020; tell everyone that it causes ED and it'll be eradicated within 6 months.

Besides, we all know gluten is the real cause.

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2021-12-03 3:28:04 PM  
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2021-12-03 3:29:21 PM  
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2021-12-03 3:33:07 PM  
Who could possibly have predicted that COVID-induced blood clots might damage a hemodynamically powered organ along with all the others?
 
2021-12-03 3:50:16 PM  
Triple vaxxed, flu shot, with both diabetes and SSRI and my dick stands tall and proud when I need it to. So smoke that pole, antivaxxers.

/don't
//ew, don't fark antivaxxers
 
2021-12-03 3:52:02 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Who could possibly have predicted that COVID-induced blood clots might damage a hemodynamically powered organ along with all the others?


That's....a bingo!
 
2021-12-03 3:54:26 PM  
Anti-science rhetoric kills my boner.
 
2021-12-03 4:08:51 PM  
Subby, I am disappointed.

FARK has a perfectly good "Weeners" tag, and you failed to use it.
 
2021-12-03 4:12:21 PM  

HedlessChickn: You mean the unvaccinated may not be able to breed if they get COVID?

win/win as far as I can tell.


"Who gathers the withered rose?"

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2021-12-03 4:13:36 PM  
"The Covid vaccine causes impotence!"

"So your dick doesn't work. Good to know! Good for humanity."
 
2021-12-03 4:27:24 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Who could possibly have predicted that COVID-induced blood clots might damage a hemodynamically powered organ along with all the others?


hemodynamically powered organ hehhehehe
 
2021-12-03 5:30:23 PM  
Huh, maybe this is why my antivax niece is going to get herself and her husband vaccinated now. Whatever it takes I guess.
 
2021-12-03 6:06:08 PM  
Idiots. Pfizer gave me a third testicle.
 
2021-12-03 8:07:35 PM  
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2021-12-03 8:10:46 PM  

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Nice

Let this meme run wild and free
 
2021-12-03 9:05:29 PM  

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Goddam, rodd.

vicious.

I approve.
 
2021-12-03 9:17:27 PM  

MLWS: common sense is an oxymoron: Who could possibly have predicted that COVID-induced blood clots might damage a hemodynamically powered organ along with all the others?

That's....a bingo!


Don't be hasty, it might be like the way the monstrosity directly attacks beta cells in the pancreas and causes type 1 diabetes, rather than incidental splash damage.
 
2021-12-03 10:14:00 PM  
just inject your willy with horse dewormer
 
2021-12-03 11:06:31 PM  

erik-k: MLWS: common sense is an oxymoron: Who could possibly have predicted that COVID-induced blood clots might damage a hemodynamically powered organ along with all the others?

That's....a bingo!

Don't be hasty, it might be like the way the monstrosity directly attacks beta cells in the pancreas and causes type 1 diabetes, rather than incidental splash damage.


Probably more due to a neuropathy. A that microvascular damage really screws up those nerve fibers. Same with diabetes.
 
2021-12-03 11:07:24 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: just inject your willy with horse dewormer


Irrational fear of injections is why they are in that position to begin with.

/They'll be limpdicks for life
 
2021-12-03 11:52:58 PM  
I'd have to imagine that being a QAnon Trumper Covidiot has a lot more to do with not being able to have secks than anything else.
 
2021-12-04 12:47:00 AM  
What I'm seeing here is that lots of anti-vaxx men are going to have unsatisfied women in their lives. What I'm ALSO seeing is those women will be anti-vaxxers too.

There's really no benefit for my iron rod here, but I can enjoy their misery, so there's that.
 
2021-12-04 1:44:00 AM  

Unsung_Hero: What I'm seeing here is that lots of anti-vaxx men are going to have unsatisfied women in their lives. What I'm ALSO seeing is those women will be anti-vaxxers too.

There's really no benefit for my iron rod here, but I can enjoy their misery, so there's that.


On the flip side, frustrated incels tend to be the kind of people that go postal somewhere.
 
2021-12-04 2:24:39 PM  

Unsung_Hero: What I'm seeing here is that lots of anti-vaxx men are going to have unsatisfied women in their lives. What I'm ALSO seeing is those women will be anti-vaxxers too.

There's really no benefit for my iron rod here, but I can enjoy their misery, so there's that.


Another reason to ban abortion in their heads; plenty of unwanted babies for them to choose from. Though they will only want racially pure white ones.
 
2021-12-04 4:21:19 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Though they will only want racially pure white ones.


To inherit.  I'm sure they'd take non-whites to raise in servitude and then cut them off when their usefulness was outlived.
 
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