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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Moe Howard, the dark years   (local21news.com) divider line
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2021-12-02 11:10:09 AM  
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I expected a lookalike but figured it would be Susan Collins.
 
2021-12-02 11:44:21 AM  
They been spending most their lives
F*cking kids in Amish Paradise
 
2021-12-02 12:23:54 PM  
oh shut up that's fake.  it has to be.  it's stock footage and a made up story.  it has to be.  this is getting repetative but slightly dumber each time, and this one is too much.
 
2021-12-02 12:24:32 PM  
The hair screams run away from me if you've any sense of self preservation.
 
2021-12-02 12:24:54 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: [Fark user image image 425x425]

I expected a lookalike but figured it would be Susan Collins.


I hope you never have to pick someone out of a line up
 
2021-12-02 12:26:08 PM  
Manscaping gone wild!
 
2021-12-02 12:28:25 PM  
Worst Rumspringa ever
 
2021-12-02 12:29:02 PM  
The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree
 
2021-12-02 12:30:27 PM  
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2021-12-02 12:31:29 PM  
If they ditched that facial hair they probably could have found some way to make sex with a grown independent woman happen, maybe even without money involved. Alas...
 
2021-12-02 12:31:42 PM  
"Ya, hey dere, want a lollipop?"
 
2021-12-02 12:33:17 PM  
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2021-12-02 12:33:55 PM  
How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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2021-12-02 12:34:09 PM  

Mega Steve: The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree


What a rape tree might look like
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/ don't think I could get away with posting the original scene
 
2021-12-02 12:36:14 PM  
If there's one group we can feel free to mock without repercussions in an online forum, it's those Luddite twits.

I have high hopes for this thread
 
2021-12-02 12:37:28 PM  
George Jetson inspired their experiments with automatic shavers?

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2021-12-02 12:37:52 PM  
So, you can rape children and get house arrest and probation.
 
2021-12-02 12:39:26 PM  

PaulRB: How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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Or your mixing bowl.
 
2021-12-02 12:42:21 PM  
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Dad looks like Grumpy Cat.
 
2021-12-02 12:42:38 PM  

Mega Steve: The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree


It says the son committed the crimes when he was 12-14 years of age.
With a father like that, I'm wondering if it was a learned behavior.  Just a guess, but I'm betting the son has trauma from some kind of "event" that I don't want to think too much more about.
 
2021-12-02 12:43:28 PM  

MythDragon: Mega Steve: The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree

What a rape tree might look like
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/ don't think I could get away with posting the original scene


Here you go....
 
2021-12-02 12:44:59 PM  
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2021-12-02 12:46:24 PM  
"A Lancaster father and son have been sentence in court "

"The father, 52-year-old Daniel Glick Beiler, was sentence to between 10 and 30 years in prison "

"He plead guilty to charged including nine felony counts "

"The son, 25-year-old Daniel King Beiler, was sentence to 10 years "



Apparently book-learnin' isn't real big in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
 
2021-12-02 12:47:28 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Mega Steve: The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree

It says the son committed the crimes when he was 12-14 years of age.
With a father like that, I'm wondering if it was a learned behavior.  Just a guess, but I'm betting the son has trauma from some kind of "event" that I don't want to think too much more about.


Dad didn't want his son to commit the Sin of Onan, so he got him some little girls and God was pleased...or something.
 
2021-12-02 12:48:22 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: [Fark user image 425x425]

I expected a lookalike but figured it would be Susan Collins.


I heard Moe Howard speak in the seventies at college. What he said escapes me but what I remember is the same bowl cut, but white.

He was really old and seemed a bit frail. He died shortly afterwards in '75.
 
2021-12-02 12:50:18 PM  
"Officials say Daniel King Beiler's victim was between the ages of 8 and 10 when the incidents happened, while Beiler was between 12 and 14 when he committed the offenses. "
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A twelve-year old assaulted a ten-year old? How does that work in court?


Also, was this article written on someones phone?
"have been sentence in court"
"He plead guilty to charged including"
 
2021-12-02 12:56:12 PM  

JRoo: "Officials say Daniel King Beiler's victim was between the ages of 8 and 10 when the incidents happened, while Beiler was between 12 and 14 when he committed the offenses. "
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A twelve-year old assaulted a ten-year old? How does that work in court?


More likely they couldnt pin the date of the actual assault, or there were many assaults.  Since they know what ages they were, it would have been him 12 her 8, up to him 14 and her 10,
 
2021-12-02 12:56:50 PM  
Be very surprised those two don't end up as memes.
 
2021-12-02 12:57:38 PM  

BigNumber12: "A Lancaster father and son have been sentence in court "

"The father, 52-year-old Daniel Glick Beiler, was sentence to between 10 and 30 years in prison "

"He plead guilty to charged including nine felony counts "

"The son, 25-year-old Daniel King Beiler, was sentence to 10 years "


Apparently book-learnin' isn't real big in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.


Autocorrect, however, is alive and well!
 
2021-12-02 1:06:50 PM  

BKITU: They been spending most their lives
F*cking kids in Amish Paradise


Maybe they attack kids because most kids clothing doesn't have zippers.
 
2021-12-02 1:13:58 PM  

PaulRB: How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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Josh Dugger would know.
 
2021-12-02 1:16:11 PM  

stuffy: Be very surprised those two don't end up as memes.


The day is young.
 
