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(Politico)   TFG to Ohio conservative PAC: stop running ads slamming a guy who now kisses my ass for not having always kissed my ass. PAC: kiss our ass   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Election Day, Primary election, former President Donald Trump, Republican Party, United States presidential primary, President of the United States, Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance, United States midterm election  
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2021-12-02 1:09:30 PM  
Guys?
 
2021-12-02 1:10:46 PM  
I'd like to see Democrats pounce on this opportunity to fill Ohio's airwaves with content purposely designed to upset Trump's fat ass.
 
2021-12-02 1:13:54 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see Democrats pounce on this opportunity to fill Ohio's airwaves with content purposely designed to upset Trump's fat ass.


BuT ThAt WoUlD UpSeT CeNtRiStS!!!
 
2021-12-02 1:14:41 PM  
I doubt any of those involved clean themselves very well. I'd be worried about catching an ass disease from the kissing.
 
2021-12-02 1:15:42 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see Democrats pounce on this opportunity to fill Ohio's airwaves with content purposely designed to upset Trump's fat ass.


Just run the exact same ads.
 
2021-12-02 1:16:23 PM  
Once again, Ohio is the crossroads of stupid and petty.
 
2021-12-02 1:16:47 PM  
TFG should calm down.

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2021-12-02 1:18:26 PM  
What I picture as Trump complaining.
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2021-12-02 1:18:29 PM  
That fat turd can stroke out any day now. I just didn't want it to happen when he was in office. The conspiracy theories would echo through the generations. If he stroked out now the conspiracy theories would cool off after only a couple of decades.
 
2021-12-02 1:20:53 PM  
The Club for Growth clearly supports Trumpism, since it is a cancer on this nation.
 
2021-12-02 1:23:11 PM  
tl;dr

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2021-12-02 1:26:31 PM  
Before you upset TFG's ass, let me know so I can invest in Depends, Walgreen's Male Undergarments or plastic Walmart sacks 'n newspaper.
 
2021-12-02 1:30:28 PM  
Note that it's not any ol' "Conservative PAC"-it's Club For Growth.  This is a massive conservative PAC on the rich people/corporate side of the equation, which has been around since 1999.  They've been around long since before Trump ran for President, and they will be around long after he is no longer a factor in American politics.
 
2021-12-02 1:32:01 PM  
Trump last month called Club for Growth President David McIntosh to complain about a TV advertising campaign the conservative organization was running targeting Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance, and asked McIntosh to take the ads down. The commercials attacked Vance by using footage of him from 2016, when he described himself as a "Never Trump guy" and called Trump an "idiot," "noxious" and "offensive." The message was designed to hurt Vance in a Republican primary centered on fealty toward the former president. Vance, like others in the race, has cast himself as a staunch Trump ally.

Dangs.  That Vance must have made the little mushroom man very happy.

Vance:  I never said I was a "Never Trump guy" and I never called you an "idiot," "noxious" and "offensive."
D2S:  "But it's right here on the TV.  How do you explain that?"
Vance:  Uh, fake news?
D2S:  "Well, that makes sense.  I often see myself saying things on TV that I would never say."
 
2021-12-02 1:36:35 PM  
Conservatism 2021: Attaching your lips to an ass, and claiming it tastes like peppermint and makes you a manly individualist.
 
2021-12-02 1:39:24 PM  
This GOP civil war isn't moving fast enough.
 
2021-12-02 1:42:32 PM  
The Ohio Senate GOP Primary is depressing to watch and I agree with Sean Trende. Vance, Mandel, Gibbons, and two or three others I cannot think on top of my head. I have lost all respect to Vance has he's become addicted to social media like crack just like Mandel.

The Democratic Primary is better. Tim Ryan is the favorite while Morgan Harper who lost a Congressional Primary last year blamed it on the pandemic instead of a lack of experience and had recently moved to Ohio.
 
2021-12-02 1:52:58 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: TFG should calm down.

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I'd be more scared of that kid than TFG.

Harry Freakstorm: Trump last month called Club for Growth President David McIntosh to complain about a TV advertising campaign the conservative organization was running targeting Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance, and asked McIntosh to take the ads down. The commercials attacked Vance by using footage of him from 2016, when he described himself as a "Never Trump guy" and called Trump an "idiot," "noxious" and "offensive." The message was designed to hurt Vance in a Republican primary centered on fealty toward the former president. Vance, like others in the race, has cast himself as a staunch Trump ally.

Dangs.  That Vance must have made the little mushroom man very happy.

Vance:  I never said I was a "Never Trump guy" and I never called you an "idiot," "noxious" and "offensive."
D2S:  "But it's right here on the TV.  How do you explain that?"
Vance:  Uh, fake news?
D2S:  "Well, that makes sense.  I often see myself saying things on TV that I would never say."


Vance is a Thiel puppet. Thiel was Trump's "in" to Silicon Valley and is a toxic ass all by himself. He was behind not just Facebook, but Palantir as well. I am thinking this is more about Thiel kissing Trump's ass than the mouth noises that Vance is making now.
 
2021-12-02 1:54:33 PM  
Sounds like the Ohio GOP is infested with ass remoras.

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Remora fish stuck on girls ass!
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Having remoras suck your ass does seem to be a thing. Here is a girl;s fishing trip where they catch remoras for that purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu5xu​-​wTh_g
 
2021-12-02 2:00:39 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Barricaded Gunman: I'd like to see Democrats pounce on this opportunity to fill Ohio's airwaves with content purposely designed to upset Trump's fat ass.

BuT ThAt WoUlD UpSeT CeNtRiStS!!!


How so?
 
