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2021-12-03 9:00:35 AM  
The voters are our only hope.

We're boned.
 
2021-12-03 9:17:14 AM  
She's not good people, and she took a job from terrible people to further their terribly selfish agenda. They own her nose to tits to heelbones, so she's going to give good value.
 
2021-12-03 9:39:46 AM  
The sad, sorry fact is that there is no incentive to correct their behavior.


And this is why, whatever the future holds, it is bound to be terrible.

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
 
2021-12-03 10:02:17 AM  

aaronx: The voters are our only hope.

We're boned.


We have a system of checks and balances.
Unfortunately the system is controlled by unbalanced people writing checks.

And the house ways and means committee called.
They are out of ways, and you know what that means.
 
2021-12-03 10:04:39 AM  
She's representing her constituents. She's voicing their beliefs and convictions. She is the Republican Party.
 
2021-12-03 10:10:51 AM  
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2021-12-03 10:23:03 AM  
I see her as one of those women that have a picture of them circulating the internet in which they are dropping their baby while trying to hold on to their iPhone 🤔
 
2021-12-03 10:23:57 AM  
Media: Here she is doing even more crazy stuff. Let's put her in the spotlight again and give her more of the attention she's seeking!
 
2021-12-03 10:25:59 AM  
Her sole purpose in Congress is to suck up media oxygen thus preventing the dems from getting any messaging out.
 
2021-12-03 10:26:22 AM  
WTF is going on with investigations into her? While campaigning she expensed enough mileage to circle the globe twice, she didn't disclose conflicts of interest for her husband and the fact that he made almost a million dollars from energy companies while she was on committees that oversaw those industries, whatever the fark she was up to prior to Jan 6 and giving tour and then tweeting out Pelosi's location during Jan 6.

This is just off of the top of my head and crap that is not exactly a secret.

Justice system is so broken in this country.
 
2021-12-03 10:26:23 AM  
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2021-12-03 10:26:54 AM  

aaronx: The voters are our only hope.

We're boned.


Apparently Boebert got redistricted into a solidly Democratic district. There may yet be hope.
 
2021-12-03 10:27:35 AM  

mistahtom: Her sole purpose in Congress is to suck up media oxygen thus preventing the dems from getting any messaging out.


She's only got another year or so and then she's gone. Gotta raise a fuss while she can.
 
2021-12-03 10:29:05 AM  

aaronx: The voters are our only hope.


You mean the ones that put her IN office?

We're boned.

Yep.
 
2021-12-03 10:30:11 AM  
Yes, she is only going to get worse. If nobody holds her accountable for what she does she is going to keep doing it and pushing her limits.

What really gets me is that Twitter lets her and MTG constantly post their Jihad Squad slur. If anybody else was posting racial slurs they would be banned.
 
2021-12-03 10:32:26 AM  
"Mainstreamed" hate and bigotry? More like mainlined
 
2021-12-03 10:37:23 AM  
What happens to the people making the threats?  Why aren't we seeing them dragged out of their houses in cuffs?  That should be all over the news.  I'm betting it would make an impact on the other assholes who think making threats via email or phone think twice before doing so.  And if not then we get to see them dragged out of their houses in cuffs.
 
2021-12-03 10:37:34 AM  
hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!


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2021-12-03 10:40:07 AM  
"This is not about one hateful statement or one politician. It is about a party that has mainstreamed mainlined bigotry and hatred."
 
2021-12-03 10:41:04 AM  

strapp3r: hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!

[the-sun.com image 666x1000]


She has the "Who farted, y'all?" face.
 
2021-12-03 10:42:11 AM  

anfrind: strapp3r: hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!

[the-sun.com image 666x1000]

She has the "Who farted, y'all?" face.


constantly
 
2021-12-03 10:42:17 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: WTF is going on with investigations into her? While campaigning she expensed enough mileage to circle the globe twice, she didn't disclose conflicts of interest for her husband and the fact that he made almost a million dollars from energy companies while she was on committees that oversaw those industries, whatever the fark she was up to prior to Jan 6 and giving tour and then tweeting out Pelosi's location during Jan 6.

This is just off of the top of my head and crap that is not exactly a secret.

Justice system is so broken in this country.


Summon Eeyore!
 
2021-12-03 10:42:25 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: WTF is going on with investigations into her? While campaigning she expensed enough mileage to circle the globe twice, she didn't disclose conflicts of interest for her husband and the fact that he made almost a million dollars from energy companies while she was on committees that oversaw those industries, whatever the fark she was up to prior to Jan 6 and giving tour and then tweeting out Pelosi's location during Jan 6.