2021-12-02 1:17:08 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Mega Steve: The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree

It says the son committed the crimes when he was 12-14 years of age.
With a father like that, I'm wondering if it was a learned behavior.  Just a guess, but I'm betting the son has trauma from some kind of "event" that I don't want to think too much more about.


Yah.  The son was probably a young victim himself.

On the plus side, we can hope the yellow complexion of the dad isn't just lighting and that he's just breaths away from complete liver failure.
 
2021-12-02 1:21:08 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:25:37 PM  

thealgorerhythm: BKITU: They been spending most their lives
F*cking kids in Amish Paradise

Maybe they attack kids because most kids clothing doesn't have zippers.


Amish don't use zippers. Their clothes have a hook and eye. Hence the derogatory(I guess?) nickname I always heard them called growing up "Hookys"

/Sorry to any Amish on here
//Who am I kidding? Amish can't use this tech
 
2021-12-02 1:25:59 PM  
Reminded me of Little Jukka!

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2021-12-02 1:28:37 PM  
In the midnight hour he cried Moe Moe Moe.
 
2021-12-02 1:30:15 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:30:30 PM  

PaulRB: How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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Daniel, you Abe Lincoln-lookin' muthafarker.
 
2021-12-02 1:33:39 PM  

PaulRB: How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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You never know with these charges that have been hanging fire a while.  Sometimes they looked pretty different at the time of the offense.  A year or 4 of a charge like that hanging fire and the court fun attached to it can have you looking like Mel Gibson on a bender PDQ - all you can hear is that train a'comin'.  They might have both been substantially more presentable when it all went down.  Still looking odd to most of us due to the Amish part, but not scary/'worrisome odd at that time

/that being said
//cheers for the farking train!
///three or more
 
2021-12-02 1:40:52 PM  
What is up with those sentences? House arrest?! Shouldn't they be in jail for, I dunno, ever? Pennsylvania needs to get their shiat together.
 
2021-12-02 2:00:13 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: PaulRB: How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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You never know with these charges that have been hanging fire a while.  Sometimes they looked pretty different at the time of the offense.  A year or 4 of a charge like that hanging fire and the court fun attached to it can have you looking like Mel Gibson on a bender PDQ - all you can hear is that train a'comin'.  They might have both been substantially more presentable when it all went down.  Still looking odd to most of us due to the Amish part, but not scary/'worrisome odd at that time

/that being said
//cheers for the farking train!
///three or more


Under some circumstances, absolutely. However, we're talking Lancaster, which (given the looks of these two jabronis) means there's some Amish/Mennonite connection. Not only do they dress like extras in Deliverance, their diets are atrocious. I'm not sure how much butter and mayonnaise a grown person should eat in a day, but they typically exceed it by two to three times (a guess served with some hyperbole). Not a super healthy way to live.
 
2021-12-02 2:05:25 PM  
Damn. Is that what an angry Amish looks like?

(shudder)
 
2021-12-02 2:08:35 PM  

urethra_franklin: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: PaulRB: How dumb do you have to be to put your kids in the hands of these guys?

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You never know with these charges that have been hanging fire a while.  Sometimes they looked pretty different at the time of the offense.  A year or 4 of a charge like that hanging fire and the court fun attached to it can have you looking like Mel Gibson on a bender PDQ - all you can hear is that train a'comin'.  They might have both been substantially more presentable when it all went down.  Still looking odd to most of us due to the Amish part, but not scary/'worrisome odd at that time

/that being said
//cheers for the farking train!
///three or more

Under some circumstances, absolutely. However, we're talking Lancaster, which (given the looks of these two jabronis) means there's some Amish/Mennonite connection. Not only do they dress like extras in Deliverance, their diets are atrocious. I'm not sure how much butter and mayonnaise a grown person should eat in a day, but they typically exceed it by two to three times (a guess served with some hyperbole). Not a super healthy way to live.


Well, I'll admit I wasn't thinking they were GQ models at any time during the proceedings - I was more thinking they might upgrade to "harmless eccentric" appearance-wise with some time spent cleaning up.  I also have no experience on the ground, so you're probably right heh
 
2021-12-02 2:24:54 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Mega Steve: The creeper apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree

It says the son committed the crimes when he was 12-14 years of age.
With a father like that, I'm wondering if it was a learned behavior.  Just a guess, but I'm betting the son has trauma from some kind of "event" that I don't want to think too much more about.


My thoughts exactly. A learned behavior, as many sex offendersnhave learned that way. Pray for the victims to not become predators.

Break the cycle
 
2021-12-02 2:26:37 PM  
I compare MTG to Odo and the comment is deleted for being misogynistic, but Moe to Susan Collins is okay? Strange days indeed
 
2021-12-02 2:28:34 PM  

Hooferatheart: I compare MTG to Odo and the comment is deleted for being misogynistic, but Moe to Susan Collins is okay? Strange days indeed


Depends on whether or not Random S. Farker is offended and clicks the nuke button.
 
2021-12-02 2:44:49 PM  
fiche abrunde an feind oft
 
2021-12-02 2:47:03 PM  

Kirby Delauter: fiche abrunde an feind oft


Das Arschloch der Ziege ist nicht dein Freund :(
 
2021-12-02 4:11:41 PM  

chitownmike: Sawdust and Mildew: [Fark user image image 425x425]

I expected a lookalike but figured it would be Susan Collins.

I hope you never have to pick someone out of a line up


I know!  The eyebrows are totally different!
 
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