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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   100% vaccinated Dallas Cowboys to lose 9 coaches and players tonight due to Covid, including head coach Mike McCarthy   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line
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514 clicks; posted to Sports » on 02 Dec 2021 at 2:34 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-02 12:45:06 PM  
And Because they are Vaccinated they will have mild or even no Symptoms- you know like hte  Flu.  Also unlike 30% of the  Unvaccinated who get COVID have a small chance suffering any life changing medical conditions -such as Afib- so they will be able to resume their Careers in 10 days
 
2021-12-02 12:49:30 PM  
What point are you trying to make covid-mitter
 
2021-12-02 12:54:06 PM  
I just got back from the casino. I coulda used this info before I went....
 
2021-12-02 12:55:30 PM  
On the radio Emperor Jones was asked if his team was 100% vaccinated now and he said "Yes, either by vaccination or by having had COVID" Science is no match for the power of the force.
 
2021-12-02 12:56:02 PM  
Masks, avoiding crowds, and distancing from those you don't know are still important even if vaxxed. This will be true for many months, if not at least a year.
 
2021-12-02 12:56:05 PM  
They started Winston Wolfe-ing each other too soon?
 
2021-12-02 1:17:51 PM  
"I just have faith in my Cowboys," added Wood. "I'm a prayer warrior so I'm always praying for them, too."

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2021-12-02 1:54:58 PM  
Tell me you're too stupid to know by now how vaccines work without saying you're too f*cking stupid to know by now how vaccines work.
 
2021-12-02 2:36:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: "I just have faith in my Cowboys," added Wood. "I'm a prayer warrior so I'm always praying for them, too."

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prayer warriors play an important role in the progression of covid among the unvaccinated.
they need to be called upon right before the gofundme for the funerals are set up
 
2021-12-02 2:45:26 PM  
Kellen Moore breakout game tonight
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2021-12-02 2:56:44 PM  
Counterpoint cowboys might be much better without McCarthy
 
2021-12-02 2:56:56 PM  

Tall_Wookie: On the radio Emperor Jones was asked if his team was 100% vaccinated now and he said "Yes, either by vaccination or by having had COVID" Science is no match for the power of the force.


Jesus, seriously?  Willful ignorance is going to be our downfall.
 
2021-12-02 2:57:51 PM  

DrunkenIrishOD: Counterpoint cowboys might be much better without McCarthy


I dunno about that, the boy genius hasn't exactly been calling great games as OC lately.
 
2021-12-02 2:58:54 PM  
I LOLed at the thought that the NFL has as good a Covid protocol as anyone else. Then again, most protocols are crap, so maybe.
 
2021-12-02 3:03:49 PM  

McGrits: I LOLed at the thought that the NFL has as good a Covid protocol as anyone else. Then again, most protocols are crap, so maybe.


It may be crap, but 9 players and coaches are sitting it out. So something's being done.
 
2021-12-02 3:08:03 PM  
Is this 100% vaccinated proven by testing because we've seen enough liars to trust that statement on its face.
 
2021-12-02 3:11:34 PM  
Anyone have a player/position list? May rethink my pick tonight.
 
2021-12-02 3:12:40 PM  

dark brew: Kellen Moore breakout game tonight
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Is he finally going to go through puberty or something?
 
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2021-12-02 3:14:27 PM  

Pinner: Anyone have a player/position list? May rethink my pick tonight.


Yeah, this obscure thing called an injury report
 
2021-12-02 3:18:11 PM  

Pinner: Anyone have a player/position list? May rethink my pick tonight.


Taysom Hill at QB and Mark Ingraham at RB with two starting Offensive linemen out...

It screams Cowboys -6

Which means take Saints +7

Dallas will score, but their defense is showing signs of collapsing on itself. Saints will not play like they did against the Bills.

Good luck.
 
2021-12-02 3:22:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Pinner: Anyone have a player/position list? May rethink my pick tonight.

Taysom Hill at QB and Mark Ingraham at RB with two starting Offensive linemen out...

It screams Cowboys -6

Which means take Saints +7

Dallas will score, but their defense is showing signs of collapsing on itself. Saints will not play like they did against the Bills.

Good luck.


