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2021-12-03 11:45:04 AM  
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2021-12-03 11:49:09 AM  
Go punch a tree asshole
 
2021-12-03 11:56:30 AM  

Circusdog320: Go punch a tree asshole


And I hope the tree punches back
 
2021-12-03 11:58:39 AM  
*ahem*

God saw fit to cripple him, perhaps he's just daring him to finish the job.
 
2021-12-03 12:05:11 PM  
Jesus f*ck this is offense.   *shakes head*
 
2021-12-03 12:07:44 PM  
Under his eye...
 
2021-12-03 12:08:27 PM  
Sanctifying anything costs time and money unless the repugnantian is saying he supports paid family leave for a minimum of a year and endorses a massive increase in healthcare spending for the poor he can go fark himself.
 
2021-12-03 12:15:10 PM  

OldRod: Circusdog320: Go punch a tree asshole

And I hope the tree punches back


Yeah right!! That's exactly why he only punches trees.
 
2021-12-03 12:28:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Under his eye...


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2021-12-03 12:59:54 PM  
The Polaroid analogy...No one ever took a great landscape photo with a polaroid instant camera. Anyone under 40 probably won't get the reference anyway.
 
2021-12-03 1:02:55 PM  
And if you want to use that analogy of the polaroid photo...the person taking the picture wants to get rid of it anyway!
 
2021-12-03 1:05:36 PM  
I mean, if you want to be metahporical and say that human bodies are made of the same elements as dirt, it also makes it completely valid to use the same metaphorical paradigm to say that Madison Cawthorn is a giant pile of shiat.
 
2021-12-03 2:16:56 PM  

Circusdog320: Go punch a tree asshole


Perhaps he could try this "tree"

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2021-12-03 2:21:50 PM  
That is how you get gholas.
 
2021-12-03 2:22:36 PM  
If you can't have a baby or make one you get no say.

And that rolling prick has a non functional penis, so he can eat shiat.
 
2021-12-03 2:22:40 PM  
If I ever catch JC in my lady's VJ there's gonna be a problem :0
 
2021-12-03 2:22:43 PM  
Hrab 'em by the Vessel.

/Wessel if you're Russian
 
2021-12-03 2:23:14 PM  
Sounds like he needs to do some maintenance on his real doll if he thinks it is an "earthen vessel".
 
2021-12-03 2:23:37 PM  
Why don't you sanctify your own earthen vessel with some boiling hot diarrhea, you ignorant sh#tpot.
 
2021-12-03 2:23:37 PM  
How do people not see this as the disturbing, flashing red warning light it so obviously is!?
 
2021-12-03 2:23:46 PM  
"...Meet death before they breathe life"

So then it isn't yet a life?
 
2021-12-03 2:23:50 PM  
Just when I thought I couldn't hate wheelie mcfarkface more...
 
2021-12-03 2:23:56 PM  
Did he wheelie say that?

/I roll
 
2021-12-03 2:24:26 PM  

NateAsbestos: How do people not see this as the disturbing, flashing red warning light it so obviously is!?


Because they see a wonderful green flashing light not red?
 
2021-12-03 2:25:05 PM  
'Someone rips the polaroid out of your hand!'

Does ... does he think women are being forced to get abortions?
 
2021-12-03 2:26:35 PM  
Wow, just...wow
 
2021-12-03 2:26:37 PM  
As Unamerican as you can get.   Real Patriots should be ashamed for voting for this guy.  America is a product of the Enlightenment and founded as a secular nation.  Republicans are actively seeking to destroy our Heritage.
 
2021-12-03 2:26:42 PM  

arrogantbastich: *ahem*

God saw fit to cripple him, perhaps he's just daring him to finish the job.


You sure he's daring Him and not just anybody?
 
2021-12-03 2:27:38 PM  

HallsOfMandos: Circusdog320: Go punch a tree asshole

Perhaps he could try this "tree"

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Ent gunna happen
 
2021-12-03 2:27:50 PM  
Well the midterm elections are going to be spectacular.

/ already donating monthly to the DNC
 
2021-12-03 2:27:50 PM  
Why does wheels care? His dick doesn't even work.
 
2021-12-03 2:28:02 PM  

Circusdog320: The Polaroid analogy...No one ever took a great landscape photo with a polaroid instant camera. Anyone under 40 probably won't get the reference anyway.


I saw a crappy black and white Polaroid of 2 of my uncles sitting in a river in Viet Nam drinking warm Schlitz beer. Looked like they were having a good time.
Both of them made it back.
 
2021-12-03 2:28:22 PM  
Still feeling pretty good about Nancy Pelosi's insistence that Democrats shouldn't be held to the standard of being pro-choice?
 
2021-12-03 2:28:38 PM  
Just when I thought I couldn't hear a dumber analogy, a Republican lowers the bar further subterranean than I thought possible.