This is just off of the top of my head and crap that is not exactly a secret.

Justice system is so broken in this country.


There's an R after her name.
 
2021-12-03 10:44:59 AM  
When your only tool is a hammer all problems look like nails. When your only skill at governance is the schoolyard quick quip every issue looks like a WWE smackdown. The Republicans didn't bother creating a platform in 2020. They will cut their own noses off to site libs, make cute remarks aimed at the lowest intellect and vote no. No ideas, no policies nothing.
 
2021-12-03 10:45:39 AM  

vudukungfu: We have a system of checks and balances.
Unfortunately the system is controlled by unbalanced people writing checks.


Beautifully said!
 
2021-12-03 10:46:12 AM  
I have an all white zipper hoodie in my closet for the last ten years I'm afraid to wear so I dont stain it. I should be living my best life
 
2021-12-03 10:47:13 AM  
Her ads for office were nothing more than her trotting her tits across the screen telling everyone she's going to 'take on the Squad' in Washington.  That was the extent of her message: Bouncing tits and hate.

She won bigly with the uneducated rubes out on the plains.
 
2021-12-03 10:47:31 AM  

Notabunny: She's representing her constituents. She's voicing their beliefs and convictions. She is the Republican Party.


And the thread gets to duck out of work early today.
 
2021-12-03 10:49:20 AM  
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2021-12-03 10:50:44 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: WTF is going on with investigations into her? While campaigning she expensed enough mileage to circle the globe twice, she didn't disclose conflicts of interest for her husband and the fact that he made almost a million dollars from energy companies while she was on committees that oversaw those industries, whatever the fark she was up to prior to Jan 6 and giving tour and then tweeting out Pelosi's location during Jan 6.

This is just off of the top of my head and crap that is not exactly a secret.

Justice system is so broken in this country.


Where is justice?
Where is punishment?
 
2021-12-03 10:51:55 AM  

Psylence: Officer Barrelroll: WTF is going on with investigations into her? While campaigning she expensed enough mileage to circle the globe twice, she didn't disclose conflicts of interest for her husband and the fact that he made almost a million dollars from energy companies while she was on committees that oversaw those industries, whatever the fark she was up to prior to Jan 6 and giving tour and then tweeting out Pelosi's location during Jan 6.

This is just off of the top of my head and crap that is not exactly a secret.

Justice system is so broken in this country.

Where is justice?
Where is punishment?


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2021-12-03 10:52:03 AM  

HeadbangerSmurf: What happens to the people making the threats?  Why aren't we seeing them dragged out of their houses in cuffs?  That should be all over the news.  I'm betting it would make an impact on the other assholes who think making threats via email or phone think twice before doing so.  And if not then we get to see them dragged out of their houses in cuffs.


Boebert has a long arrest record (4 and counting).  Also, as a member of Congress she can now only be arrested for a felony offense.  Once she is not, expect mug shots for a few years until she fades into obscurity and is forgotten.
She owes some $50,000 in back taxes (she may have paid this since last year), and only got her GED on the campaign trail for Congress.  A bit snobby of me, however combined with her speeches and relationships we know she is intellectually lazy, and likely both academically and emotionally stupid.
Using any workplace standard she's unemployable.  She spouts hate speech, is a religious bigot, and attempts to sneak firearms into the office.  She also has an arrest record which means she is only fit for low wage, no customer contact jobs under close supervision (she and her husband own a restaurant).
The good people of CO gave her the power to make big decisions for them, so they will get what they deserve.
 
2021-12-03 10:52:17 AM  

anfrind: strapp3r: hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!

[the-sun.com image 666x1000]

She has the "Who farted, y'all?" face.


I see I wasn't the only who thought this. However I didn't see it until after I made the meme so I'm posting it anyway.

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2021-12-03 10:53:03 AM  
Well, she ain't gonna get any smarter, I can tell you that. So, it is what it is.
 
2021-12-03 10:54:03 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: The sad, sorry fact is that there is no incentive to correct their behavior.


And this is why, whatever the future holds, it is bound to be terrible.

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."


Simple earplugs should work when "They hit me back" whining starts.
 
2021-12-03 10:55:07 AM  

strapp3r: anfrind: strapp3r: hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!

[the-sun.com image 666x1000]

She has the "Who farted, y'all?" face.

constantly


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-12-03 10:56:25 AM  

strapp3r: hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!

[the-sun.com image 666x1000]


My god, that potato has a gun!
 
