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(Guardian)   Just as we've all suspected, the end of humanity was kicked off at an anime convention   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Sick, New York City, first case of the Omicron variant of the coronavirus, Vaccine, health officials, vaccinated traveler, late November, Governor Kathy Hochul, Mayor Bill de Blasio  
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2021-12-02 7:10:27 PM  
That's not good.....
 
2021-12-02 7:31:50 PM  

AlgaeRancher: That's not good.....


Are you referring to anime or the virus? I really can't tell.

Jokes aside:
Here is a great thread on what is happening in Africa atm. Cases are blowing past Delta, same with hospitalizations becoming backfilled. Below is a screen from the thread, but the whole thread is farking alarming.

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2021-12-02 7:33:10 PM  

AsparagusFTW: AlgaeRancher: That's not good.....

Are you referring to anime or the virus? I really can't tell.

Jokes aside:
Here is a great thread on what is happening in Africa atm. Cases are blowing past Delta, same with hospitalizations becoming backfilled. Below is a screen from the thread, but the whole thread is farking alarming.

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Ooops.

Link to the beginning of the thread.

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2021-12-02 7:38:50 PM  

AsparagusFTW: AlgaeRancher: That's not good.....

Are you referring to anime or the virus? I really can't tell.

Jokes aside:
Here is a great thread on what is happening in Africa atm. Cases are blowing past Delta, same with hospitalizations becoming backfilled. Below is a screen from the thread, but the whole thread is farking alarming.

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Ouch,

Despite a recent thread I actually like anime,

No this potential mass spreader event is just bad really news

/pro tip actual cute Asian girls and girls in general are not turned on by a massive collection of scantily clad anime figures.
 
2021-12-02 7:48:31 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Ouch,

Despite a recent thread I actually like anime,


I've only watched one series, went to one Con in the day with some friends. It was nothing more than a joke.

Sydney now reporting cases, NY reporting cases. This is going to be a shiatty Xmas, again.
 
2021-12-02 7:53:04 PM  
Last one. Im out. Can't think about this shiat anymore today.

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2021-12-02 8:44:21 PM  
Thread by a biology and stats professor

Omicron seems to escape immunity from prior infection, and spreads 1.3 times greater than Delta.

https://twitter.com/TWenseleers/status/1466501989500653568?t=g8x_nzf_EuWnu4aHPMSoTQ&s=19
 
TWX
2021-12-02 8:46:42 PM  

AlgaeRancher: AsparagusFTW: AlgaeRancher: That's not good.....

Are you referring to anime or the virus? I really can't tell.

Jokes aside:
Here is a great thread on what is happening in Africa atm. Cases are blowing past Delta, same with hospitalizations becoming backfilled. Below is a screen from the thread, but the whole thread is farking alarming.

[Fark user image image 420x557]

Ouch,

Despite a recent thread I actually like anime,

No this potential mass spreader event is just bad really news

/pro tip actual cute Asian girls and girls in general are not turned on by a massive collection of scantily clad anime figures.


Bastard!!
 
2021-12-02 8:47:08 PM  
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At least we have the proper anime for a viral pandemic to run like the fiddlers on the Titanic.
 
2021-12-02 8:49:46 PM  
 
2021-12-02 8:50:52 PM  
Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS
 
2021-12-02 8:52:13 PM  
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2021-12-02 8:52:23 PM  
Just got the email from the con. Fortunately neither me or my daughter are sick, but we're getting tested anyway.
 
2021-12-02 8:52:37 PM  
Everybody panic again.
 
2021-12-02 8:53:01 PM  

NEDM: Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS


You mean South Africa? The origin of Omicron?
 
2021-12-02 8:54:20 PM  
I found myself at an anime convention once.  I hope it never happens again.  Sweet jeebus, never again.

/totally scored
 
2021-12-02 8:54:47 PM  
Godspeed You! Black Emperor-East Hastings (28 Days Later Short Version)
Youtube jBw7k85uaDQ
 
2021-12-02 8:55:47 PM  
Won't somebody think of the waifus?
 