I'd stay way far away from betting this game. The Saints are worse off than the Cows, the cows are playing their third game in 12 days, who knows what kind of shape Cooper and Lamb will be, and it's a Thursday night game.
 
2021-12-02 3:32:01 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: NewportBarGuy: Pinner: Anyone have a player/position list? May rethink my pick tonight.

Taysom Hill at QB and Mark Ingraham at RB with two starting Offensive linemen out...

It screams Cowboys -6

Which means take Saints +7

Dallas will score, but their defense is showing signs of collapsing on itself. Saints will not play like they did against the Bills.

Good luck.

I'd stay way far away from betting this game. The Saints are worse off than the Cows, the cows are playing their third game in 12 days, who knows what kind of shape Cooper and Lamb will be, and it's a Thursday night game.


What's the O/U on the number of turnovers "partially torn plantar fascia" boy will have tonight?

Saints gonna get smeared on national TV again.

/Cowboys fan, so maybe it's just wishful thinking.
 
2021-12-02 3:50:19 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: NewportBarGuy: Pinner: Anyone have a player/position list? May rethink my pick tonight.

Taysom Hill at QB and Mark Ingraham at RB with two starting Offensive linemen out...

It screams Cowboys -6

Which means take Saints +7

Dallas will score, but their defense is showing signs of collapsing on itself. Saints will not play like they did against the Bills.

Good luck.

I'd stay way far away from betting this game. The Saints are worse off than the Cows, the cows are playing their third game in 12 days, who knows what kind of shape Cooper and Lamb will be, and it's a Thursday night game.


If I do anything at all it will be Zeke's under on yards.

No way I'm trying to pick this game.
 
2021-12-02 4:18:32 PM  
At least they didn't do something truly awful like kneel during the anthem to peacefully protest police brutality.
 
2021-12-02 4:25:50 PM  
On a semi-related note, Antonio Brown suspended because - shock of shocks - he was lying about his vax card!
 
2021-12-02 4:58:48 PM  
Have they started complaining about the officiating yet?
 
2021-12-02 5:00:21 PM  
I mean this is a high revenue game.  Maybe they should push it back... Like they did for some other games before.
 
2021-12-02 5:02:05 PM  

dark brew: Kellen Moore breakout game tonight
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Is tonight the informal interview for the Notre Dame job?
 
2021-12-02 5:06:21 PM  

UNC_Samurai: On a semi-related note, Antonio Brown suspended because - shock of shocks - he was lying about his vax card!


I feel badly for Brown, kinda.

People have pointed out on here that he went from relatively quiet star to loud horrible schmuck after Vontaze Burfict decapitated him.
 
2021-12-02 5:34:15 PM  
I wonder when they got vaccinated, and if they got the booster vaccine, because there is a rise in vaccinated people getting sick due the vaccines going down in efficacy after 6 months. Get the booster shot people.
 
2021-12-02 7:12:57 PM  
Plot Twist: it's a strong competitive advantage in a league full of liars & idiots for a team to have a strong and viciously-enforced iron-clad 100% vaxxed & boosted mandate.

Because I farking guarantee you a huge percentage of these NFL farkwads are pulling an Aaron Rodgers.
 
2021-12-02 7:54:44 PM  

McGrits: I LOLed at the thought that the NFL has as good a Covid protocol as anyone else. Then again, most protocols are crap, so maybe.


Oh they have fine protocols, it just depends on which players they allow to bend the rules a little bit .
 
2021-12-02 10:37:20 PM  
Yes, either by vaccination or by having had COVID"

Does having Covid magically make you immune? Last time I heard your ass can get reinfected.
 
2021-12-03 12:30:23 AM  

starzman2003: Yes, either by vaccination or by having had COVID"

Does having Covid magically make you immune? Last time I heard your ass can get reinfected.


According to NFL protocols if you have covid, you have 3 months where you are "immune" so you don't need to do any sort of testing, and I don't think you need to mask up either. However, the new variant is infecting people even if they had covid faster than the 3 months span. At least that what some of the data is showing. It is to soon to tell, but the NFL might want to change their protocols.
 
2021-12-03 1:30:30 PM  

Slow To Return: What's the O/U on the number of turnovers "partially torn plantar fascia" boy will have tonight?


I knew he'd have a lot, but FOUR??
 
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