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2021-12-03 9:38:13 AM  
I could use that, especially tied to email and text!
 
2021-12-03 9:47:20 AM  
How do I breathe special characters? Do I breathe the ASCII code?
 
2021-12-03 10:14:19 AM  
I gave up on the article after about the 8th paragraph of "paid by the letter" filler...
 
2021-12-03 10:35:46 AM  
The article was terrible, but it's a widget I'd have to carry around and attach to my devices?  No thanks.
 
2021-12-03 10:44:23 AM  
Hal1tosis
 
2021-12-03 12:45:56 PM  
My phone is unlocked by the distinctive creases on my taint. I get arrested on the subway very often.
 
2021-12-03 12:51:10 PM  

Ragin' Asian: My phone is unlocked by the distinctive creases on my taint. I get arrested on the subway very often.


TIL taints are like snowflakes
 
2021-12-03 1:25:24 PM  

TDWCom29: Ragin' Asian: My phone is unlocked by the distinctive creases on my taint. I get arrested on the subway very often.

TIL taints are like snowflakes


Rub them long enough and your hand gets wet?
 
2021-12-03 1:25:47 PM  

TDWCom29: Ragin' Asian: My phone is unlocked by the distinctive creases on my taint. I get arrested on the subway very often.

TIL taints are like snowflakes


They are fun to catch on your tounge?
 
2021-12-03 1:26:17 PM  

TDWCom29: Ragin' Asian: My phone is unlocked by the distinctive creases on my taint. I get arrested on the subway very often.

TIL taints are like snowflakes


Don't lick the yellow ones?
 
2021-12-03 4:21:48 PM  
What would happen if you got a bad stomach bug with vomiting? Vomit scent isn't going to be in your regular 'breath scent profile' so you wouldn't be able to access your devices. You could also ingest things that could change what your breath smells like, like medications or booze. I'm not sure I have this correct because I couldn't finish TFA because it went on forever and I got bored to tears. Dumb idea anyway.
 
2021-12-03 5:53:27 PM  
Put one your phone to lock you out of drunkenly hitting up your ex.
 
2021-12-03 7:59:18 PM  
I'd like a breathalizer on my company VPN.
 
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