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2021-12-02 7:13:26 PM  
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2021-12-02 7:20:41 PM  
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2021-12-02 7:36:18 PM  
Maybe someone finally shoved McConnell down the marble stairs.
 
2021-12-02 7:37:23 PM  
Unannounced Willie Nelson visit
 
2021-12-02 7:38:47 PM  
okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious
 
2021-12-02 7:42:40 PM  

andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious


If it was black smoke, it would be because someone shoved Joe Manchin down the stairs.
 
2021-12-02 7:46:24 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

If it was black smoke, it would be because someone shoved Joe Manchin down the stairs.


He does have 50lbs of coal shoved up his ass
 
2021-12-02 7:51:28 PM  

andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious


It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards
 
2021-12-02 7:59:00 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards


I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.
 
2021-12-02 8:25:08 PM  

andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.


Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.
 
2021-12-02 8:31:05 PM  

dionysusaur: andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.

Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.


right but that usually appears more like steam than smoke
 
2021-12-02 8:51:39 PM  

andrewagill: dionysusaur: andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.

Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.

right but that usually appears more like steam than smoke


Lit from behind/below, can you tell the difference?
 
2021-12-02 9:17:39 PM  
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2021-12-02 9:25:49 PM  

dionysusaur: andrewagill: dionysusaur: andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.

Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.

right but that usually appears more like steam than smoke

Lit from behind/below, can you tell the difference?


I couldn't, but I was assuming Chad Pergram could.
 
2021-12-02 10:38:06 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards


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2021-12-02 11:15:00 PM  
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2021-12-02 11:17:26 PM  
Legalize it!
 
2021-12-02 11:18:49 PM  
That's just Ted Cruz let one rip
 
2021-12-02 11:19:13 PM  
Fetterman already in there checking out the digs?

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2021-12-02 11:22:20 PM  
Manchin farted
 
2021-12-02 11:22:41 PM  
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2021-12-02 11:23:12 PM  

andrewagill: dionysusaur: andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.

Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.

right but that usually appears more like steam than smoke


Actually pretty much all of the Federal buildings in that area including the Capitol use steam from a central co-gen plant for heating. There's a whole network of steam tunnels under that section of DC.

Had a friend who had to work in one feeding the Capitol... You couldn't spend more than around 15 minutes even wearing fireman's gear with ice packs underneath, they're that hot.
 
2021-12-02 11:26:51 PM  

maxheck: andrewagill: dionysusaur: andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.

Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.

right but that usually appears more like steam than smoke

Actually pretty much all of the Federal buildings in that area including the Capitol use steam from a central co-gen plant for heating. There's a whole network of steam tunnels under that section of DC.

Had a friend who had to work in one feeding the Capitol... You couldn't spend more than around 15 minutes even wearing fireman's gear with ice packs underneath, they're that hot.


Yup. seen them in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing.

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2021-12-02 11:27:08 PM  
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The Senate leader will be back once he's finished nailing a German pop star in the supply closet.
 
2021-12-02 11:29:54 PM  
Apparently one of the senators has been calling other politicians 'pissants'.

The only pissant politician I can think of offhand has the initials of "Rafael (Ted) Edward Cruz".
Who is noted for bravely abandoning his people during a freezing weather crisis.

How does this pissant keep getting reelected?
In Texas of all places...
 
2021-12-02 11:32:12 PM  
Shiats on fire yo.
 
2021-12-02 11:33:28 PM  

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The Senate leader will be back once he's finished nailing a German pop star in the supply closet.


I heard he likes Crocs.
 
2021-12-02 11:33:48 PM  
Chad Pergram covers Congress for FOX News

FARK isn't a right-wing website tho
 
2021-12-02 11:35:14 PM  
Bernie's on the roof doing bong hits with Tim Kaine.
 
2021-12-02 11:35:45 PM  

Trik: Apparently one of the senators has been calling other politicians 'pissants'.

