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2021-12-03 1:58:43 AM  
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2021-12-03 4:12:50 AM  
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/oblig
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-12-03 4:48:50 AM  
A Brit only washes once a week and that's news?
 
2021-12-03 5:51:17 AM  
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2021-12-03 6:57:28 AM  
Clearly qualified to be a future Prime Minister.
 
2021-12-03 7:32:01 AM  

eyebones: Clearly qualified to be a future Prime Minister.


Or a new wave singer.

Or punk.
 
2021-12-03 7:35:11 AM  
*Take care of

/slow news day
 
2021-12-03 7:35:17 AM  
Punk new wave singing Prime Minister. It's about time.,
 
2021-12-03 7:37:16 AM  
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2021-12-03 7:37:43 AM  
She had an affair with Guy Fiere, right?
 
2021-12-03 7:38:59 AM  
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...sorry kid.
 
2021-12-03 7:39:35 AM  
Will also be mocked daily for having a misspelled name.
 
2021-12-03 7:42:25 AM  
it typically abates in adolescence subby.
 
2021-12-03 7:43:41 AM  
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2021-12-03 7:45:44 AM  
Mum teases coddled toddler's hair, submits to Mail
 
2021-12-03 7:46:37 AM  
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Woah, dude. That roller coaster must have been fackin biatchin!
That's my life we're talking about!

Bad ass hair.
 
2021-12-03 7:48:39 AM  
On a boy, especially, this is not a problem at all. If he doesn't want to rock his crazy locks, he can keep it buzzed short.

I hope he keeps it long, though. It's adorable.
 
2021-12-03 7:52:14 AM  
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2021-12-03 7:53:06 AM  

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BoJo's a poser

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2021-12-03 7:55:35 AM  

433: A Brit only washes once a week and that's news?



"... Locklan, 14-months old, from Atlanta, Georgia..."
 
2021-12-03 7:57:15 AM  

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Bob freely admitted that he rocked a bottle-'fro. It's weird to see his pre-show pictures with his natural hair, you might not even recognize him.
 
2021-12-03 7:57:53 AM  
"only need washing once a week"
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OK, maybe the family doesn't notice the smell anymore, because all their noses have adapted over their time together, but I promise you... to the rest of the world... that kid smells like...
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2021-12-03 7:59:05 AM  
Needs more super sayan.
 
2021-12-03 8:09:35 AM  
A friend's son had some crazy hair when very young. It mellowed and became boring regular hair as he got older.
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2021-12-03 8:11:58 AM  
I grew up in rural Indiana where it was required that every child cut his hair to look like an extra from "Hoosiers."  This is how I looked the first 12 years of my life.

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Just do this.
 
2021-12-03 8:13:56 AM  
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Problem solved.
 
2021-12-03 8:16:44 AM  
Movies messed (tidied?) it up, but

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2021-12-03 8:18:53 AM  
This wee one has 'Party Bro' embedded deep in his DNA.
I hope his life rawks as hard as his hairstyle.
 
2021-12-03 8:21:09 AM  

Ganon D. Mire: "only need washing once a week"
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OK, maybe the family doesn't notice the smell anymore, because all their noses have adapted over their time together, but I promise you... to the rest of the world... that kid smells like...
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You don't have kids do you?

There is literally no reason a child that young needs to wash their hair every day.
 
2021-12-03 8:24:02 AM  
Better than what I had growing up.
 
2021-12-03 8:26:35 AM  
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Dude, I'd get a paternity test if I were you.
 
2021-12-03 8:29:31 AM  
Get them to talk to the girl that put gorilla glue in her hair.
 
2021-12-03 8:29:40 AM  
Okay, so maybe bald is a hairstyle after all.
 
2021-12-03 8:30:18 AM  
I don't see a problem.  Just put on a backwards baseball cap, the coolest way to wear a baseball cap.  Double point if you put sunglasses over the bill.
 
2021-12-03 8:38:42 AM  

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Dude, I'd get a paternity test if I were you.


Many children start life as blondes and change over time.

I was born with a full head of jet black hair, it all fell out and grew back in a deep auburn shade.
 
2021-12-03 8:42:04 AM  
Simple fix. Dreads.
 
2021-12-03 8:43:41 AM  
He looks like Oor Wullie.
 
2021-12-03 8:44:16 AM  
He's got a great career as a made scientist ahead of him.
 
2021-12-03 8:46:24 AM  
Subby, many of us would *love* life long bedhead. It would be much better than our life long shiny-scalp.
 
2021-12-03 8:46:53 AM  
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Or thereabouts.
 
2021-12-03 9:02:02 AM  

Katwang: A friend's son had some crazy hair when very young. It mellowed and became boring regular hair as he got older.

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Or not.

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2021-12-03 9:04:19 AM  
I have what my wife calls "beaver hair"--no, not like that... When I stick my head under the shower head, the water just beads and rolls off. I don't normally use any styling products so that's not causing it. But even after I wash it, I step out of the shower, run a towel over it, and it's completely dry. But it's boring straight hair. Clearly this kid has a future as a chemistry professor.
 
2021-12-03 9:05:33 AM  
"his mother insists that it's nobody's business" as she sits for an article on the subject
 
2021-12-03 9:05:40 AM  

RobotSpider: Clearly this kid has a future as a chemistry professor.


Forgot the pic, of course.
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2021-12-03 9:09:47 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "his mother insists that it's nobody's business" as she sits for an article on the subject


I do wonder from time to time how this becomes news. If it was my kid and some news outlet called up and wanted an interview, I'd tell them to piss off, unless they said, "hey, we'll pay you $10k".
 
2021-12-03 9:12:08 AM  
I keep my hair longish because if I cut it short it goes naturally straight up without products and I look like a dime store Christopher Walken impersonator.
 
2021-12-03 9:16:49 AM  
They have this device called clippers. Keep it short, invest in music and singing lessons and set him up to be a Billy Idol impersonator.... or just not write stories about shiat that doesn't matter.
 
2021-12-03 9:18:25 AM  

WhackingDay: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "his mother insists that it's nobody's business" as she sits for an article on the subject

I do wonder from time to time how this becomes news. If it was my kid and some news outlet called up and wanted an interview, I'd tell them to piss off, unless they said, "hey, we'll pay you $10k".


People want their 15 minutes of fame.

Of course, this could also just be a story that's cribbed from someone's Facebook posts.

Do you have to pay for use of people's photos if you're in a different country?  Or can you claim that it was posted to the internet, so it's already public?
 
2021-12-03 9:23:24 AM  
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He looks like Oor Wullie.

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Jings! Ye ... aw crivvens!
 
2021-12-03 9:23:28 AM  

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Woah, dude. That roller coaster must have been fackin biatchin!
That's my life we're talking about!

Bad ass-hair.


Fixed for xkcd goodness
 
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