2021-12-02 8:56:10 PM  
The man tested positive after returning home to Minnesota, health officials in that state said. Officials in New York said they were working to trace those who attended the convention, held from 19 to 21 November at the city's Jacob K Javits convention center. Vaccinations were required for the event.

Sooo, it's pretty safe to assume Omicron is also spreading through New York
"Coming to America" - Neil Diamond 1981
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2021-12-02 8:56:48 PM  
fark it. We're not gonna be done until the virus runs its course and all the idiots are wiped out.

The meek shall inherit the earth, or some junk.
 
2021-12-02 8:56:50 PM  
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2021-12-02 8:58:04 PM  
Stop with the panic. Mild symptoms.
 
2021-12-02 8:58:26 PM  
We're going to keep yo-yoing this bullshiat from here on out.
 
2021-12-02 8:58:52 PM  

ColonelCathcart: NEDM: Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS

You mean South Africa? The origin of Omicron?


I mean them putting into law our inability to control its spread here.

I blame the Russian-Coopted GQP for outlawing vaccine passports.

I blame the Russian-Coopted GQP for outlawing vaccine mandates.

I blame the Russian-Coopted GQP for making wearing a mask a political statement.

I blame the Russian-Coopted GQP for making getting the vaccine a political statement.

I blame the Russian-Coopted GQP for making fighting Democrats and Biden more important than saving American lives.

They have destroyed the country at the behest of one of its mortal enemies.  They are Traitors to the United States.  Fark you, and fark your backwoods country that still hasn't gotten over losing its prestige from the farking Russo-Japanese War.
 
2021-12-02 8:58:52 PM  

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At least we have the proper anime for a viral pandemic to run like the fiddlers on the Titanic.


Yay for Cells at Work! Any anime that makes platelets kawaii gets my vote.
 
2021-12-02 9:02:21 PM  
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2021-12-02 9:03:08 PM  

ColonelCathcart: NEDM: Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS

You mean South Africa? The origin of Omicron?


Well that's empirically false information.

/Those are three completely different hyperlinks.
 
2021-12-02 9:03:18 PM  

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At least we have the proper anime for a viral pandemic to run like the fiddlers on the Titanic.

Yay for Cells at Work! Any anime that makes platelets kawaii gets my vote.


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You might enjoy this, then.
 
2021-12-02 9:03:35 PM  

AsparagusFTW: AsparagusFTW: AlgaeRancher: That's not good.....

Are you referring to anime or the virus? I really can't tell.

Jokes aside:
Here is a great thread on what is happening in Africa atm. Cases are blowing past Delta, same with hospitalizations becoming backfilled. Below is a screen from the thread, but the whole thread is farking alarming.

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Ooops.

Link to the beginning of the thread.

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South african vaccination rate is barely a third of their country. Medical care and facilities for the average person are easily a generation behind what they are in most of the developed world.

Its a shiat example.

Not that we don't need to be concerned or pay attention to this, or, more importantly do what we can to help other nations, but what happens there does not automatically mean it happens elsewhere
 
2021-12-02 9:04:25 PM  
Since I've been told of "Con funk", I'm not surprised in the least.
 
2021-12-02 9:04:30 PM  

LineNoise: AsparagusFTW: AsparagusFTW: AlgaeRancher: That's not good.....

Are you referring to anime or the virus? I really can't tell.

Jokes aside:
Here is a great thread on what is happening in Africa atm. Cases are blowing past Delta, same with hospitalizations becoming backfilled. Below is a screen from the thread, but the whole thread is farking alarming.

[Fark user image 420x557]

Ooops.

Link to the beginning of the thread.

[Fark user image 420x460]

South african vaccination rate is barely a third of their country. Medical care and facilities for the average person are easily a generation behind what they are in most of the developed world.

Its a shiat example.

Not that we don't need to be concerned or pay attention to this, or, more importantly do what we can to help other nations, but what happens there does not automatically mean it happens elsewhere


We literally cannot afford to make that assumption.
 
2021-12-02 9:04:43 PM  
Case detected in Hawaii in a man with no travel who had previously contracted covid.

Hawaii reports its first omicron case

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Back to square one people!
 
