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(Guardian)   Pro tip - before naming them as board members, plaintiffs, or co-counsel you have to ask for their permission, Sidney   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2021-12-03 3:51:25 PM  
Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.
 
2021-12-03 3:51:50 PM  
So, what, that label that says "There may be consequences for misinformation on federal documents" are, what, suggestions now? What are they subpoenas from Congress?
 
2021-12-03 3:54:56 PM  
Welp, that's just straight-up fraud.

You can get away with a lot in this country as long as you avoid fraud.
 
2021-12-03 3:56:23 PM  
And Did You Once See Sidney Sane?
 
2021-12-03 3:58:17 PM  
Jesus she is a sleazebag.

I started a restaurant and in the kitchen I have an amazing team led by a  guy who met GORDON RAMSEY.
 
2021-12-03 3:59:41 PM  

brantgoose: And Did You Once See Sidney Sane?


Sidney Sane is the name of my Sasha Grey Tribute porn.
 
2021-12-03 4:00:00 PM  
How the fark is she still a licensed attorney?
 
2021-12-03 4:02:07 PM  
White collar crime? Something might happen.
 
2021-12-03 4:05:02 PM  
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2021-12-03 4:05:14 PM  

maniacbastard: Jesus she is a sleazebag.

I started a restaurant and in the kitchen I have an amazing team led by a  guy who met GORDON RAMSEY.


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2021-12-03 4:05:30 PM  
Where the fark did she get her law degree from? Trump University?

Oh, wait, she did, didn't she? She got her "degree" from Trump University.

It's all clear now. Well, this one thing is clear. The rest of it is still derp.
 
2021-12-03 4:06:25 PM  
When's the kraken due?
 
2021-12-03 4:07:45 PM  
Also, does anyone else feel vaguely unsettled by her appearance?

I'm hardly one to judge someone based on looks, being a hideous bastard myself, but her beady eyes, weird lips, and almost-but-not-quite-there chin are close to being "Innsmouth," like.
 
2021-12-03 4:09:35 PM  
Pretty sure Ken Paxton down here in Texas is helping out on the case. /s
Yeah, I would think he'd prefer letting a lot of cases go ahead of his, as well as any attention away from his own case.
 
2021-12-03 4:10:51 PM  
Sidney Powell needs to be disbarred and committed.
 
2021-12-03 4:13:42 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Where the fark did she get her law degree from? Trump University?

Oh, wait, she did, didn't she? She got her "degree" from Trump University.

It's all clear now. Well, this one thing is clear. The rest of it is still derp.


UNC actually and used to be pretty good at lawyering.  It amazes me how legit lawyers have gone off the deep end when Trump's orbit.  Basic Lawyering 101 errors are common for them.  The primary one seems to coming up with an accusation and then skipping the actual gathering and presentation of evidence before prancing off to court.
 
2021-12-03 4:13:44 PM  
I can imagine that charging Powell would normally be a walk, what with everything being so well documented both publicly and within the courts. But I presume that Covid complicated everything in the already slow-moving wheels of justice.  We'll be lucky if any shiat will get done before the next political upheaval is in place to protect her.  Because only one party seems to be above the law and exempt from consequence.
 
2021-12-03 4:14:28 PM  
This is a way of getting Wood's name off it after the fact. I wonder how much he paid for that.
 
2021-12-03 4:14:42 PM  
The only question about how this ends is who plays the part of Paul Sheldon. Because the other person gets to be Annie Wilkes.

Like, is Sidney going to hobble Donnie J so he has to run every presidential election? Or does he do her so she claims every one he doesn't win is fraud.
 
2021-12-03 4:15:02 PM  
She did something unethical?

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2021-12-03 4:18:39 PM  
The federal investigators are also trying to determine whether Powell diverted money from DTR for her own personal use.

Well, duh. It looks like they start these PACs, drain them dry and move on to create another one. If one gets busted, well, that is the cost of doing business. Bust one and five get away.
 
2021-12-03 4:20:27 PM  

whosits_112: Also, does anyone else feel vaguely unsettled by her appearance?

I'm hardly one to judge someone based on looks, being a hideous bastard myself, but her beady eyes, weird lips, and almost-but-not-quite-there chin are close to being "Innsmouth," like.


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2021-12-03 4:35:13 PM  
Almost seems like she should have talked to an attorney before she filed those papers.
 
