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(NYPost)   Doug Stamper from House of Cards has had enough of the UN and he's not going to take it anymore   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-12-02 1:44:00 PM  
All Farking aside.  That is a disturbing picture.
 
2021-12-02 1:45:52 PM  
Damn... poor Post writers.  I mean on one hand, guns, threatening those evil UN foreigners, Murika!   On the other hand, violence in the streets and holding up traffic. and it appears to be a whitish dude so the "scary brown people" angle is out.  It's no wonder that was literally the single most neutral report I've even seen out of them
 
2021-12-02 1:45:59 PM  
Yea, way behind on this, but I've been watching HoC. Just got into Season 4, so not sure if there should be a spoiler alert or not, but yes that dude looks like Doug Stamper.
And fun fact .... a buddy of mine was in S3 episode 10, just a filler. He's the really tall guy by the door.
 
2021-12-02 1:52:09 PM  

SumoJeb: It's been a while since I've seen Steve Martin in a show. Poor guy.
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Steve Martin is really looking for work, it looks like.
 
2021-12-02 1:53:15 PM  
Holding yourself hostage is a bold tactic.

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2021-12-02 1:54:06 PM  

nitropissering: SumoJeb: It's been a while since I've seen Steve Martin in a show. Poor guy.
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Steve Martin is really looking for work, it looks like.


maybe he finally got around to watching Parenthood.
 
2021-12-02 1:54:11 PM  
And the cops haven't shot him to keep him from killing himself yet?
 
2021-12-02 1:54:27 PM  
Why does this feel right on target for 2021?
 
2021-12-02 1:55:15 PM  
Police are working on getting him to surrender.

Why? Does New York have a people shortage I didn't know about?
 
2021-12-02 1:56:11 PM  

PirateKing: Holding yourself hostage is a bold tactic.

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Cops:
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2021-12-02 1:56:14 PM  

MythDragon: And the cops haven't shot him to keep him from killing himself yet?


Well, you see, he's a white guy.
 
2021-12-02 1:56:16 PM  

nitropissering: SumoJeb: It's been a while since I've seen Steve Martin in a show. Poor guy.
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Steve Martin is really looking for work, it looks like.


_Only Murders in the Building_ was fun.
 
2021-12-02 1:59:28 PM  
OMG! SOMEONE MAKE SURE MRS. MAISEL IS OK!

/ obscure?
 
2021-12-02 2:00:04 PM  

nitropissering: SumoJeb: It's been a while since I've seen Steve Martin in a show. Poor guy.
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Steve Martin is really looking for work, it looks like.


Have you not heard about "Only Murders In The Building"?
 
Juc [TotalFark]
2021-12-02 2:00:50 PM  
A shotgun for suicide seems more difficult than it should be, or that guys arms are too short.
probably shoulda brought a pistol instead, or even just walk around naked if he just wants attention.
 
2021-12-02 2:01:11 PM  
He hates cans!!! Not the UN!

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2021-12-02 2:02:29 PM  
Shoot the hostage?
 
2021-12-02 2:07:04 PM  

MythDragon: And the cops haven't shot him to keep him from killing himself yet?


Dude's white.
 
2021-12-02 2:28:37 PM  
All I know is that when he pushed Kate Mara in front of that train, I jumped out of my skin.  The most shocked I've been at a scene on a TV show, ever.  It's not even close.
 
2021-12-02 2:28:45 PM  
"Police sources believe the man was from Pennsylvania and had traveled to the city with a pair of suspicious backpacks, which were spotted at the scene."

That makes it sound as though the backpacks were inherently suspicious, not that they were ordinary bags that seemed suspicious in the context of the scene.  I guess maybe they could have been leaking fuel or have had wires running out of them or something, but does anyone just look at a Jansport in ordinary circumstances and think "hmm, no.  This isn't right. This bag is up to something."
 
2021-12-02 2:31:32 PM  

MoriartyLives: All I know is that when he pushed Kate Mara in front of that train, I jumped out of my skin.  The most shocked I've been at a scene on a TV show, ever.  It's not even close.


OMG SPOILERS
 
2021-12-02 2:33:06 PM  

MythDragon: And the cops haven't shot him to keep him from killing himself yet?


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2021-12-02 3:00:04 PM  

PvtStash: As soon as i saw the image i heard reverse blazing saddles in my head.

If anybody makes a move, this crackers gonna get it.
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THE GUN IS A NI*BONG*
 
2021-12-02 3:05:13 PM  
He was looking for his Congressman, but he was brushed off because he was too young to vote.
 
2021-12-02 3:16:12 PM  

nitropissering: Steve Martin is really looking for work, it looks like.


Dude has a multi million dollar art collection and is still making money off his TV and movies. He'll be fine.

/He actually does look more like Doug with a bit more hair
//I guess those TOTALLY NOT AN SBS ATF are good for something
///3
 
2021-12-02 3:17:04 PM  
Well, his brother Harry already went nuclear

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2021-12-02 3:24:12 PM  

Juc: A shotgun for suicide seems more difficult than it should be, or that guys arms are too short.
probably shoulda brought a pistol instead, or even just walk around naked if he just wants attention.


Tell that to Kurt Cobain. The problem is there is an overall length requirement from the BATFE unless you want to pay a tax stamp and wait on the paperwork for a SBS... or AOW in some cases. Those shockwaves put it just at the line for the legal limit, still if you're going to kill yourself, just get a single shot and cut it down, put a 3" high brass load in and call it a day, not like you'll be doing 10 years in a fed pen for it.

/want to learn the most absurd pedantic laws, study firearm laws.
 
2021-12-02 3:28:19 PM  

allthesametome: All Farking aside.  That is a disturbing picture.


Nah, you need to duct tape the barrel to your neck to prove you are fully committed, IMHO.
 
Juc [TotalFark]
2021-12-02 3:32:33 PM  
In all honesty there's been so many people killing themselves with idiocy this year that when I see this article and I feel more for the people who have to clean that up.

dude needs help and a time machine to go back before he dun farked up.
 
2021-12-02 4:08:42 PM  
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2021-12-02 5:21:37 PM  
I wonder if the red shirt was an intentional choice.
 
2021-12-02 9:56:18 PM  
Why do these farkwads have to come to NY to do their farkwaddery?  Stay home.  Shoot yourself or not but stay home to do it.
 
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