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2021-12-02 9:29:05 PM  
These people are all farking insane.
 
2021-12-02 11:12:31 PM  
I guess they just assume Utah's legal system won't find this as evidence of gross negligence in lawsuits over nosocomial infections, and given it's a red state, they might be right.

All the more reason to never trust private hospitals in deep-red states.  There will always be one "good one" per major city for the exceptionally rich (e.g., Houston Methodist, where Saudi Princes rent out multiple buffer floors when they come calling), but roll your dice at the rest.
 
2021-12-03 1:06:45 AM  
This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.
 
2021-12-03 1:12:46 AM  

etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.


As a millenial, i say FINALLY
 
2021-12-03 1:13:47 AM  
I'm sure the Angel Moron(i) will keep them safe.
 
2021-12-03 1:17:42 AM  
At this point, unless you have a valid medical reason for not getting vaccinated, E.g. it would actually complicate a current medical condition that you actually have then I hope COVID kills you.

I'm farking fed up with the excuses these assholes come up with.  Just die.
You're making shiat worse and you're affecting innocent people because you want to be a twat.  Just die.

JUST DIE.
 
2021-12-03 1:19:13 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY


Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.
 
2021-12-03 1:19:59 AM  
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Have fun with your simple surgery.
 
2021-12-03 1:20:23 AM  

shpritz: TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY

Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.


They already are.
 
2021-12-03 1:21:05 AM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY


Yeah, I'm looking at the positive and hoping to snag a sweet deal on a bass boat via the same cause in the nearish future.
 
2021-12-03 1:28:11 AM  
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2021-12-03 1:30:02 AM  

Mugato: These people are all farking insane.


Conservatives have lost their farking minds.
 
2021-12-03 1:33:35 AM  
I have to agree with that ruling. Mormons don't need good health care. They're sacred undies will keep them safe from everything.
 
2021-12-03 1:47:53 AM  
I do my own research, and by that I mean I go with whatever a mentally ill 15 year old boy from over 200 years ago says.
 
2021-12-03 1:49:51 AM  
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2021-12-03 1:53:18 AM  

Fonaibung: Mugato: These people are all farking insane.

Conservatives have lost their farking minds.


No, they have found a voice. They were always like this. Somehow they started getting to say their piece in public and not laughed out of the room. Listeners changed
 
2021-12-03 2:01:33 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Fonaibung: Mugato: These people are all farking insane.

Conservatives have lost their farking minds.

No, they have found a voice. They were always like this. Somehow they started getting to say their piece in public and not laughed out of the room. Listeners changed


Money doesn't talk; it screams. Right now, it's screaming WHERE ARE THE MEN AND WOMEN OF INTEGRITY AMONG THE "MERITOCRACY"? I HAVE BOUGHT THEM ALL!
 
2021-12-03 2:03:23 AM  
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2021-12-03 2:12:46 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: shpritz: TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY

Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.

They already are.


Ah that's where Boomers & corporations made a bunch of interconnected mistakes.

Many of these McMansions were built around concepts like "Great Rooms" & the kitchen as a gathering space which means that they can't be easily broken up & rented as smaller units.

You'd have to rent the entire place & most people renting wouldn't be too keen on cleaning a place the size of one of these McMansions.
 
2021-12-03 2:23:17 AM  

andrewagill: Night Train to Wakanda: shpritz: TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY

Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.

They already are.

Ah that's where Boomers & corporations made a bunch of interconnected mistakes.

Many of these McMansions were built around concepts like "Great Rooms" & the kitchen as a gathering space which means that they can't be easily broken up & rented as smaller units.

You'd have to rent the entire place & most people renting wouldn't be too keen on cleaning a place the size of one of these McMansions.


A lot of people that rent out use a property management company and the size of the place is immaterial.  The cost of renting is commensurate with what you're renting.
People that rent places know beforehand how large the place is.  It's not like it's a surprise when they move in.
"16 bedrooms?!  But it's just me and my cat!!"
 
2021-12-03 2:40:28 AM  

C18H27NO3: andrewagill: Night Train to Wakanda: shpritz: TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY

Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.

They already are.

Ah that's where Boomers & corporations made a bunch of interconnected mistakes.

