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2021-12-03 9:25:03 AM  
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2021-12-03 9:26:35 AM  
"It'll be Sharknado times 1000!"

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2021-12-03 9:27:54 AM  
Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.
 
2021-12-03 9:33:16 AM  
::strolls down to the beach with a bag of freakin laser beams::

"Nothing to see here! Move along!"
 
2021-12-03 9:37:33 AM  
What food are they following?
Hopefully not endurance athletes.
 
2021-12-03 9:42:08 AM  
Give them some hockey sticks and they'll be gone by late May/early June.
 
2021-12-03 9:43:11 AM  
Are those sharks in giant flying saucers off the east coast?
 
2021-12-03 9:43:49 AM  
Sharknado Part XXII The Reckoning
 
2021-12-03 9:45:19 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.


Why? Do you have a stake in corn? Sharks don't eat corn.
 
2021-12-03 9:48:21 AM  
Okay, moving the San Jose Sharks to Hartford, I did not see that coming.
 
2021-12-03 10:03:25 AM  
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2021-12-03 10:16:09 AM  
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2021-12-03 10:46:30 AM  

arrogantbastich: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.

Why? Do you have a stake in corn? Sharks don't eat corn.


You don't stake corn.  You stake tomatoes, silly boy.
 
2021-12-03 10:50:55 AM  
Is that to scale?
 
2021-12-03 10:51:34 AM  
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2021-12-03 10:51:41 AM  
Let's not go sucking their dicks just yet.
 
2021-12-03 10:51:50 AM  
Nothing like a good old-fashioned West Side Story premiere publicity stunt.

/watch out for the Jets invasion
 
2021-12-03 10:52:05 AM  
I'm glad I just bought a chainsaw.
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2021-12-03 10:52:11 AM  

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Yet...
 
2021-12-03 10:52:11 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.


I've not been in a geography class in a loooong time but is this like how people say Ohio is the mid-West?
 
2021-12-03 10:52:36 AM  
Great Barrier Reef!   They call those sharks?
 
2021-12-03 10:53:05 AM  
This happens every year.  Why is normal shark migration a big story?
 
2021-12-03 10:53:06 AM  
Oh hell no
 
2021-12-03 10:53:28 AM  
Well still better than the poisonous sea sneks on the west coast.
 
2021-12-03 10:54:18 AM  

sprgrss: This happens every year.  Why is normal shark migration a big story?


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2021-12-03 10:55:51 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: arrogantbastich: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.

Why? Do you have a stake in corn? Sharks don't eat corn.

You don't stake corn.  You stake tomatoes, silly boy.


Well now you're just staking the obvious.
 
2021-12-03 10:56:32 AM  

MythDragon: Well still better than the poisonous sea sneks on the west coast.


I thought Harvey Weinstein was in jail?
 
2021-12-03 10:56:34 AM  
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'We're going to need a bigger trope.'
 
2021-12-03 10:56:58 AM  
Why won't Biden do something about these sharks?
 
2021-12-03 10:57:31 AM  
Good luck, chums!
 
2021-12-03 10:57:31 AM  

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I see you've forgotten the gales of November.
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2021-12-03 10:58:10 AM  

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2021-12-03 10:58:57 AM  
Well if stuart says so I believe him.

/said no one ever
 
2021-12-03 10:59:09 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Give them some hockey sticks and they'll be gone by late May/early June.


If this comment doesn't get enough funny votes make the newsletter, FARK has failed.
 
2021-12-03 10:59:17 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why won't Biden do something about these sharks?


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On it.
 
2021-12-03 11:00:43 AM  
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2021-12-03 11:01:13 AM  
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This is a crazy book. Very short but disturbing.
 
2021-12-03 11:02:02 AM  
Once I was sitting on the beach on Cape Cod with some family, reading a magazine. I was wearing a bathing suit with a dolphin pattern. My sister in law said, pretty loudly, "are those dolphins or sharks?" That sure got the attention of the folks around us.
 
2021-12-03 11:04:11 AM  
Jets are amassing on the West Coast.
I hear they're going to meet in Nebraska for a rumble and Anita's gonna get her kicks tonight.
 
2021-12-03 11:04:55 AM  
This looks like the OCEARCH shark tracker.  If you don't filter by date your map will have tons of icons like that. Some of them will be from a tracker ping that's weeks or months old.
 
2021-12-03 11:05:33 AM  
It's that new Spielberg movie.
 
2021-12-03 11:06:17 AM  
I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.
 
2021-12-03 11:08:24 AM  

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No sailing half the year.   Heading out this weekend in NOLA.
 
2021-12-03 11:08:29 AM  

sprgrss: This happens every year.  Why is normal shark migration a big story?


Because, if you'd take the time to notice, this year they are all pointing towards the USA.  This is a direct threat.
 
2021-12-03 11:09:32 AM  
I remember when Mary Lee was trending on twitter. Massive great white shark that liked to hang out right near Ocean City. That was a fun bit of hysteria but I'm assuming sharks have been doing this for 1000s of years and there's nothing to worry about.. Unless your last name is Kintner.
 
2021-12-03 11:10:04 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.


You mean like in this 100% truthful documentary?
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2021-12-03 11:10:36 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.


You have nothing to worry about. After they eat their way through Indiana, they'll all be dying of clogged arteries.
 
2021-12-03 11:10:55 AM  
Pray to God they don't become street sharks...
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2021-12-03 11:11:20 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Meh.  I'll start panicking when they start massing in Nebraska.


Land shark spotted off grand Island...

According to FX, there are/were sand sharks and primitive walking sharks.  Mind your cornhole, ADB

Corn Sharks?  Hello? FX?  Listen:  Corn Sharks.  They live in corn fields in Nebraska.  Cost nothing to shoot there.   A plucky teen and a couple of corn fed beauties in daisy dukes and tube tops fight off the corn sharks.  Just use Shark Story Template number 5.  ctrl F water and replace with corn.   Can you send me some money?  Oh.  You're already making a corn shark movie?  Just started pre-production?  Wow   That has to be the fifth time I pitched an over the top shark movie and you guys were already in production.  Head scratcher.  That's what that is.
 
2021-12-03 11:12:07 AM  
Now all they need is that volcano in the Canary Islands to explode and create the 40 foot high wave to wash them inland and get at all the tasty human blubber that's too ashamed to get into the water.
 
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