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2021-12-02 10:39:53 PM  
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2021-12-02 10:42:26 PM  
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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2021-12-03 12:06:57 AM  

casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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Money.  Why else?
 
2021-12-03 12:22:42 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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Money.  Why else?


Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

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2021-12-03 3:40:48 AM  
So am I to understand that the entirety of Bogota is presently on fire?
 
2021-12-03 3:43:54 AM  
People are doing this deliberately to destroy ecologies and cost countries hundreds of millions to billions and billions trying to halt and / or reverse the damage.

Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.

And if they get caught they get hit with small fines.

This is an attack on our bio-ecology and economy.
 
2021-12-03 3:51:23 AM  

casey17: Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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Money.  Why else?

Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

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Because when people say "no, don't do this" there will always be a few who go "fark you i'ma do it anyway" no matter how lethal, nonsensical, dangerous and just plain idiotic whatever ''it'' is. Covid should have shown this to everyone by now.
 
2021-12-03 3:52:18 AM  
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Good! I used to burn my fingers on those hot metal molds.
Speaking of the Beatles on Disney+, Ringo Starr used to own one... "I've got blisters on my fingers!"
My lawn, get off of it.
 
2021-12-03 3:54:10 AM  

casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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I know.
Now that entire room needs to be burnt down. If they were left in there with the lights off maybe the whole building.
 
2021-12-03 3:56:23 AM  

omg bbq: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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I know.
Now that entire room needs to be burnt down. If they were left in there with the lights off maybe the whole building.


That's kinda wimpy of you.
 
2021-12-03 3:57:36 AM  
To think just today I found a scorpion in my bed (again) lol. I coulda been selling these things this whole time??!!111
 
2021-12-03 3:59:57 AM  

Dahnkster: [Fark user image image 650x509]

Good! I used to burn my fingers on those hot metal molds.
Speaking of the Beatles on Disney+, Ringo Starr used to own one... "I've got blisters on my fingers!"
My lawn, get off of it.


Neighbor had that. They tasted terrible.
 
2021-12-03 4:31:58 AM  

0z79: omg bbq: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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I know.
Now that entire room needs to be burnt down. If they were left in there with the lights off maybe the whole building.

That's kinda wimpy of you.


🤷🏼♂
 
2021-12-03 4:54:13 AM  

casey17: Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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Money.  Why else?

Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

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Hiii!
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2021-12-03 4:57:53 AM  
More like BUGota, amirite?? *raises hand for high-fives* Right??
 
2021-12-03 4:59:31 AM  
Of course, only Germans would carry each NOPE in its own individual NOPE canister.

The Germans, being German, probably neatly labeled them, arranged them in an optimal packing configuration, and then put them way up inside their buttholes.

/waaay up there, Moritz
 
2021-12-03 5:04:30 AM  

Resident Muslim: casey17: Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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Money.  Why else?

Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

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Hiii!
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*shudder*

Can you imagine being someone's partner, and never being 100% sure they don't have a huge spider in their mouth when you lean in for a kiss?
 
2021-12-03 5:10:52 AM  

Ostman: Resident Muslim: casey17: Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

[Fark user image 598x682]

Money.  Why else?

Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

[Fark user image image 498x278]

Hiii!
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*shudder*

Can you imagine being someone's partner, and never being 100% sure they don't have a huge spider in their mouth when you lean in for a kiss?


Or centipedes for that matter...
 
2021-12-03 5:24:45 AM  

bughunter: Ostman: Resident Muslim: casey17: Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

[Fark user image 598x682]

Money.  Why else?

Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

[Fark user image image 498x278]

Hiii!
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*shudder*

Can you imagine being someone's partner, and never being 100% sure they don't have a huge spider in their mouth when you lean in for a kiss?

Or centipedes for that matter...


It's more likely than you think.
 
2021-12-03 5:35:33 AM  

Trik: People are doing this deliberately to destroy ecologies and cost countries hundreds of millions to billions and billions trying to halt and / or reverse the damage.

Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.

