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(Huffington Post)   Gym Jordan declares that 'Real America' is done with COVID. Glad that's settled once and for all. Oh, and his home state is seeing near-exponential case rate growth   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2021-12-03 10:03:21 AM  
He also said he didn't see any of the molesting happening all around him.

He's right in message for sure
 
2021-12-03 10:51:50 AM  
People in Ohio are dying from COVID at a rate 9 times higher than Canada.
 
2021-12-03 11:00:33 AM  
How about real dead America? Covid isn't killing these farkers fast enough.
 
2021-12-03 11:07:52 AM  
Didn't we already have a green link yesterday about this same pathetic claim, from this same pathetic loser?
 
2021-12-03 11:08:48 AM  
My name's Gym, I'm all about growth!
 
2021-12-03 11:13:03 AM  

mrshowrules: People in Ohio are dying from COVID at a rate 9 times higher than Canada.


Canada isn't "Real America" so what does Gym care.
 
2021-12-03 11:16:54 AM  
Jesus Christ and all
 
2021-12-03 11:20:59 AM  
Did he rape a boy in the ass too for the press release?
 
2021-12-03 11:22:00 AM  
Well, maybe not totally done, but certainly in its death throes.
 
2021-12-03 11:36:48 AM  
I mean, I get it.
I am sick as fark of this pandemic. Sick of staying home. Sick of wearing a mask.
I get it.

But why are Republicans such FARKING INFANTS about this?
Whaaaa..... I don't wanna and you can't make me whaaaaa
 
2021-12-03 11:38:12 AM  
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Absolutely nothing to worry about now, for sure.
 
2021-12-03 11:38:27 AM  

mrshowrules: People in Ohio are dying from COVID at a rate 9 times higher than Canada.


With about a third of Canada's population.

/I was told there would be no math.
 
2021-12-03 11:38:33 AM  

TwoHead: Well, maybe not totally done, but certainly in its death throes.


Because when a virus is dying out we always see an increase in cases?
 
2021-12-03 11:38:53 AM  
It's a shame covid isn't done with real America. Are you gonna start fighting covid or continue to waste your energy with political pissing matches while covid runs a train on you?
 
2021-12-03 11:40:24 AM  

SpectroBoy: I mean, I get it.
I am sick as fark of this pandemic. Sick of staying home. Sick of wearing a mask.
I get it.

But why are Republicans such FARKING INFANTS about this?
Whaaaa..... I don't wanna and you can't make me whaaaaa


Maintaining obstinance is a loyalty test to their orange god.
 
2021-12-03 11:41:43 AM  
If the right people were dying, that's okay Gym.  But it's too slow, there are too few of you dying, and there's too much collateral damage.
 
2021-12-03 11:41:44 AM  
Leeeeet theeeeemmmmm dieeeeee
 
2021-12-03 11:42:10 AM  

TwoHead: Well, maybe not totally done, but certainly in its death throes.


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2021-12-03 11:42:29 AM  
I really wish someone would hold his feet to the fire and demand he define "real America"

Fascist farkhead
 
2021-12-03 11:43:58 AM  
How is this royal farkface in charge of other people? He can barely make through life himself without cocking the whole thing up.
 
2021-12-03 11:43:58 AM  
They tried to overthrow Covid in a coup, it worked about as wel as 1/6.

Mostly they are just butthurt they can't bully reality into submission.
 
2021-12-03 11:44:56 AM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x356]

Absolutely nothing to worry about now, for sure.


That green line is terrifying...
 
2021-12-03 11:45:06 AM  
Jim Jordan masturbates to young men being sexually assaulted in the shower room. He also pals around with a guy who rapes minors. There's a nonzero chance that, if Epstein were still alive, he'd be diddling little boys in the back of the plane.

Oh and he's a farking terrorist sympathizer.

Not sure why anything he says is relevant.
 
2021-12-03 11:45:09 AM  
fark you, rape covering asswipe.
 
2021-12-03 11:45:20 AM  

SpectroBoy: I mean, I get it.
I am sick as fark of this pandemic. Sick of staying home. Sick of wearing a mask.
I get it.

But why are Republicans such FARKING INFANTS about this?
Whaaaa..... I don't wanna and you can't make me whaaaaa


When you stunt children with authoritarian religion and authoritarian-led households, they can't mature into adults. They wind up being of adult age, but acting like children. We see the destruction this cause, but these stunted people don't care.
 
2021-12-03 11:45:22 AM  
Pete meet repeat.
 
