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(Brand Eating)   Chili's is getting wild for the holidays, brings back $5 Merry Berry 'Rita, finished with a candy cane garnish   (brandeating.com) divider line
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2021-12-03 2:37:35 AM  
"Ho ho *hork*"
 
2021-12-03 7:59:58 AM  
Are they in competition with Chuck E Cheese for who can host the most drunken brawls?
 
2021-12-03 8:31:51 AM  
I, for one, look forward to many Merry Fark Police Blotter links.
 
2021-12-03 8:35:32 AM  
3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen
 
2021-12-03 8:39:03 AM  

NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen


Come on.

Liquid cocain: 1:1:1 Goldschlagger, Rumplminz, Jaegrmeister. Tastes like a candy cane and serious booze.

/not since college... never again.
 
2021-12-03 8:41:43 AM  

Axeofjudgement: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Come on.

Liquid cocain: 1:1:1 Goldschlagger, Rumplminz, Jaegrmeister. Tastes like a candy cane and serious booze.

/not since college... never again.


Good lord man, was it a dare?
 
2021-12-03 8:51:49 AM  
Their still in business? Cool?
 
2021-12-03 8:55:11 AM  

NINEv2: Axeofjudgement: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Come on.

Liquid cocain: 1:1:1 Goldschlagger, Rumplminz, Jaegrmeister. Tastes like a candy cane and serious booze.

/not since college... never again.

Good lord man, was it a dare?


Tastes like a really boozy candy cane!

Annnnd no. Someone got me hooked on it. Then one night of shotglass checkers.

Mistakes were made.
 
2021-12-03 9:18:00 AM  

Axeofjudgement: NINEv2: Axeofjudgement: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Come on.

Liquid cocain: 1:1:1 Goldschlagger, Rumplminz, Jaegrmeister. Tastes like a candy cane and serious booze.

/not since college... never again.

Good lord man, was it a dare?

Tastes like a really boozy candy cane!

Annnnd no. Someone got me hooked on it. Then one night of shotglass checkers.

Mistakes were made.


If you can't remember, did they really happen?

/never worked for me either
 
2021-12-03 10:08:11 AM  

NINEv2: Axeofjudgement: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Come on.

Liquid cocain: 1:1:1 Goldschlagger, Rumplminz, Jaegrmeister. Tastes like a candy cane and serious booze.

/not since college... never again.

Good lord man, was it a dare?


Could I save some time and just make myself sick before trying that

/I do kind of want to try that
//what the hell is wrong with me
 
2021-12-03 10:34:01 AM  
Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.
 
2021-12-03 10:48:45 AM  

Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.


And it's a shame. I remember chili's being quite edible as a kid. Chicken tacos. Ribs. Good chocolate shake. Hell even the lettuce wraps were good.
 
2021-12-03 11:38:38 AM  

NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen


I am trying this.  I will report back.
 
2021-12-03 11:48:54 AM  
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2021-12-03 12:30:35 PM  

empres77: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

I am trying this.  I will report back.


*disclaimer*
I got this out of an old '05 ish playboy long since missing. The ratio is correct. The ingredients are correct. I'm just not sure if they're in the right order.
 
2021-12-03 1:31:49 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: "Ho ho *hork*"


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2021-12-03 2:11:22 PM  
We've discovered Huckleberry Margaritas. So tasty they are the road to perdition.
 
2021-12-03 2:19:15 PM  

NINEv2: empres77: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

I am trying this.  I will report back.

*disclaimer*
I got this out of an old '05 ish playboy long since missing. The ratio is correct. The ingredients are correct. I'm just not sure if they're in the right order.


::noted::
 
2021-12-03 2:42:07 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Are they in competition with Chuck E Cheese for who can host the most drunken brawls?


You son of a biatch, I'm in!
 
2021-12-03 2:50:03 PM  

Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.


I think Chilli's is every married mans safe haven at the mall. At least when Bennigan'sclosed up shop in most places.

/never been married but have looked longingly at a beer sign on a window as I came into the mall to shop w/S.O.'s over the years
 
2021-12-03 3:26:04 PM  

blodyholy: Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.

I think Chilli's is every married mans safe haven at the mall. At least when Bennigan'sclosed up shop in most places.

/never been married but have looked longingly at a beer sign on a window as I came into the mall to shop w/S.O.'s over the years


I honestly have no idea why nobody opens a bar inside the mall. It would make bank. And the mall would benefit, "Oh hubby's drinking, so I'm going to keep shopping!" And "Oh she's out shopping, so I'm gonna sit here and keep drinking!"

/secrets to a happy marriage
 
2021-12-03 3:29:42 PM  

Combustion: blodyholy: Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.

I think Chilli's is every married mans safe haven at the mall. At least when Bennigan'sclosed up shop in most places.

/never been married but have looked longingly at a beer sign on a window as I came into the mall to shop w/S.O.'s over the years

I honestly have no idea why nobody opens a bar inside the mall. It would make bank. And the mall would benefit, "Oh hubby's drinking, so I'm going to keep shopping!" And "Oh she's out shopping, so I'm gonna sit here and keep drinking!"