And if they get caught they get hit with small fines.

This is an attack on our bio-ecology and economy.


Sometimes you say dumb things.

Sometimes you say really dumb things.

Then there's times when you're heading into Adam Sandler territory.
 
2021-12-03 5:41:44 AM  

casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

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Just wait until you hear where they were smuggling them...


/Paige, nein!
 
2021-12-03 6:53:28 AM  

bughunter: Ostman: Resident Muslim: casey17: Benevolent Misanthrope: casey17: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH!111!!! WHYYYYY!?

[Fark user image 598x682]

Money.  Why else?

Well d'oy, but I will *never* understand why there's a market for them. I don't care how metal is is to own one.

[Fark user image image 498x278]

Hiii!
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*shudder*

Can you imagine being someone's partner, and never being 100% sure they don't have a huge spider in their mouth when you lean in for a kiss?

Or centipedes for that matter...


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2021-12-03 8:11:25 AM  
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Just looking for a good home
 
2021-12-03 8:18:27 AM  
They didn't cooch 210 containers.  Aint no cooch that could handle that.  There were rumors of a cooch that could.  Le Coocha Grande but she was just a rumor.   A tale you told TSA agents to scare them after they grabbed your crouch and said "It's jus' the zipper.  His junk's tiny too!  Har har har."  Never forget, Agent 2387.  One day, you'll have to put your fist up La Coocha Grande and she won't even know you're there. Har. Har."
 
2021-12-03 8:25:32 AM  

Dahnkster: [Fark user image 650x509]

Good! I used to burn my fingers on those hot metal molds.
Speaking of the Beatles on Disney+, Ringo Starr used to own one... "I've got blisters on my fingers!"
My lawn, get off of it.


I can smell that picture
 
2021-12-03 8:41:43 AM  

fullyautomatic: To think just today I found a scorpion in my bed (again) lol. I coulda been selling these things this whole time??!!111


I woke up next to a Sagittarius.
 
2021-12-03 8:45:25 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: They didn't cooch 210 containers.  Aint no cooch that could handle that.  There were rumors of a cooch that could.  Le Coocha Grande but she was just a rumor.   A tale you told TSA agents to scare them after they grabbed your crouch and said "It's jus' the zipper.  His junk's tiny too!  Har har har."  Never forget, Agent 2387.  One day, you'll have to put your fist up La Coocha Grande and she won't even know you're there. Har. Har."


Even worse, while you're elbows deep down in La Coocha Grande, you might get bitten by a family of tarantulas.
 
2021-12-03 9:07:29 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: They didn't cooch 210 containers.  Aint no cooch that could handle that.  There were rumors of a cooch that could.  Le Coocha Grande but she was just a rumor.   A tale you told TSA agents to scare them after they grabbed your crouch and said "It's jus' the zipper.  His junk's tiny too!  Har har har."  Never forget, Agent 2387.  One day, you'll have to put your fist up La Coocha Grande and she won't even know you're there. Har. Har."


Never change, Harry.
 
2021-12-03 9:13:36 AM  

Trik: Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.


???  They have crows in Europe.  Those farkers will eat anything, even humans if we don't fight back hard enough.  Tarantulas won't stand a chance, especially New World tarantulas.  Those things spin around and kick ass hairs at potential predators, which just gives crows a chance to eat them without dealing with tarantula fangs.
 
2021-12-03 9:15:48 AM  

NM Volunteer: Trik: Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.

???  They have crows in Europe.  Those farkers will eat anything, even humans if we don't fight back hard enough.  Tarantulas won't stand a chance, especially New World tarantulas.  Those things spin around and kick ass hairs at potential predators, which just gives crows a chance to eat them without dealing with tarantula fangs.


No foolin' Bob.

Saw a crow the other day hop onto some trash in a can, pick through and find a bag with some chips left in it - grabs the bag, hops out and tips the contents out onto the grass.

Didn't see if it put the bag back when it was done.
 
