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(Yahoo)   In today's wildfire news, Denton is NOT the home of happiness   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-12-02 11:34:11 PM  
How's the dental floss ranch?
 
2021-12-02 11:35:38 PM  
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2021-12-02 11:39:20 PM  
Oh damn it.
 
2021-12-02 11:44:22 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: [Fark user image image 603x393]


Dammit
 
2021-12-02 11:45:14 PM  
What's a Denton?
/DNTFA
 
2021-12-02 11:45:22 PM  
It's way too late in the year for this.
 
2021-12-02 11:49:20 PM  
HAHAHAHA... Oh, man. California sux soooo bad! LOLOLOL. No one should live there in that desert. LOL. No water, no wonder they always catch on fire. What loooozers! LOLOL.

NC, MT, who else has something to say?
 
2021-12-02 11:51:44 PM  
I've been burrowed in with depression, but I was left thinking I would notice wildfires in Denton, Texas.
 
2021-12-03 12:02:09 AM  
There's a light....
 
2021-12-03 12:02:59 AM  
Hey Janet!
 
2021-12-03 12:19:06 AM  

fsbilly: HAHAHAHA... Oh, man. California sux soooo bad! LOLOLOL. No one should live there in that desert. LOL. No water, no wonder they always catch on fire. What loooozers! LOLOL.

NC, MT, who else has something to say?


Montana burns every year. Living there we all treated it as a fact of life. Just doesn't get the press California does. I've driven on roads next to grass fires licking pavement and watched mountains burning. The sky black as night. On a sunny day.

It's pretty much known to happen every year. And grass fires and wind? Makes shiat really bad.


But you're so damn intelligent you know MT always burns and just isn't reported. Because the 4th largest state has a population just above a million people.
 
2021-12-03 12:19:14 AM  

fat boy: There's a light....


...a certain kind of light...
 
2021-12-03 12:29:51 AM  
I see you shiver with antici
 
2021-12-03 12:33:14 AM  

wildcardjack: I've been burrowed in with depression, but I was left thinking I would notice wildfires in Denton, Texas.


Right? I'm in Frisco, and when I opened the article, I thought it was the freaking Morrison building in the picture. Very confused for a second.
 
2021-12-03 12:34:59 AM  
Denton Ohio, not Texas.

/....pation
 
2021-12-03 12:36:51 AM  
The home of happiness is in Janet's hat?
 
2021-12-03 12:48:30 AM  
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2021-12-03 12:50:58 AM  

Intelligent_Donkey: The home of happiness is in Janet's hat?


It's head.
Yeah.yeah..heh..heheh. I said head.
 
2021-12-03 12:58:18 AM  
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RIP Fenton.
 
2021-12-03 1:07:54 AM  
Might I suggest that their god trump says they need to rake more and I don't give a shiat if trump lovers live, die or go poor. Yes, I'm fairly heartless when it comes to empathy for nazis.
 
2021-12-03 1:13:44 AM  
Leisurewise, I'm sure they will adapt.
 
2021-12-03 1:27:18 AM  
this is crazy
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2021-12-03 1:30:19 AM  

RoboZombie: [Fark user image image 469x287]


If I weren't a bit lazy, I'd pull together a trust to move that church from 30 feet off Round Grove Road to someplace else. Plenty of ridges along Cross Timbers to find it a new home.
 
2021-12-03 1:36:08 AM  
They've got no pretension.
 
2021-12-03 1:53:10 AM  

jsmilky: this is crazy
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I know. So, call me. Maybe?
 
2021-12-03 1:54:45 AM  

MBooda: How's the dental floss ranch?


It's just one dental floss bush.

/ and a pygmy pony.
 
2021-12-03 1:55:29 AM  

jsmilky: this is crazy
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We are going to need the video that goes with that picture.
 
2021-12-03 2:03:52 AM  
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2021-12-03 2:12:01 AM  
I live in Denton. This sign is actually up here. Reaper miniatures.
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2021-12-03 3:32:29 AM  

jsmilky: this is crazy
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Oh joy, yet another branch of the supply chain in peril.
 
2021-12-03 4:19:47 AM  

ybishop: I live in Denton. This sign is actually up here. Reaper miniatures.[Fark user image image 850x847]


Rocky Horror Denton is in Ohio.  It's on the Rocky wiki, plus the newspaper Janet holds over her head in the movie is the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 
2021-12-03 6:02:47 AM  
Denton, Denton
I just have to mention
*clap*
You're now on fire
Things looking dire
In
Denton, Denton USA

Hook up the hoses and the pumper trucks
We've gotta put this fire out
Drain all the water from the local lakes
Apologize to the trout

Please stand back, the flames are getting higher
Come back some day for a happy holiday
Cuz we won't let fire wipe Denton off the map

Da da da dadadada

Denton, Denton...
 
2021-12-03 6:14:25 AM  
I hope Cyrus and Jeff are ok
 
2021-12-03 6:28:50 AM  

wildcardjack: I've been burrowed in with depression, but I was left thinking I would notice wildfires in Denton, Texas.


For real. I thought in 2021 news websites had figured out not all their readers are local but apparently not.
 
2021-12-03 8:20:17 AM  

flappy_penguin: I hope Cyrus and Jeff are ok


Really disappointed I had to scroll down this far for this reference.

/Hail Satan
 
2021-12-03 9:41:51 AM  

wildcardjack: RoboZombie: [Fark user image image 469x287]

If I weren't a bit lazy, I'd pull together a trust to move that church from 30 feet off Round Grove Road to someplace else. Plenty of ridges along Cross Timbers to find it a new home.


But, but, but, it's a *wedding venue* next to a convenient car wash.
 
2021-12-03 10:10:17 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Leisurewise, I'm sure they will adapt.


They'll enjoy their stay. They'll have a happy holiday!

/ ST never got enough love
 
2021-12-03 10:19:06 AM  

Axeofjudgement: fsbilly: HAHAHAHA... Oh, man. California sux soooo bad! LOLOLOL. No one should live there in that desert. LOL. No water, no wonder they always catch on fire. What loooozers! LOLOL.

NC, MT, who else has something to say?

Montana burns every year. Living there we all treated it as a fact of life. Just doesn't get the press California does. I've driven on roads next to grass fires licking pavement and watched mountains burning. The sky black as night. On a sunny day.

It's pretty much known to happen every year. And grass fires and wind? Makes shiat really bad.


But you're so damn intelligent you know MT always burns and just isn't reported. Because the 4th largest state has a population just above a million people.


No. Montana doesn't normally burn in farking December.
 
2021-12-03 11:10:13 AM  
Does anyone know the Madison?
 
2021-12-03 11:13:52 AM  
He thought you were the... candyman.
 
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