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(Metro)   President Biden admits to why his voice sounds different is having the big 'C'. No not Cancer and not the Covid ....just a Cold   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2021-12-03 3:13:36 PM  
Take care of yourself Joe.

/Listen to your wife, she's a doctor.
 
2021-12-03 3:21:03 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Take care of yourself Joe.

/Listen to your wife, she's a doctor.


More like, "Listen to your wife. She owns you."
 
2021-12-03 3:22:18 PM  
So when does Trump get reinstalled as president for life? Clearly Biden lied about his health, has no immune system, and is secretly attempting to infect the entire country, personally.
 
2021-12-03 3:22:30 PM  
Wait until Biden accidentally let's an open mic catch just one "sniff", Foox news and the GOP will call for his impeachment/execution.
 
2021-12-03 3:23:05 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Take care of yourself Joe.

/Listen to your wife, she's a doctor.


LOL, brilliant.

She has a Doctoral Degree in Education.

She could teach Joe how to wipe his nose properly.  Maybe.
 
2021-12-03 3:23:19 PM  
Some of the news media is trying to turn that that his grandson kisses him is some sort of scandal.

PLEASE THE FARK STOP. You are disgusting.
 
2021-12-03 3:25:48 PM  
Seems more like that should be the Annoying C. The Big C will always be cancer.
 
2021-12-03 3:26:04 PM  
'What I have is a one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold who likes to kiss his pop,' Biden said, as some reporters laughed. 'And kissing... uh, anyway, it's just a cold.'

Just say it's a cold Joe.  Not everything has to have a folksy/creepy backstory.
 
2021-12-03 3:26:33 PM  
I like what he had to say about stopping COVID-19 that it's necessary to shut it down worldwide
It's good to hear world leaders repeating what scientists and doctors are telling them instead of the other way around like we did the first year of the pandemic
 
2021-12-03 3:26:55 PM  
He could write a letter for Dr. Jill to sign.

Bestest health, eats aspirin, can run up stairs.  237 pounds of sinew and muscle.
 
2021-12-03 3:27:08 PM  

Corvus: Some of the news media is trying to turn that that his grandson kisses him is some sort of scandal.

PLEASE THE FARK STOP. You are disgusting.


hmm, my in-laws believe all the pedo stuff about Joe...

maybe I can list those same reasons as why I am not bringing the kids to visit their pedo grandparents.

MIL: "Are you going to visit during the holidays?"

ME: "you really miss their hugs and kisses don't you"

MIL: "off course!"

ME: "pedophiles" *click*
 
2021-12-03 3:28:01 PM  
lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
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2021-12-03 3:29:27 PM  

Abox: 'What I have is a one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold who likes to kiss his pop,' Biden said, as some reporters laughed. 'And kissing... uh, anyway, it's just a cold.'

Just say it's a cold Joe.  Not everything has to have a folksy/creepy backstory.


I disagree, we need more vintage Joe.  His handlers need to let him go off script a little more, it's pretty hilarious, and uttering insanely dumb things didn't hurt Trump.

"Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."
 
2021-12-03 3:30:28 PM  
I just saw on Fox News that Biden has throat cancer from smoking all that crack with Willie Horton.
 
2021-12-03 3:32:08 PM  

oldfool: I like what he had to say about stopping COVID-19 that it's necessary to shut it down worldwide
It's good to hear world leaders repeating what scientists and doctors are telling them instead of the other way around like we did the first year of the pandemic


no quite.  it has been 11 months since Joe's administration started.  Around this summer there were talks about sharing vaccines with the world.  about 80 million should cover billion, right?

They are still slow to the pandemic = rest of the world too.

vaccinating the world seems like an easy, low-hanging PR win for the US.

/still rather have Joe than TFG
 
2021-12-03 3:32:08 PM  

jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."


you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.
 
2021-12-03 3:32:14 PM  

MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image 425x318]


never change
 
2021-12-03 3:32:35 PM  

jethroe: Abox: 'What I have is a one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold who likes to kiss his pop,' Biden said, as some reporters laughed. 'And kissing... uh, anyway, it's just a cold.'