2021-12-03 4:35:36 PM  
She always seemed so ethical and honest...
 
2021-12-03 4:36:28 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Welp, that's just straight-up fraud.

You can get away with a lot in this country as long as you avoid fraud.


What? No. She did it as part of the Republican agenda I sure Trump gave her...

SolderGlob: Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.


Oh, yeah, maybe not.
 
2021-12-03 4:36:46 PM  
See you at the car wash, Sidney. And when I pay for 3 coats of wax, I expect 3 coats of wax.
 
2021-12-03 4:37:44 PM  
How this probably went down:

Sidney Powell: "I'm going to file this paperwork and I'm telling both of you since you're part of this."

Lin Wood: "Okay."

Castleberry: <crickets>

Sidney Powell: "Welp, Lin's in. Guess Castleberry is too since he didn't object."

<later>

Wood/Castleberry: "We never agreed to this (now that it's gone sideways)!"
 
2021-12-03 4:39:26 PM  

SolderGlob: Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.


I think the crack hen was so delusional she actually believed they were going to succeed at installing the Traitor as king and get pardoned for the crimes she committed in return.

And I also think it never occurred to her that the Traitor is a sociopath for whom "loyalty" and "sacrifice" are 100% one-way streets, and that when she was no longer of use his willingness to do anything for her vanished like his interest in women over the age of 18.
 
2021-12-03 4:43:47 PM  

erik-k: SolderGlob: Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.

I think the crack hen was so delusional she actually believed they were going to succeed at installing the Traitor as king and get pardoned for the crimes she committed in return.

And I also think it never occurred to her that the Traitor is a sociopath for whom "loyalty" and "sacrifice" are 100% one-way streets, and that when she was no longer of use his willingness to do anything for her vanished like his interest in women over the age of 18.


Lol, I like it. RELEASE THE CRACK HEN
 
2021-12-03 4:45:20 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Where the fark did she get her law degree from? Trump University?

Oh, wait, she did, didn't she? She got her "degree" from Trump University.

It's all clear now. Well, this one thing is clear. The rest of it is still derp.


She lost her damn mind, like a lot of Boomers. She started graduated college and started law school at 19, so she wasn't always an idiot.
 
2021-12-03 4:45:35 PM  

SpocksEars: See you at the car wash, Sidney. And when I pay for 3 coats of wax, I expect 3 coats of wax.


better be a nudie car wash. humina humina!
 
2021-12-03 4:46:19 PM  
And if you got permission you got it in writing with no ambiguity.

Don't know who the other guy is, but I certainly wouldn't put it past Linn Wood to be lying (or more likely to give some somewhat ambiguous answer that he claims now was not permission).
 
2021-12-03 4:47:06 PM  

maniacbastard: SpocksEars: See you at the car wash, Sidney. And when I pay for 3 coats of wax, I expect 3 coats of wax.

better be a nudie car wash. humina humina!


Seeing a real life Peggy Hill in the nude? no thanks.
 
2021-12-03 4:49:27 PM  

Maud Dib: whosits_112: Also, does anyone else feel vaguely unsettled by her appearance?

I'm hardly one to judge someone based on looks, being a hideous bastard myself, but her beady eyes, weird lips, and almost-but-not-quite-there chin are close to being "Innsmouth," like.

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2021-12-03 4:52:35 PM  

dsmith42: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Where the fark did she get her law degree from? Trump University?

Oh, wait, she did, didn't she? She got her "degree" from Trump University.

It's all clear now. Well, this one thing is clear. The rest of it is still derp.

She lost her damn mind, like a lot of Boomers. She started graduated college and started law school at 19, so she wasn't always an idiot.


I'm gonna disagree with you that she wasn't always an idiot. Clearly, being an idiot isn't much of an obstacle to becoming an attorney. So for all we know, she WAS always an idiot. Whether she's also insane, eh, probably.
 
2021-12-03 4:54:31 PM  

whosits_112: Also, does anyone else feel vaguely unsettled by her appearance?

I'm hardly one to judge someone based on looks, being a hideous bastard myself, but her beady eyes, weird lips, and almost-but-not-quite-there chin are close to being "Innsmouth," like.


Perhaps she crawled out of one of Putin's 6th century amphoras he "found?"
 
2021-12-03 4:55:27 PM  

whosits_112: Also, does anyone else feel vaguely unsettled by her appearance?