Many of these McMansions were built around concepts like "Great Rooms" & the kitchen as a gathering space which means that they can't be easily broken up & rented as smaller units.

You'd have to rent the entire place & most people renting wouldn't be too keen on cleaning a place the size of one of these McMansions.

A lot of people that rent out use a property management company and the size of the place is immaterial.  The cost of renting is commensurate with what you're renting.
People that rent places know beforehand how large the place is.  It's not like it's a surprise when they move in.
"16 bedrooms?!  But it's just me and my cat!!"


Okay, what's the profile for the type of person who would rent out this place?

I can't even imagine how you'd split out a space like this. Maybe if you created a bunch of exterior entrances to the second floor?

2847 Southaven Road, Annapolis, Maryland
Youtube MoMl7PqIRrw
 
2021-12-03 2:47:28 AM  
Up next: mandatory injections of the live full strength covid virus for all Utah citizens mandatory licking of public toilets.
 
2021-12-03 3:00:25 AM  

Mugato: These people are all farking insane.


Came here to say exactly this.
 
2021-12-03 3:15:43 AM  

andrewagill: C18H27NO3: andrewagill: Night Train to Wakanda: shpritz: TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY

Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.

They already are.

Ah that's where Boomers & corporations made a bunch of interconnected mistakes.

Many of these McMansions were built around concepts like "Great Rooms" & the kitchen as a gathering space which means that they can't be easily broken up & rented as smaller units.

You'd have to rent the entire place & most people renting wouldn't be too keen on cleaning a place the size of one of these McMansions.

A lot of people that rent out use a property management company and the size of the place is immaterial.  The cost of renting is commensurate with what you're renting.
People that rent places know beforehand how large the place is.  It's not like it's a surprise when they move in.
"16 bedrooms?!  But it's just me and my cat!!"

Okay, what's the profile for the type of person who would rent out this place?

I can't even imagine how you'd split out a space like this. Maybe if you created a bunch of exterior entrances to the second floor?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/MoMl7PqIRrw]


I don't understand what you're asking.  Empathy Suite at The Palms in Vegas has a suite you can get for $100,000/night.  (No, I didn't mess up the number of zeros there)
People that would rent out the house you suggested or the hotel I suggested have the money to do so.
/I feel I must be completely missing what you were getting at.
 
2021-12-03 3:31:03 AM  

Fonaibung: Mugato: These people are all farking insane.

Conservatives have lost their farking minds.


Saying "they've lost their mind" assumes there's ever been a period in time where conservatives had a mind to lose.
 
2021-12-03 3:38:29 AM  
andrewagill:

Okay, what's the profile for the type of person who would rent out this place?

Group home care providers for "active" seniors.
 
2021-12-03 4:09:48 AM  

etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.


You think China or whatever big conglomerates are going to let us get it for cheap, think again. Zillow's new and improved robobuyer will purchase your outhouse for 20 million dollars.
 
2021-12-03 4:15:04 AM  
Kill them all, God will surely know his own...isn't meant for healthcare!!
 
2021-12-03 4:17:46 AM  

Murkanen: Fonaibung: Mugato: These people are all farking insane.

Conservatives have lost their farking minds.

Saying "they've lost their mind" assumes there's ever been a period in time where conservatives had a mind to lose.


I dunno...Nixon was a bastard, and pretty paranoid, but I never questioned his basic sanity.  Trump seems to have released the kraken these last few years.

/the morbidly obese idiotic krakens
 
2021-12-03 6:17:26 AM  
So I guess it wasn't just Obama that republicans went batshiat nuts to stop.

Turns out that they'll actually kill people for political points. Like hundreds of thousands of people.

Lunacy.
 
2021-12-03 6:47:54 AM  
They are a private corporations and can impose a vaccination mandate if they so choose. Looks like they want to put responsibility on the government rather than taking matters into their own hands.
 
2021-12-03 7:59:21 AM  

etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.


No, it won't.

The hyper rich will buy it.

Unless and until you are willing to go into armed revolution, the only fate for the 99.9% in this country is "becoming poorer."
 