2021-12-02 2:03:34 PM  
FTA: "The commercials attacked Vance by using footage of him from 2016, when he described himself as a "Never Trump guy" and called Trump an "idiot," "noxious" and "offensive." The message was designed to hurt Vance in a Republican primary centered on fealty toward the former president. Vance, like others in the race, has cast himself as a staunch Trump ally.

ah, the "Hillbilly Elegy" guy.

quite the pivot, asshole.  Enjoy your dragging.
 
2021-12-02 2:22:23 PM  
Ohio Republicans be like...
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2021-12-02 2:23:52 PM  
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2021-12-02 2:41:54 PM  

Funk Brothers: The Ohio Senate GOP Primary is depressing to watch and I agree with Sean Trende. Vance, Mandel, Gibbons, and two or three others I cannot think on top of my head. I have lost all respect to Vance has he's become addicted to social media like crack just like Mandel.

The Democratic Primary is better. Tim Ryan is the favorite while Morgan Harper who lost a Congressional Primary last year blamed it on the pandemic instead of a lack of experience and had recently moved to Ohio.


Am I crazy to think that Ryan actually has a chance against whoever manages to bury his nose deepest in Trump's ass? I get that it's Ohio but Ryan has shown that he can put up a fight.
 
2021-12-02 3:47:09 PM  
Basically he's worried that if Ohio voter hear him called an "idiot" and a "moron" often enough, they might wake up and realize it's true and always has been.
 
2021-12-02 6:32:40 PM  

shpritz: Funk Brothers: The Ohio Senate GOP Primary is depressing to watch and I agree with Sean Trende. Vance, Mandel, Gibbons, and two or three others I cannot think on top of my head. I have lost all respect to Vance has he's become addicted to social media like crack just like Mandel.

The Democratic Primary is better. Tim Ryan is the favorite while Morgan Harper who lost a Congressional Primary last year blamed it on the pandemic instead of a lack of experience and had recently moved to Ohio.

Am I crazy to think that Ryan actually has a chance against whoever manages to bury his nose deepest in Trump's ass? I get that it's Ohio but Ryan has shown that he can put up a fight.


He better take Harper seriously and dispatch her. She's a Justice Dem and their messaging and recruitment is mixed to bad.
 
2021-12-02 6:49:18 PM  

shpritz: Funk Brothers: The Ohio Senate GOP Primary is depressing to watch and I agree with Sean Trende. Vance, Mandel, Gibbons, and two or three others I cannot think on top of my head. I have lost all respect to Vance has he's become addicted to social media like crack just like Mandel.

The Democratic Primary is better. Tim Ryan is the favorite while Morgan Harper who lost a Congressional Primary last year blamed it on the pandemic instead of a lack of experience and had recently moved to Ohio.

Am I crazy to think that Ryan actually has a chance against whoever manages to bury his nose deepest in Trump's ass? I get that it's Ohio but Ryan has shown that he can put up a fight.


Maybe.   Sherrod Brown doesn't win with overwhelming numbers.   I suspect Ryan can win, with a slim margin.   Brown is more popular in the state and has beaten that fake southerner Cleveland east side suburbanite dweeb, but not by a lot.
 
2021-12-02 6:53:31 PM  
HairBolus:

Holy schnikes. Your YouTube link just helped me solve an internet mystery. It has nothing to do with fine butts and remoras, or the Ohio Senate, but that boat in your linked YouTube video is famous, not just any boat but that SPECIFIC boat in your linked YouTube video has a whole channel of fans and didn't know it's identity. Seriously thank you.

/wow that was random
//but I'm 100% serious
///now back to politics
 
2021-12-02 7:24:54 PM  

kozlo: HairBolus:

Holy schnikes. Your YouTube link just helped me solve an internet mystery. It has nothing to do with fine butts and remoras, or the Ohio Senate, but that boat in your linked YouTube video is famous, not just any boat but that SPECIFIC boat in your linked YouTube video has a whole channel of fans and didn't know it's identity. Seriously thank you.

/wow that was random
//but I'm 100% serious
///now back to politics


Now you have to pay it forward by solving some other internet mystery. You can bring your dog and a vanful of friends if you like.
 
2021-12-02 7:38:30 PM  
Lochsteppe:

I mean, you see my dog.

But that's the thing: this boat (and the female fisher... person) have been harassed by presumed "fans" on this other channel of YouTube (she's had that boat stolen and people have deliberately sabotaged her old outboard). So I don't think I'm going to go blowing anyone in (pun intended fellow sailors). Maybe that's how I pay it forward, keep her identity on the dl in that section of the internet world?
 
2021-12-03 11:16:13 PM  

HairBolus:
Having remoras suck your ass does seem to be a thing. Here is a girl;s fishing trip where they catch remoras for that purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu5xu-​wTh_g


kozlo: HairBolus:

Holy schnikes. Your YouTube link just helped me solve an internet mystery. It has nothing to do with fine butts and remoras, or the Ohio Senate, but that boat in your linked YouTube video is famous, not just any boat but that SPECIFIC boat in your linked YouTube video has a whole channel of fans and didn't know it's identity. Seriously thank you.


How can a boat have a channel of fans that don't know the boat's identity/
Is it a boat that frequently appears in porn party shoots?
 
2021-12-03 11:23:56 PM  
HairBolus:

Ha. No. I guess it's the boat and the girl that sticks a remora on her tookas. She has been videoed taking that little boat out in waves that swamp boats 3 times it's size off the coast of Florida. She is a master at the helm of that boat. And there's a following of boat enthusiasts that know the boat as "blue top" and a bunch of people that want to know who she is...
 
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