2021-12-03 11:46:54 AM  
 

SpectroBoy: I mean, I get it.
I am sick as fark of this pandemic. Sick of staying home. Sick of wearing a mask.
I get it.

But why are Republicans such FARKING INFANTS about this?
Whaaaa..... I don't wanna and you can't make me whaaaaa


I posted this yesterday. This is exactly why cases in Ohio are going up. After push-back from neighbors, the OP was wanting a maskless Santa because her one-year-old deserves all the same memories and sense of normalcy that other kids had.

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2021-12-03 11:46:58 AM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x356]

Absolutely nothing to worry about now, for sure.


First Wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire
Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)
 
2021-12-03 11:47:19 AM  
It's not really his fault - there's no way Jordan knows what exponents are.
 
2021-12-03 11:47:19 AM  
'Real America' is clearly the new Anglo-Saxon Christian theocratic traditional family values bullshiat dog whistle
 
2021-12-03 11:47:26 AM  

thiefofdreams: They tried to overthrow Covid in a coup, it worked about as wel as 1/6.

Mostly they are just butthurt they can't bully reality into submission.


That's the issue. Their tools are lying and bullying, and neither work on a virus, while the science these idiots reject really does offer a path forward out of the pandemic. Conservatism has been laid bare as morally and intellectually bankrupt in recent years.
 
2021-12-03 11:47:57 AM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x356]

Absolutely nothing to worry about now, for sure.


The numbers in 2 weeks are going to be terrible.

I'm assuming omicron carriers haven't been hitting the hospital quite yet in America but I'm probably also mistaken on that
 
2021-12-03 11:48:11 AM  
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2021-12-03 11:48:16 AM  
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Because they can't think. At best. 

At worst, it's because he can't think and also likes yelling buzzwords to his base.
 
2021-12-03 11:48:16 AM  

Jumbled: How is this royal farkface in charge of other people? He can barely make through life himself without cocking the whole thing up.


A heavily gerrymandered district that selects for idiocy.
 
2021-12-03 11:48:24 AM  
This is just a distraction from Jan 6
 
2021-12-03 11:48:43 AM  
COVID isn't even in the top 20 list of viruses Gym should come in contact with.
 
2021-12-03 11:49:11 AM  

Minus1Kelvin: Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x356]

Absolutely nothing to worry about now, for sure.

That green line is terrifying...


I mean, it's a snapshot in time from South Africa. Right now it appears more infectious than previous strains, and it is too soon to tell how virulent it is (heard some promising anecdotes on that front, but those are just anecdotes). We have no idea how soon this will crest and at what level.

Which is all to say that we don't know a lot and maybe being mindful or careful until we have more information is warranted.
 
2021-12-03 11:50:38 AM  
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2021-12-03 11:51:38 AM  
Maybe if we ignore Covid, and pretend it doesn't exist, it will just go away on its own like a doctor who sexually assaults teen patients.
 
2021-12-03 11:53:32 AM  
Yeah, but Covid isn't done with Real America TMSM(C)(R), and that's all that matters.
 
2021-12-03 11:54:51 AM  
He's not completely wrong, there at least 777,000 real Americans that are certainly done with Covid.
 
2021-12-03 11:56:38 AM  

Public Call Box: mrshowrules: People in Ohio are dying from COVID at a rate 9 times higher than Canada.

With about a third of Canada's population.

/I was told there would be no math.


I adjusted for population 2.85 times more deaths per day than Canada without adjusting for population.

Consider that Ontario has a higher population than Ohio and is averaging 3 deaths a day.  Ohio is averaging 57 deaths a day.
 
2021-12-03 11:57:01 AM  
Gym Jordon.  Another reason why Gerrymandering is bad for America.
 
2021-12-03 11:57:20 AM  
Well, real America is done with Covid because we are vaccinated, wear masks and aren't idiots. gym's shiathole, dumbf*ck, nazi state is getting what they deserve.
 
2021-12-03 11:57:48 AM  
He doesn't know what the fark a Real Americanis.

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"HE'S A REAL AMERICAN, FROM AMERICA"
 
2021-12-03 11:58:03 AM  
132 k new case's and over 1250 people died yesterday ..
 
2021-12-03 12:00:31 PM  
There needs to be an impromptu census in a year or so.  We've had so many people die of COVID that we need to re-figure congressional seats to be allotted to each state.
 
2021-12-03 12:01:05 PM  
Fark Two Minutes Hate Repeat.
 
2021-12-03 12:01:08 PM  

mrshowrules: People in Ohio are dying from COVID at a rate 9 times higher than Canada.


But only Republicans and stupid Democrats. Fark them.
 
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