2021-12-03 9:22:17 AM  

Dahnkster: [Fark user image 650x509]

Good! I used to burn my fingers on those hot metal molds.
Speaking of the Beatles on Disney+, Ringo Starr used to own one... "I've got blisters on my fingers!"
My lawn, get off of it.


My older brothers had one of those, we used it to make fishing lures.
 
2021-12-03 10:27:17 AM  
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. and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee.
 
2021-12-03 11:09:09 AM  

Trik: People are doing this deliberately to destroy ecologies and cost countries hundreds of millions to billions and billions trying to halt and / or reverse the damage.

Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.

And if they get caught they get hit with small fines.

This is an attack on our bio-ecology and economy.


And Hillary Clinton is involved.
 
2021-12-03 11:31:54 AM  

Dahnkster: [Fark user image 650x509]

Good! I used to burn my fingers on those hot metal molds.
Speaking of the Beatles on Disney+, Ringo Starr used to own one... "I've got blisters on my fingers!"
My lawn, get off of it.


You just sent me hurtling far, far back in time. Thank you.
 
2021-12-03 11:32:50 AM  

Erma Gerdd: [Fark user image 598x682]

. and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee.


Someone was just finding a creative way to fix the supply chain problem for creepy Christmas presents
 
2021-12-03 12:13:53 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Trik: People are doing this deliberately to destroy ecologies and cost countries hundreds of millions to billions and billions trying to halt and / or reverse the damage.

Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.

And if they get caught they get hit with small fines.

This is an attack on our bio-ecology and economy.

Sometimes you say dumb things.

Sometimes you say really dumb things.

Then there's times when you're heading into Adam Sandler territory.


People who hate America have noticed how some imported wildlife is causing all kinds of problems.
Non native fish decimating waterways.
Released snakes decimating wildlife.
Insect larva killing hardwoods.
Some kind of large snails damaging ecologies and landscapes.
And this just a few...

The costs of trying to stop stop or reverse the damages it unreal.

So, want to attack a country but not risk your precious hide?

Find a non-native insect, reptile, fish, animal, plant and release it into the wild.
Chances are it won't have a predator and will out reproduce, consume and prey on native species.

While they 'supposedly' weren't released intentionally, my area is now overrun with armadillo's.
The only preparator they have is humans driving automobiles.
They damage crops and can carry the leprosy bacteria.
Climate change means their area has expanded further north and they survive winters now.

It's a very subtle attack, that morons dismiss and poopoo at until it affects them directly.

Kinda like covid deniers and anti-vakkers.
 
2021-12-03 12:26:40 PM  
*anti-vaxxers...
 
2021-12-03 3:06:04 PM  

Trik: Gyrfalcon: Trik: People are doing this deliberately to destroy ecologies and cost countries hundreds of millions to billions and billions trying to halt and / or reverse the damage.

Release some top tier predators or just something that has no natural predator in an area or insects or plants that will decimate natural species in an area.

And if they get caught they get hit with small fines.

This is an attack on our bio-ecology and economy.

Sometimes you say dumb things.

Sometimes you say really dumb things.

Then there's times when you're heading into Adam Sandler territory.

People who hate America have noticed how some imported wildlife is causing all kinds of problems.
Non native fish decimating waterways.
Released snakes decimating wildlife.
Insect larva killing hardwoods.
Some kind of large snails damaging ecologies and landscapes.
And this just a few...

The costs of trying to stop stop or reverse the damages it unreal.

So, want to attack a country but not risk your precious hide?

Find a non-native insect, reptile, fish, animal, plant and release it into the wild.
Chances are it won't have a predator and will out reproduce, consume and prey on native species.

While they 'supposedly' weren't released intentionally, my area is now overrun with armadillo's.
The only *Predator they have is humans driving automobiles.
They damage crops and can carry the leprosy bacteria.
Climate change means their area has expanded further north and they survive winters now.

It's a very subtle attack, that morons dismiss and poopoo at until it affects them directly.

Kinda like covid deniers and anti-vakkers.


damn auto correct.
 
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