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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)   If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks on route sixty-six. Just don't go 108 MPH running from the cops after stealing catalytic converters   (triblive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Catalytic converter, Michael P. Kiselka, Exhaust system, catalytic converter, Greensburg man accused, Greensburg patrolman Hank Fontana Jr., Palladium, suspicious vehicle  
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2021-12-02 11:59:38 PM  
What an interesting looking fellow, like an alien-human hybrid.  With liver problems.
 
2021-12-03 12:00:10 AM  
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2021-12-03 12:02:11 AM  
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2021-12-03 12:14:34 AM  

Death by Spaghettification: What an interesting looking fellow, like an alien-human hybrid.  With liver problems.


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That's a meth head.  I say this as somebody who's always looked old for his age, has a gaunt face and will probably be getting dental implants as soon as I can quit smoking.  I could buy beer in high school but I didn't look like that at 26.  The apparent jaundice is probably lighting.
 
2021-12-03 12:15:09 AM  
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2021-12-03 12:15:46 AM  

Death by Spaghettification: What an interesting looking fellow, like an alien-human hybrid.  With liver problems.


Suspect is eyebrowless, repeat, eyebrowless.

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2021-12-03 12:24:02 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Death by Spaghettification: What an interesting looking fellow, like an alien-human hybrid.  With liver problems.

Suspect is eyebrowless, repeat, eyebrowless.

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Yeah, but it looks like he shaved them off completely.  Which again, is something somebody on meth might do. If it was stress induced... he'd probably have some gray hairs, if he was taking the time to dye his hair... he'd probably have a better haircut.
 
2021-12-03 12:30:10 AM  
That thing wants to steal my catalytic converter, I'm gonna let him.
 
2021-12-03 12:46:50 AM  
I was thinking that the photo looks like a meth addict who's embarrassed about his(?) appearance and has tried to compensate with lip gloss.
 
2021-12-03 12:53:30 AM  
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2021-12-03 1:11:02 AM  
Not just meth. Judging by the fact that his upper lip could just about slice a sheet of paper thickness wise, mommy couldn't be bothered to stop drinking while pregnant.

Talk about a poster child for "that kid never had a chance."
 
2021-12-03 1:36:07 AM  
This dude should be in the dictionary next to the word "jaundiced."
 
2021-12-03 3:12:50 AM  
Once again the answer is meth!
 
2021-12-03 5:20:25 AM  
I assumed meth if stealing catalytic converters. Who does that?
 
2021-12-03 5:56:41 AM  

Monocultured: This dude should be in the dictionary next to the word "jaundiced."


Pennsylvania and he mostly "works" at night.  He's probably actually pasty white and the tone is just the lighting.  I work the graveyard shift in the Midwest and I'm of Irish and German descent.  If I stand in front of a warm light my skin looks exactly like that in a photo, if I stand under a fluorescent bulb I look like a ghost.  If I stand outside in daylight.... it burns instantly like I'm a vampire even though I drink very little human blood, a gallon a month at most!

The rest of his face though... yeah, that looks like meth.  It's his lack of eyebrows and receded, yet not graying hairline... it looks like he was caught in a recent meth lab fire.  Then there's the lack of gray hairs on his head and the fact that he has the brow ridges of a 50 year old even though he's 26, and his face is just way to gaunt for a 26 year old.  Point is, it's not genetics making him look that much older.
 
2021-12-03 6:18:45 AM  
"District Judge Chris Flanigan ordered him held without bond, noting in court papers Kiselka "appears to be a flight risk and danger to the community."'

D'yer think?
 
2021-12-03 6:21:54 AM  

Monocultured: This dude should be in the dictionary next to the word "jaundiced."


Also, if he looked like that in real life, the cops should have taken him to the hospital right after they booked him.  Jaundice isn't a sign that your liver is failing, it's a sign that your liver has failed and could die in the jail cell that night.

It's also very rare at 26 unless he got stabbed in the liver or something.  It's mostly for people in their 40's to 60's who have been drinking for decades.
 
2021-12-03 6:26:30 AM  
Who knew the Cryptkeeper had a need for speed?
 
2021-12-03 7:18:08 AM  
That guy looks like a visual representation of his crime.
 
2021-12-03 7:19:13 AM  
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2021-12-03 7:19:23 AM  

electricjebus: Pennsylvania and he mostly "works" at night.  older.


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2021-12-03 8:48:39 AM  
If you ever plan to motor west

The west is the best. The west is the best. Get here, and we'll do the rest.
 
2021-12-03 10:42:30 AM  
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2021-12-03 12:13:00 PM  
The METH is STRONG in that one!
 
2021-12-03 6:43:54 PM  
Michael P. Kiselka, 26

26?  Maybe 26 in hex. Jeez
 
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