Just say it's a cold Joe.  Not everything has to have a folksy/creepy backstory.

I disagree, we need more vintage Joe.  His handlers need to let him go off script a little more, it's pretty hilarious, and uttering insanely dumb things didn't hurt Trump.

"Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."


Now that I think about it, there certainly are less crazy uncle gaffes from Biden. Man, being the president and having all your mannerisms scrutinized must suck.

Anyway, more fur con pictures!
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I was playing Mario Kart with a DDR pad! =>
 
2021-12-03 3:32:37 PM  

MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image 425x318]


Grab pictures of any Farkers you see there
 
2021-12-03 3:33:55 PM  
probably a moderate cold to appease Manchin
 
2021-12-03 3:35:00 PM  
Or they put the wrong voice box in the old Joebot.

Seriously though. Bind him up in a thyme and garlic poultice and feed him egg gruel and lemon tea.
 
2021-12-03 3:35:24 PM  

jethroe: Abox: 'What I have is a one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold who likes to kiss his pop,' Biden said, as some reporters laughed. 'And kissing... uh, anyway, it's just a cold.'

Just say it's a cold Joe.  Not everything has to have a folksy/creepy backstory.

I disagree, we need more vintage Joe.  His handlers need to let him go off script a little more, it's pretty hilarious, and uttering insanely dumb things didn't hurt Trump.


I totally agree with that but we should still reserve the right to make fun of the Bidenisms otherwise what's the point.
 
2021-12-03 3:35:44 PM  
You have to accept that anyone would look frail following behind the Heathiest President in American History.

Yeah.  He got our media to say that unquestioningly.   biatches.
 
2021-12-03 3:36:48 PM  

MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]


Someone should call animal control.
 
2021-12-03 3:37:45 PM  

MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]


That dragon doesn't have boobies.
 
2021-12-03 3:38:01 PM  
Someone actually said a grandparent getting a kiss from a grandchild is "creepy"? Get a life, would ya?

Also, this sounds like a subplot to an episode of The West Wing. "The President has a cold" is something Jen Psaki needs to address with the press.
 
2021-12-03 3:38:05 PM  
Wow, what a Presidential scandal, the likes of which we've never seen.
 
2021-12-03 3:38:54 PM  
As if. The obvious and much more likely explanation is that this is a new body double (the previous one having been arrested by the military under Real President Trump's direction) who is having trouble matching his predecessor's voice.
 
2021-12-03 3:40:03 PM  
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2021-12-03 3:42:47 PM  

foo monkey: MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]

That dragon doesn't have boobies.


I'll keep an eye out for a busty dragon for you.

Also, uh... I'unno. Joe Biden something something, just to keep things relevant. Does anybody care about Joe Biden's cold lol?
 
2021-12-03 3:45:51 PM  

Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.


What, that his brain is melting and that he's suffering from dementia and that he likes sniffing girls' hair?

Hardly conspiracies, the proof is all over the place, you just can't see it because you have shut your eyes.

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That's your problem, not mine.
 
2021-12-03 3:47:01 PM  

MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]


How do you drink in those things?
 
2021-12-03 3:47:38 PM  

Abox: jethroe: Abox: 'What I have is a one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold who likes to kiss his pop,' Biden said, as some reporters laughed. 'And kissing... uh, anyway, it's just a cold.'

Just say it's a cold Joe.  Not everything has to have a folksy/creepy backstory.

I disagree, we need more vintage Joe.  His handlers need to let him go off script a little more, it's pretty hilarious, and uttering insanely dumb things didn't hurt Trump.

I totally agree with that but we should still reserve the right to make fun of the Bidenisms otherwise what's the point.


I dunno.  I'd like to hear more about Cornpop and Tippytoe and how in his youth Biden would get together with his pals and take their long cars to the beach and drive them into the surf as far as they would go without turning off.
 