How much money is he being paid to spout this idiocy?
 
2021-12-03 2:28:44 PM  
God isn't real, Josh. If you walk again, it will be due to human scientists. Better hope you don't accidentally ruin the scientific superiority of this country by ushering in a theocracy.

Pray harder, I guess.
 
2021-12-03 2:29:11 PM  
Even though he's in a wheelchair and wouldn't feel it anyways, I wish someone would kick him right in the yarbles.
 
2021-12-03 2:29:23 PM  
Wow. This guy can't tell the difference between a polaroid photo and a fetus.
What a gigantic moron.
 
2021-12-03 2:29:32 PM  
Uh, not to defend Congressman Wheels, but he was clearly referring to PEOPLE as "earthen vessels".

Which is still dumb, since "earthen vessel" does indeed mean "clay pot" (as in: "a receptacle made from dirt"). He probably meant "Earthly vessel" (as is: "a receptacle for 'god's breath', living on Earth").

But he was bang on that "all of us in this room realize how asinine that reasoning is."

// the party of The Death Penalty (more Federal executions in a year under Trump than in the century before) has absolutely no business talking about "precious temples crafted in the image of god himself"
// would that god were real and as vengeful as the GOP wishes they were - we'd have a whole-ass tornado filled with lightning strikes on the Republican side of the House floor
 
2021-12-03 2:29:32 PM  
It's pronounced "wessels".
 
2021-12-03 2:29:42 PM  
I'd say that he's looking to sonorities to absolve him of his awful crimes.
 
2021-12-03 2:31:15 PM  
Anyone wanna tell this guy that GOVERNMENT DOESN'T GIVE A FARK ABOUT YOUR GOD!?!?

For someone who claims to love the Constitution so much, go read the 1st amendment, and stop making religious appeals for law.

Or else don't be mad if Ilhan Omar gets up, and starts citing the Quran for why we need a new law.
 
2021-12-03 2:31:19 PM  

PirateKing: God isn't real, Josh. If you walk again, it will be due to human scientists. Better hope you don't accidentally ruin the scientific superiority of this country by ushering in a theocracy.

Pray harder, I guess.


Bonus: Repairing a spinal column will likely involve stem cell therapy.
But it'll be totally moral for him to get his back fixed if/when it becomes possible.
 
2021-12-03 2:31:29 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: It's pronounced "wessels".


Only if they are in a nuclear family.

/ We would also have accepted nookular
// but only from GQPers
///3
 
2021-12-03 2:31:59 PM  
It's nice to see someone standing up for the rights of the unborn, to walk the path of the righteous and not just roll over.
 
2021-12-03 2:32:18 PM  
Of course it was Twot Wheels. That over-compensating wannabe member of the luftwaf... Oh yeah... Cawthorn. Sorry. That over-compensating wannabe member of the Walzkräfte can choke on a splintery, wooden, dildo for all I care.
 
2021-12-03 2:32:30 PM  

Mr.Uncle.Bill: NateAsbestos: How do people not see this as the disturbing, flashing red warning light it so obviously is!?

Because they see a wonderful green flashing light not red?


Is that a side effect of being red/green colorblind?  Something that affects mostly me?.
 
2021-12-03 2:33:09 PM  
I used to talk about the religious extremism of American political speech, and the Poltab unanimously shat on my observations. Poltab, heal thyself. Americans have a city named Philadelphia, for Christ's sake. The architects of their 20 year long war have been meeting at a weekly prayer breakfast since the early 1980s. And Americans were only admitting to the religious extremism when they voted for a guy who grabs reality tv actors by the pussy. Again. The last time they voted for the actor/governor Ronald Reagan (well, the actor/governor Arnold counts too), one of the prayer breakfast guys, and that was okay. Notice how Americans only admit to the religious extremism because their country voted for Trump and he did not attend the weekly prayer breakfast. Like...what is the Ironic tag for, if not to descibe the furor over religious extremism that Americans are suddenly expressing?
 
2021-12-03 2:33:11 PM  

Circusdog320: The Polaroid analogy...No one ever took a great landscape photo with a polaroid instant camera. Anyone under 40 probably won't get the reference anyway.


Weeeellll poloroids did democratize porn. So there's that
 
2021-12-03 2:33:27 PM  

TomDooley: As Unamerican as you can get.   Real Patriots should be ashamed for voting for this guy.  America is a product of the Enlightenment and founded as a secular nation.  Republicans are actively seeking to destroy our Heritage.


lolololololololololol
 
2021-12-03 2:34:16 PM  
Conservatives see nothing wrong with this, but will also be offended that you are shocked at how insane it sounds to just casually bring up some arcane Biblican term as a term of art before the Supreme Court.

And even if you aren't because lolstupidxtians they will pretend you are and gloat about it anyway.
 
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