2021-12-02 9:05:15 PM  

akede: fark it. We're not gonna be done until the virus runs its course and all the idiots fat farks that cant take care of themselves are wiped out.

The meek shall inherit the earth, or some junk.


FTFY.  Tough luck, farkers.
 
2021-12-02 9:05:31 PM  

lincoln65: Case detected in Hawaii in a man with no travel who had previously contracted covid.

Hawaii reports its first omicron case

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Back to square one people!


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2021-12-02 9:05:36 PM  
Phew, i need my fix of pandemic panic...what a rush!
 
2021-12-02 9:08:53 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Last one. Im out. Can't think about this shiat anymore today.

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Hug your Bitcoin waifu pillow tight.
 
2021-12-02 9:09:29 PM  
The scariest part is that the furries will all probably be okay because they've added filtration setups to their fursuits.
 
2021-12-02 9:11:19 PM  

Mad_Radhu: The scariest part is that the furries will all probably be okay because they've added filtration setups to their fursuits.


Just think of the stench and loneliness that emanates within those suits.
 
2021-12-02 9:12:28 PM  

lincoln65: Case detected in Hawaii in a man with no travel who had previously contracted covid.

Hawaii reports its first omicron case

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Back to square one people!


Square one?

No.

That would mean vaccines are a year away and treatment was a crapshoot.


We are nowhere near square one.
 
2021-12-02 9:12:40 PM  
This is the kind of thing I'd expect from a furry convention.
 
2021-12-02 9:12:49 PM  
Aahh, so this is why all the futuristic scifi movies have us in weird spacesuits.
/We ded
//Saltational evolution we were warned about
///Can't say the ones who earned it will go first
 
2021-12-02 9:14:33 PM  
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2021-12-02 9:14:33 PM  

ajgeek: ColonelCathcart: NEDM: Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS

You mean South Africa? The origin of Omicron?

Well that's empirically false information.

/Those are three completely different hyperlinks.


This reminds me again of the fact that Spanish Flu was called that because Spain was the only country at the time that was willing to report accurate numbers on the 1918 pandemic and all the other countries were busy running state propaganda campaigns insisting that everything was fine.

/See also COVID-19
//Time is a flat circle
///We have always been at war with Eastasia
 
2021-12-02 9:15:53 PM  

Mad_Radhu: The scariest part is that the furries will all probably be okay because they've added filtration setups to their fursuits.


Ironically, Warhammer 40k space marines are supposed to hate furries,  but actual furries in their suits get closer to developing power armor every day.

I can only imagine the carnage when then Ultramarines realize their Emperor created their gene seeds from the leftovers of a yiff pile.
 
2021-12-02 9:20:06 PM  

NEDM: Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS


What's the Putin's Turnips reference lol, I'm genuinely out of the loop on that one. Google offered little help.
 
2021-12-02 9:21:53 PM  

Smackledorfer: lincoln65: Case detected in Hawaii in a man with no travel who had previously contracted covid.

Hawaii reports its first omicron case

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Back to square one people!

Square one?

No.

That would mean vaccines are a year away and treatment was a crapshoot.


We are nowhere near square one.


Also the most prime victims of covid have already croaked. I suppose you're right.
 
2021-12-02 9:23:58 PM  

fullyautomatic: NEDM: Great, we're all farking farked again.

THANKS PLAGUE RATS.  I HOPE PUTIN'S TURNIPS WERE WORTH DESTROYING THE FARKING COUNTRY YOU farkING SACKS OF PUTRID shiatFARKS

What's the Putin's Turnips reference lol, I'm genuinely out of the loop on that one. Google offered little help.


Trump's balls by my guess?
 
2021-12-02 9:24:49 PM  

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It's funny because it's canon
 
2021-12-02 9:26:05 PM  
I guess i am the only one to say it but Dr. Eric Ding is not a reliable source of information for covid. His past tweets have been wildly inaccurate and skewed toward disaster porn.

I'll wait for CDC/WHO's assessment before I'd believe another word from that joker.
 
2021-12-02 9:27:01 PM  
Are we all going to die again?
 
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