2021-12-03 3:49:48 PM  

saywhonow: MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]

How do you drink in those things?


With the mouth. Duh.
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2021-12-03 3:53:08 PM  

Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.


Looks like they have Biden Derangement Syndrome.  Which isn't surprising since the progressives I met say that Trump was a good president and better than Biden.
 
2021-12-03 3:54:18 PM  
the big 'C'. No not Cancer and not the Covid ....just a Cold

Oh, that's not the big C.

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2021-12-03 3:57:15 PM  

Fart And Smunny: the big 'C'. No not Cancer and not the Covid ....just a Cold

Oh, that's not the big C.

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What about the big D?

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2021-12-03 4:01:25 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.

Looks like they have Biden Derangement Syndrome.  Which isn't surprising since the progressives I met say that Trump was a good president and better than Biden.


Hardly Biden Derangement Syndrome.  It's called having eyes and a brain.  He's clearly an old man and losing his marbles.  I don't feel good or bad about it, it's just a fact.  Biology.  We'll all be there some day.

DENYING it is deranged, not acknowledging it.
 
2021-12-03 4:02:00 PM  

MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]

That dragon doesn't have boobies.

I'll keep an eye out for a busty dragon for you.

Also, uh... I'unno. Joe Biden something something, just to keep things relevant. Does anybody care about Joe Biden's cold lol?


I'd care more if it had boobies.
 
2021-12-03 4:02:03 PM  

Tax Boy: Fart And Smunny: the big 'C'. No not Cancer and not the Covid ....just a Cold

Oh, that's not the big C.

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What about the big D?

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Personally I'm more of a Big Bs gal.

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2021-12-03 4:04:50 PM  

jethroe: Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.

Looks like they have Biden Derangement Syndrome.  Which isn't surprising since the progressives I met say that Trump was a good president and better than Biden.

Hardly Biden Derangement Syndrome.  It's called having eyes and a brain.  He's clearly an old man and losing his marbles.  I don't feel good or bad about it, it's just a fact.  Biology.  We'll all be there some day.

DENYING it is deranged, not acknowledging it.


Nope. You guys said that disagreeing with Trump is a derangement syndrome. which means that disagreeing with Biden means you have a derangement syndrome. Just saying.
 
2021-12-03 4:05:21 PM  

born_yesterday: You have to accept that anyone would look frail following behind the Heathiest President in American History.

Yeah.  He got our media to say that unquestioningly.   biatches.


Pretty sure it's a Teddy Roosevelt vs. Lincoln on that metric....oh wait, I meant hardest.
 
2021-12-03 4:05:38 PM  

MattytheMouse: saywhonow: MattytheMouse: lol cue the conspiracy theories about Biden being replaced.

Also, hey folks! Having fun at my furry con. Have a picture of a fur suiter I found taking a nap in the lobby.
[Fark user image image 425x318]

How do you drink in those things?

With the mouth. Duh.
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Whelp. I'm a dumbass. Thanks for clarifying.
 
2021-12-03 4:09:12 PM  

jethroe: Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.

Looks like they have Biden Derangement Syndrome.  Which isn't surprising since the progressives I met say that Trump was a good president and better than Biden.

Hardly Biden Derangement Syndrome.  It's called having eyes and a brain.  He's clearly an old man and losing his marbles.  I don't feel good or bad about it, it's just a fact.  Biology.  We'll all be there some day.

DENYING it is deranged, not acknowledging it.


Some of us sooner than others.
 
2021-12-03 4:10:50 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: jethroe: Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.

Looks like they have Biden Derangement Syndrome.  Which isn't surprising since the progressives I met say that Trump was a good president and better than Biden.

Hardly Biden Derangement Syndrome.  It's called having eyes and a brain.  He's clearly an old man and losing his marbles.  I don't feel good or bad about it, it's just a fact.  Biology.  We'll all be there some day.

DENYING it is deranged, not acknowledging it.

Nope. You guys said that disagreeing with Trump is a derangement syndrome. which means that disagreeing with Biden means you have a derangement syndrome. Just saying.


