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(WTVR)   Customers and co-workers remember lady who for a quarter-century ran the slowest supermarket express lane in Virginia   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, Family, Rosa Wittenburg, Rosa's manager Sarah Johnson, express lane, Grocery store, long lines, next morning, grocery store  
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2021-12-03 2:08:11 AM  
6 votes:
She died doing what she loved- getting her dirty gutter cleaned.
2021-12-03 5:17:18 AM  
4 votes:
"While no one was around to know what actually happened, her son said there was a ladder and leaf blower nearby. The family suspects she died after a fall."

Pretty sure what happened was Newton's third law followed by the second.
2021-12-03 5:50:58 AM  
4 votes:

Trik: The son killed her for the inheritance and insurance.
The staged it to look like an accident.

You been watching Dateline?
2021-12-03 2:02:51 AM  
3 votes:
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"Price check on...frog butter."
2021-12-03 7:11:22 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-12-03 9:21:27 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: Johnson said. "I think that register gave people a chance to express their feelings"...

Express your feelings in the express line using 10 words or less please.
2021-12-03 2:14:54 AM  
1 vote:
Is falling off a ladder really a freak accident?
Isn't that just an accident?

It's sad that old lady died, but lets not abuse the concept of freak accidents please. Those are things that you can't really plan for or forsee. An old lady falling off a ladder is something that happens once each minute.
2021-12-03 2:41:08 AM  
1 vote:
The son killed her for the inheritance and insurance.
The staged it to look like an accident.
2021-12-03 3:43:11 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, you guys that react with "Ha-Ha" any time someone's suffering: Why aren't you laughing at the family of the deceased? Surely they deserve your scorn; she was an inefficient worker. Now that she's dead, someone more efficient can take her place.

Why aren't you assholes gloating over this woman's death?
2021-12-03 6:47:33 AM  
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