/secrets to a happy marriage


Horrible beer, horrible quality video, but we've all been there:

Bud Light: Shopping Rescue
Youtube MCP00lbQM-I
 
2021-12-03 3:40:44 PM  

NINEv2: Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.

And it's a shame. I remember chili's being quite edible as a kid. Chicken tacos. Ribs. Good chocolate shake. Hell even the lettuce wraps were good.


I haven't been to one in about a decade.

It was fine. I cannot imagine being remotely hungry while bellying up to the bar and not grabbing an appetizer or burger.

I'd happily eat either of these.

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2021-12-03 4:03:11 PM  

Smackledorfer: NINEv2: Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.

And it's a shame. I remember chili's being quite edible as a kid. Chicken tacos. Ribs. Good chocolate shake. Hell even the lettuce wraps were good.

I haven't been to one in about a decade.

It was fine. I cannot imagine being remotely hungry while bellying up to the bar and not grabbing an appetizer or burger.

I'd happily eat either of these.

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Ah. The SW eggrolls are still there, good. Served w/zesty SW ranch and topped with bacon now I assume.
 
2021-12-03 5:29:15 PM  

Smackledorfer: NINEv2: Combustion: Years ago my wife got a cool job and needed new clothes. Each weekend she'd go shopping at the mall, and literally the only place to drink there was Chilis. But they had sports on TV, and the wife didn't care because she was out spending money, so I could get a little plastered.
Even after getting drunk, I still didn't want to eat there. We picked up pizza on the way home.

And it's a shame. I remember chili's being quite edible as a kid. Chicken tacos. Ribs. Good chocolate shake. Hell even the lettuce wraps were good.

I haven't been to one in about a decade.

It was fine. I cannot imagine being remotely hungry while bellying up to the bar and not grabbing an appetizer or burger.

I'd happily eat either of these.

[Fark user image image 422x750]


A few Sundays ago I went to the local Chile's for football.

Being Utah I got hit with "if you want a second beer you gotta order food"

From prior outings I know their salsa guac and chips sucks. So SW eggrolls it was. Really the only reason to buy food at Chile's.

Even then? I think longhorns firecracker chicken wraps are superior.... actually thinking on it, I haven't seen a longhorn around here?

Theres a Texas Roadhouse but no bar area, and no one wants to be that guy just sitting alone at a table with no one to converse or joke with while sadly eating their steak and drinking their beer.

Which is a shame, Texas Roadhouse is my go too restaurant nationally, I know their kitchens are safe.
 
2021-12-03 7:37:24 PM  

Gubbo: NINEv2: Axeofjudgement: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Come on.

Liquid cocain: 1:1:1 Goldschlagger, Rumplminz, Jaegrmeister. Tastes like a candy cane and serious booze.

/not since college... never again.

Good lord man, was it a dare?

Could I save some time and just make myself sick before trying that

/I do kind of want to try that
//what the hell is wrong with me


Make friends with pain, and you'll never be alone.
 
2021-12-03 8:17:11 PM  

NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen


Article is about a $5 margarita at a restaurant. You will probably need to drink 10 of them to even get a buzz going.
 
2021-12-03 10:29:53 PM  

algman: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Article is about a $5 margarita at a restaurant. You will probably need to drink 10 of them to even get a buzz going.


Holiday drinks bud.
 
2021-12-04 3:06:21 AM  

NINEv2: Ah. The zesty SW eggrolls are still there, good. Served w/zesty SW ranch and topped with zesty SW bacon now I assume.


not sure if ftfy


Axeofjudgement: Theres a Texas Roadhouse but no bar area, and no one wants to be that guy just sitting alone at a table with no one to converse or joke with while sadly eating their steak and drinking their beer.

Which is a shame, Texas Roadhouse is my go too restaurant nationally, I know their kitchens are safe.


I didn't realize it was such a national thing! we went to one (right next to that PARX casino where some guy followed some other guy back to NJ and murdered him?) back in Sept/Nov. the food was... not-abominable, the sooper-cheep LIIT was ugh watery, but at least the beer was decent.

my main complaint was about 75,000 "birthdays" happened that night, lol.

algman: Article is about a $5 margarita at a restaurant. You will probably need to drink 10 of them to even get a buzz going.


don't we usually see "scandalous" articles every year or so, from former Applebees/etc. bartenders telling how the $1/$2 drinks are basically sugar water. slightly back into the before-times, $mai_waifu's friend insisted on us going to a Chilis or whatever, and I swear that shiate actually reduced my resting-BAC.

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2021-12-04 6:46:51 PM  

NINEv2: algman: NINEv2: 3:2:1 vanilla vodak to godiva white to peppermint schnappster. "White Christmas martini". All booze and tastes like a liquid candy cane. More dangerous than this pansy ass cocktail.

/whar hyphen

Article is about a $5 margarita at a restaurant. You will probably need to drink 10 of them to even get a buzz going.

Holiday drinks bud.


You smoke bud, not drink bud, bud.
 
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