2021-12-03 10:57:34 AM  
She may be a monster, but she's got nice bewbs.
 
2021-12-03 10:57:41 AM  
Lauren Boebert was selected and placed in her safe Republican seat not for her ability to participate in the act of governance, but to be the loud mouthed moron who said the extremist things that the party wants said, but wants deniability about.

To shake money from the rube tree.

She will be in that space until either she stops bringing in that money, or until she becomes a greater liability than she is worth. Which is very unlikely in the Republican party. As we've seen, you have to reach Steve King levels of racism and open support for Nazis.

Once she is done, she will fade to Sarah Palin levels of irrelevancy.
 
2021-12-03 10:57:41 AM  

JerkStore: Media: Here she is doing even more crazy stuff. Let's put her in the spotlight again and give her more of the attention she's seeking!


Her supporters will know what she says whether the media reports it or not.  So they're obligated to let the rest of us know what kind of person she is.
 
2021-12-03 10:58:26 AM  

Marcos P: I see her as one of those women that have a picture of them circulating the internet in which they are dropping their baby while trying to hold on to their iPhone 🤔


Just be glad we don't have the "front seat of pickup" picture.  That's one "dropping the child" picture I never want to see.
 
2021-12-03 11:03:39 AM  
My niece is married to an ex-cop and they're both incredibly toxic. It's flowed up to my brother as well so I don't see my only family anymore. Coincidentally, she looks a LOT like this piece of trash and her name just happens to be Lauren as well.
 
2021-12-03 11:04:25 AM  
You want to know the best way to attack Boebert?

Do it based on her looks and her crappy guns first and foremost. Right wingers absolutely relish in bigotry, cruelty, and general evilness, but they will melt when you make them look weak, cowardly, or wimpy.

That's not to say that you shouldn't point out those qualities about her to the public, but rather, I'd bet that you can call her a bigot and an Islamophobe all day, and she'd have a shiat eating grin about how you got "triggered". If you said that X Democrat was hotter than her or that I've sold better guns than she owns, she'd flip out and get "triggered" on those statements alone.
 
2021-12-03 11:04:30 AM  
We have a word for them.  Deplorables.

I have no trouble using it to the face of any Republican voter I know.
 
2021-12-03 11:08:03 AM  

JAGChem82: You want to know the best way to attack Boebert?

Do it based on her looks and her crappy guns first and foremost. Right wingers absolutely relish in bigotry, cruelty, and general evilness, but they will melt when you make them look weak, cowardly, or wimpy.

That's not to say that you shouldn't point out those qualities about her to the public, but rather, I'd bet that you can call her a bigot and an Islamophobe all day, and she'd have a shiat eating grin about how you got "triggered". If you said that X Democrat was hotter than her or that I've sold better guns than she owns, she'd flip out and get "triggered" on those statements alone.


Sinema is way hotter than you, Lauren, and she's a senator
 
2021-12-03 11:09:16 AM  

nakmuay: strapp3r: anfrind: strapp3r: hi, welcome to Shooters!
try our world county famous diarrhitos.
and, be sure to bring yer gun to the toilet cuz y'all will swear you be shiattin' wild-cats!

[the-sun.com image 666x1000]

She has the "Who farted, y'all?" face.

constantly

[Fark user image image 500x838]


Now, I am the last person who should be commenting on anyone's physique, but, isn't the point of posing like that to draw attention to one's posterior? Her butt is so flat you could calibrate a level on it.
 
2021-12-03 11:10:47 AM  
There are 20+ Lauren Boeberts in every "Town X" Facebook group where people ask for HS band donations/biatch about potholes/ask what time the Christmas parade starts. The local girl who never left, once upon a time was the "hottest girl in the FFA," and used to spam everybody with MLM crap.
 
2021-12-03 11:11:10 AM  
It's only a matter of time before she pulls out her gun in the House and begins waving it around for political theater.

Once Republicans let her get away with that, then it's only a matter of time before she shoots someone in the House for political theater, which Republicans will also let her get away with.
 
2021-12-03 11:11:22 AM  
"But while the representative from Colorado was trying to brand herself as Your Conservative Facebook Aunt On Steroids, Greene, her colleague from Georgia, was stealing the spotlight with some truly demented behavior..."

Greene is the conservative Facebook aunt who's on steroids.
 
2021-12-03 11:13:23 AM  

JerkStore: Media: Here she is doing even more crazy stuff. Let's put her in the spotlight again and give her more of the attention she's seeking!


Ignoring her won't make her stop.
 
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