Disagreeing with Trump isn't derangement.  It's sane.

Focusing on Trump as the focal point of everything bad in America is TDS.  Focusing on him every day after he's been out of office for almost a year and reacting with shrieks and cries whenever he says something dumb is Trump Derangement Syndrome.\

The system is broken.  And evidence that the system is broken is that Trump got the job in the first place.  A stable democracy doesn't elect insane racist game show hosts with no experience.
 
2021-12-03 4:10:56 PM  

jethroe: AlgaeRancher: Take care of yourself Joe.

/Listen to your wife, she's a doctor.

LOL, brilliant.

She has a Doctoral Degree in Education.

She could teach Joe how to wipe his nose properly.  Maybe.


And here we see how much respect the GQP has for America's educators.

/like we needed any reminders
 
2021-12-03 4:13:00 PM  

erik-k: jethroe: AlgaeRancher: Take care of yourself Joe.

/Listen to your wife, she's a doctor.

LOL, brilliant.

She has a Doctoral Degree in Education.

She could teach Joe how to wipe his nose properly.  Maybe.

And here we see how much respect the GQP has for America's educators.

/like we needed any reminders


And here we see that to a Blue No Matter Who Democrat, any slight criticism of their party or leader instantly means that the person being critical is a Republican.  Even if it's light-hearted criticism you will face nothing but scorn and derision.

No wonder you folks lose so much.  That's a terrible strategy.
 
2021-12-03 4:13:01 PM  

jethroe: Rattlesnake Rattles Me: jethroe: Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Headso: jethroe: "Look, Jack, it's a simple cold.  Just a virus, I picked it up by smooching my grandson, he's a beautiful kid and he likes smooching his grandpa just as much as I like smooching, um, okay I shouldn't have said that..."

you're all in on the Joe Biden conspiracies.

Looks like they have Biden Derangement Syndrome.  Which isn't surprising since the progressives I met say that Trump was a good president and better than Biden.

Hardly Biden Derangement Syndrome.  It's called having eyes and a brain.  He's clearly an old man and losing his marbles.  I don't feel good or bad about it, it's just a fact.  Biology.  We'll all be there some day.

DENYING it is deranged, not acknowledging it.

Nope. You guys said that disagreeing with Trump is a derangement syndrome. which means that disagreeing with Biden means you have a derangement syndrome. Just saying.

Disagreeing with Trump isn't derangement.  It's sane.

Focusing on Trump as the focal point of everything bad in America is TDS.  Focusing on him every day after he's been out of office for almost a year and reacting with shrieks and cries whenever he says something dumb is Trump Derangement Syndrome.\

The system is broken.  And evidence that the system is broken is that Trump got the job in the first place.  A stable democracy doesn't elect insane racist game show hosts with no experience.


I dunno. I've seen progs everywhere run underneath Trump's skirt when someone disagreed with him. Clinton Derangement Syndrome played a role, too.
 
2021-12-03 4:13:44 PM  

jethroe: Abox: jethroe: Abox: 'What I have is a one-and-a-half-year-old grandson who had a cold who likes to kiss his pop,' Biden said, as some reporters laughed. 'And kissing... uh, anyway, it's just a cold.'

Just say it's a cold Joe.  Not everything has to have a folksy/creepy backstory.

I disagree, we need more vintage Joe.  His handlers need to let him go off script a little more, it's pretty hilarious, and uttering insanely dumb things didn't hurt Trump.

I totally agree with that but we should still reserve the right to make fun of the Bidenisms otherwise what's the point.

I dunno.  I'd like to hear more about Cornpop and Tippytoe and how in his youth Biden would get together with his pals and take their long cars to the beach and drive them into the surf as far as they would go without turning off.


I would too, the danger is that he's almost certain to tell a well-intentioned story about negros before he sees the frantic throat slashing in the wings.
 
2021-12-03 4:14:20 PM  
"you can disagree with Trump, but not like that!" ~ progressives

Trump and Tulsi have ruined you guys.
 
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