The only pissant politician I can think of offhand has the initials of "Rafael (Ted) Edward Cruz".
Who is noted for bravely abandoning his people during a freezing weather crisis.

How does this pissant keep getting reelected?
In Texas of all places...


It's Texass and he has an (R) next to his name.
 
2021-12-02 11:36:44 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

If it was black smoke, it would be because someone shoved Joe Manchin down the stairs.


That only happens when you throw some water on him...

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2021-12-02 11:43:24 PM  
dammit.
 
2021-12-02 11:54:09 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards


Whatever you say, Montgolfier.
 
2021-12-02 11:54:42 PM  
Oh, nothing. Just the Far Right setting another Reichstag fire.
 
2021-12-03 12:08:55 AM  
Newly-elected Pope Ronald I, formerly Timothy Dolan, declares he no longer recognizes the authority of Rome.
 
2021-12-03 12:11:22 AM  
Pretty sure that's blue.

Also probably Gozer.
 
2021-12-03 12:11:57 AM  

moothemagiccow: Chad Pergram covers Congress for FOX News

FARK isn't a right-wing website tho


It could be seen as a self-hating right wing meme spreading Dem bashing website...
 
2021-12-03 12:13:29 AM  

arrogantbastich: Squid_for_Brains: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

If it was black smoke, it would be because someone shoved Joe Manchin down the stairs.

He does have 50lbs of coal shoved up his ass


He will in Hell.
 
2021-12-03 12:16:50 AM  
That looks like another secret message from Q ...
 
2021-12-03 12:17:31 AM  

dionysusaur: andrewagill: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

I would have figured they'd use natural gas or baseboard heating but I guess that makes sense.

Combustion gases still have to be vented, and tend to be warm.


The steam plant for the Capitol is about a half mile away.
 
2021-12-03 12:18:36 AM  

andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious


any time I've seen white smoke coming out of electronics, it didn't work anymore.
 
2021-12-03 12:19:21 AM  

cretinbob: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

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These must be people who love in Phoenix. Because it's pretty common to have clouds of condensation like this.
 
2021-12-03 12:31:55 AM  

Mikey1969: cretinbob: DoBeDoBeDo: andrewagill: okay so why is there white smoke actually? Now I'm curious

It's cold and the furnaces exhaust upwards

[i.imgflip.com image 800x450]

These must be people who love in Phoenix. Because it's pretty common to have clouds of condensation like this.


It's a dry love.
 
2021-12-03 12:35:03 AM  

ox45tallboy: Bernie's on the roof doing bong hits with Tim Kaine.


Tim Kaine doesn't smoke weed. That guy is a supertight human puckered butthole.
 
2021-12-03 12:37:57 AM  

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WTH is that from?
 
2021-12-03 12:51:10 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: That looks like another secret message from Q ...


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They all are.
 
2021-12-03 12:57:14 AM  

dsmith42: kindms: [Fark user image 720x500] [View Full Size image _x_]

WTH is that from?


World of Wolfram.

World of Wolfram | Folge 7: CATFIGHT
Youtube MeEWGDVeYgk

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor?
The fight starts around nine minutes..
Enjoy!
 
2021-12-03 12:58:39 AM  

Redh8t: dsmith42: kindms: [Fark user image 720x500] [View Full Size image _x_]

WTH is that from?

World of Wolfram.

[YouTube video: World of Wolfram | Folge 7: CATFIGHT]
Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor?
The fight starts around nine minutes..
Enjoy!


Not nine minutes, FIVE minutes.
 
2021-12-03 1:01:11 AM  

hotrod2001: Pretty sure that's blue.

Also probably Gozer.


I think he's still in time out for threatening AOC.

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2021-12-03 1:01:12 AM  

emtwo: ox45tallboy: Bernie's on the roof doing bong hits with Tim Kaine.

Tim Kaine doesn't smoke weed. That guy is a supertight human puckered butthole.


You know he did at a party that one time back in college. And he tells his kids he's so lucky he didn't OD.
 
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