2021-12-03 8:24:26 AM  
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2021-12-03 8:25:35 AM  

C18H27NO3: andrewagill: C18H27NO3: andrewagill: Night Train to Wakanda: shpritz: TheDarkSaintOfGin: etoof: This country is going to have a lot of cheap real estate in the next couple of years.

As a millenial, i say FINALLY

Big real estate corporations will buy it all out and rent to you at inflated prices.

They already are.

Ah that's where Boomers & corporations made a bunch of interconnected mistakes.

Many of these McMansions were built around concepts like "Great Rooms" & the kitchen as a gathering space which means that they can't be easily broken up & rented as smaller units.

You'd have to rent the entire place & most people renting wouldn't be too keen on cleaning a place the size of one of these McMansions.

A lot of people that rent out use a property management company and the size of the place is immaterial.  The cost of renting is commensurate with what you're renting.
People that rent places know beforehand how large the place is.  It's not like it's a surprise when they move in.
"16 bedrooms?!  But it's just me and my cat!!"

Okay, what's the profile for the type of person who would rent out this place?

I can't even imagine how you'd split out a space like this. Maybe if you created a bunch of exterior entrances to the second floor?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/MoMl7PqIRrw]

I don't understand what you're asking.  Empathy Suite at The Palms in Vegas has a suite you can get for $100,000/night.  (No, I didn't mess up the number of zeros there)
People that would rent out the house you suggested or the hotel I suggested have the money to do so.
/I feel I must be completely missing what you were getting at.


So etoof's narrative conceit is that there will be a COVID-caused population crunch soon, presumably among the old, rich, homebuying demographic, causing a collapse in property values.

Someone else said "Naw they'll just rent out the same properties at the same value to a whole bunch fewer people."

Which, no. In a world where the people who can afford McMansions die off, nobody's renting out thousands and thousands of McMansions or portions of a McMansion that can only be accessed from the basement & has no kitchen or bathroom to a millennial for $100,000 per day.

(Also, the narrative conceit isn't going to happen to the extent that older, rich people dying from COVID-19 could impact rates of empty housing, though that could change for other reasons)
 
2021-12-03 9:06:55 AM  

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Terrible picture. Kermit would be vaccinated.
 
2021-12-03 9:10:16 AM  

PunGent: Murkanen: Fonaibung: Mugato: These people are all farking insane.

Conservatives have lost their farking minds.

Saying "they've lost their mind" assumes there's ever been a period in time where conservatives had a mind to lose.

I dunno...Nixon was a bastard, and pretty paranoid, but I never questioned his basic sanity.  Trump seems to have released the kraken these last few years.

/the morbidly obese idiotic krakens


You can blame Reagan and Jerry Falwell for that. They brought the evangelicals into the Repubican party.
 
2021-12-03 9:13:26 AM  
You stupid liberals don't get it - if we encourage masking and vaccination, we as a country might actually get COVID under some semblance of control, and if that happens we can't blame Biden for not getting COVID under control!
 
2021-12-03 9:20:49 AM  
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2021-12-03 9:25:26 AM  

The Homer Tax: You stupid liberals don't get it - if we encourage masking and vaccination, we as a country might actually get COVID under some semblance of control, and if that happens we can't blame Biden for not getting COVID under control!


On the bright side though every day this goes on Republicans lose more goatee-sporting, Corvette-driving, jean-short wearing douchecanoes and their sister-wives.
 
2021-12-03 10:11:47 AM  
In WWII, the government didn't have to mandate that people keep lights off at night, or save silk, rubber, or gasoline.  No mandates to grow victory gardens or have metal drives.  They didn't have to mandate anything because 2400 dead at Pearl Harbor so horrified everybody that patriotic sacrifice was automatic and rampant.

Now, 800,000 dead isn't enough to scare self-proclaimed patriots into putting on 14 cents worth of cloth mask.  Just suggesting that people should wear masks is met with accusations of tyranny.  farking masks?  Tyranny?  The coming war won't just be against fascism itself, but also against the underlying contempt for intelligence and the belief that liberty equals narcissism.
 
2021-12-03 10:19:03 AM  

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Kermit would be worried and conider vaccines to be his business. Kermit gets involved with that.
 
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