I'm hardly one to judge someone based on looks, being a hideous bastard myself, but her beady eyes, weird lips, and almost-but-not-quite-there chin are close to being "Innsmouth," like.


She's seen a shoggoth.
 
2021-12-03 4:57:08 PM  

OldRod: How the fark is she still a licensed attorney?


Turns out that attorneys, like cops, are terrible at cleaning up their own house and apparently don't give a damn if anyone not in their club has any respect for them.
 
2021-12-03 4:59:11 PM  

whosits_112: Also, does anyone else feel vaguely unsettled by her appearance?

I'm hardly one to judge someone based on looks, being a hideous bastard myself, but her beady eyes, weird lips, and almost-but-not-quite-there chin are close to being "Innsmouth," like.


The first time I saw her I thought "that is someone who washes down a lot of pills with a lot of box wine".
 
2021-12-03 5:02:29 PM  

dsmith42: She lost her damn mind, like a lot of Boomers. She started graduated college and started law school at 19, so she wasn't always an idiot.


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See, you can map phases of grifting with this, too. Same curve, different words.

Your grifter rogue gallery:

Stealth phase: Manafort, Bannon, Adelson
Awareness phase: Flynn, the media

Mania phase: Voters, the media frenzy. The months leading up to the election are in this time period

Blow off Phase: Post-election, the administration balkanizes and falls apart.

This lady is trying to hype tanking stock so it will be worth something again.
 
2021-12-03 5:06:52 PM  
She may go down, but we need the ones who funded this nonsense to go down, too.
 
2021-12-03 5:13:16 PM  

Pharmdawg: She may go down, but we need the ones who funded this nonsense to go down, too.


Lol do you even superpac broh?
 
2021-12-03 5:14:34 PM  
The fact that she ain't kraken some rocks right now in a SuperMax prison is more unsettling than her appearance.

Like Meadows reversing what he farking put in print yesterday at tfg's** insistence, these loons are really not necessary.

I don't mean kill them, but maybe drop them off at marshy lardo in the former failed state of Florida. "This is your problem, always has been, fat boy."
 
2021-12-03 5:20:09 PM  

bighairyguy: It amazes me how legit lawyers have gone off the deep end when Trump's orbit.


...how?

With Trump they have the promise of everything for them.  It's like being drop-shipped behind the lines of a coup where they know no matter how shiatty a thing they do they'll be absolved for it because they're backing the winner.

....except, they didn't back the winner....and they're never going to be able to recover from this professionally because of that.

It's the same mindset of every Insurrectionist on January 6th...no matter how terrible a thing they were doing it was serving a greater good and they would reap the rewards as being as heroes for it.  Not a single person there that day in the mob didn't think that there would be negative consequences because they'd be on the winning side.
 
2021-12-03 5:24:32 PM  
Release the sociopathic kracken!
 
2021-12-03 5:25:31 PM  

MurphyMurphy: erik-k: SolderGlob: Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.

I think the crack hen was so delusional she actually believed they were going to succeed at installing the Traitor as king and get pardoned for the crimes she committed in return.

And I also think it never occurred to her that the Traitor is a sociopath for whom "loyalty" and "sacrifice" are 100% one-way streets, and that when she was no longer of use his willingness to do anything for her vanished like his interest in women over the age of 18.

Lol, I like it. RELEASE THE CRACK HEN


I regret that I cannot take credit.

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2021-12-03 5:48:46 PM  
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2021-12-03 5:57:43 PM  

SolderGlob: Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.


I'm sure she can produce documents of a Presidential pardon signed by both Trump AND Obama.

/check mate libs
 
2021-12-03 6:00:14 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Welp, that's just straight-up fraud.

You can get away with a lot in this country as long as you avoid fraud.


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2021-12-03 6:06:03 PM  

erik-k: MurphyMurphy: erik-k: SolderGlob: Also, make sure you get the pardon BEFORE doing the dirty work for Trump.

I think the crack hen was so delusional she actually believed they were going to succeed at installing the Traitor as king and get pardoned for the crimes she committed in return.

And I also think it never occurred to her that the Traitor is a sociopath for whom "loyalty" and "sacrifice" are 100% one-way streets, and that when she was no longer of use his willingness to do anything for her vanished like his interest in women over the age of 18.

Lol, I like it. RELEASE THE CRACK HEN

I regret that I cannot take credit.

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"I ain't playin'" is going to keep me laughing all night.
 
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