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(WTAE)   Person in the hospital after vehicle hits pole in Pittsburgh. To be fair, you can't swing a stick in Pittsburgh without hitting a Pole   (wtae.com) divider line
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861 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Dec 2021 at 9:41 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-12-02 9:43:42 PM  
The poor pole. It was minding its own business, just on its way to work at a strip club.
 
2021-12-02 9:45:16 PM  
I thought that was Chicago.
 
2021-12-02 9:45:47 PM  
Unrelated

A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs. He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh". He's really embarrassed... The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You farking biatch, you wrecked my life!"
 
2021-12-02 9:48:32 PM  
So how many poles does it take?
 
2021-12-02 9:51:04 PM  
That's not a bad thing as Polish women are very good at polishing rods.
 
2021-12-02 9:52:55 PM  
This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.
 
2021-12-02 9:56:04 PM  

LineNoise: This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.


I'm 2nd generation Polish American and it doesn't bother me at all, but I'm glad you're going out of your way to defend me. /s


Anyway, I thought Polish was a nationality, not an ethnicity.
 
2021-12-02 9:58:19 PM  
Well played, Subby!


/I'm Polish and from Pittsburgh
 
2021-12-02 9:59:04 PM  
+1 Primanti Bros sandwich for subby
 
2021-12-02 10:00:59 PM  
Ski or Wicz?

/Buffalo has a Dingus Day parade for Christ's sake.
 
2021-12-02 10:07:09 PM  
You better Czech your privilege, Subby. We won't Lett you off the hook for your ethnic slurs. Serbs you right if you get the bum's Rush-ky.
I'm so very sorry.
 
2021-12-02 10:08:00 PM  

LineNoise: This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.


Pole is a slur now?
 
2021-12-02 10:09:43 PM  

ColonelCathcart: LineNoise: This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.

Pole is a slur now?


Apparently it's an ethnicity as well
 
2021-12-02 10:24:11 PM  

ColonelCathcart: LineNoise: This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.

Pole is a slur now?


guess the joke went over your head.

Hey, incidentally, you have any pierogi recopies?
 
2021-12-02 11:56:40 PM  
Was it Pole Assassin?
 
2021-12-03 12:05:13 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: Ski or Wicz?

/Buffalo has a Dingus Day parade for Christ's sake.


What about Ska?
 
2021-12-03 12:21:28 AM  
Stanley Stanislawski from Polish Hill got sick and tired of being Polish. So he traded in his Suburban for a bright red muscle car, slicked back his hair with crisco, put on a wifebeater with a pack of marlboros under the shoulder and a cool pair of sunglasses and drove to Bloomfield. There, he drove up to a window and ordered in his best Italian accent, "gimme a fookin meatball hoagie, fookin fries and a fookin pop, capice?"

The girl at the window said, "What are you, some dumb pollack from Polish Hill?"

Crestfallen, Stanley gaped and said, "how did you know?"

The girl replied, "Cause this is a bank, asshole!"
 
2021-12-03 3:24:59 AM  

LineNoise: This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.


i'd be right there with you, but there's a green 2 stories above of a tweaker-lookin Polish guy stealing catalytic converters before leading cops on 108-mph chase twenty miles Northeast of the 'burgh, & i'll just not bring attention to any group big enough for Copernicus,  Emily Ratajkowski AND Gronk
 
2021-12-03 7:05:20 AM  

FlyingJ: LineNoise: This would be an incredibly ethnic slur of a headline against any other group that would pick up on it.

i'd be right there with you, but there's a green 2 stories above of a tweaker-lookin Polish guy stealing catalytic converters before leading cops on 108-mph chase twenty miles Northeast of the 'burgh, & i'll just not bring attention to any group big enough for Copernicus,  Emily Ratajkowski AND Gronk


So we at least know how many it takes to steal a cat converter.
 
2021-12-03 7:17:27 AM  
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2021-12-03 9:55:51 AM  
Polish Power! Ivan Putski is gonna smack subby upside his head with the Polish Hammer!!!

Me? Old?

:)
 
2021-12-03 12:19:33 PM  
Too bad this didn't happen in Polish Hill.

/yes that is a real neighborhood in Pittsburgh
 
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