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(UPI)   Aussie man breaks a decade-old Guinness World Record for a burp, measures in at 112.4 decibels. Says he practiced for five years to do it   (upi.com) divider line
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2021-12-02 9:46:07 AM  
Did he burp the alphabet at the same time?
 
2021-12-02 12:54:37 PM  
Not impressed.
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2021-12-02 12:57:01 PM  
IME, ask a 5'0" thin lady for a belch if you want to really get it done right.
 
2021-12-02 1:00:16 PM  

atomic-age: IME, ask a 5'0" thin lady for a belch if you want to really get it done right.


Knew a tiny (hot AF) thing that had this insane constant belching issue. Loud and just so terribly offensive after 15-20 of em. Was pretty hard to take actually.
 
2021-12-02 1:01:07 PM  
All hail the king.
 
2021-12-02 1:01:07 PM  

atomic-age: IME, ask a 5'0" thin lady for a belch if you want to really get it done right.


This. My daughter is more like 5'7", but she can blow out your eardrums.
 
2021-12-02 1:03:14 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:03:37 PM  
Yes, but do they accept attempts for the loudest fart? *googles*

Well, I'll be.
 
2021-12-02 1:04:10 PM  
Still can't beat this guy...

Homer loses burping competition
Youtube U2J60QsaV1s
 
2021-12-02 1:06:45 PM  
He's got the loudest mating call. The women will flock to him now.
 
2021-12-02 1:08:29 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2021-12-02 1:10:58 PM  
And amazingly he's not single.
 
2021-12-02 1:10:59 PM  
Belchers can't help themselves trying to be so loud with their burps.  It would be funny every once in a while, even unnoticeable somewhat, but the attention whorishness of the act becomes so tiresome.  Easily one of the traits that make folks more unattractive in this person's mind.  Sorry if unpopular!
 
2021-12-02 1:11:50 PM  
Time well spent.
 
2021-12-02 1:15:19 PM  
That was far less impressive than I was hoping for.
 
2021-12-02 1:16:25 PM  

theknuckler_33: That was far less impressive than I was hoping for.


turn up the volume on your speakers
 
2021-12-02 1:17:39 PM  
The Great Wakkorotti-The Master and his Music
Youtube 4Ma16ZJr1Sc
 
2021-12-02 1:19:42 PM  
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This girl Becky could do that...And she could beef out a couple of arm size logs in the shower too...

/she died after snorting marajuanas
 
2021-12-02 1:19:52 PM  
I bet the guy was drinking caffeine free pepsi. My mom offered me a can while I visiting/helping my step dad with digging. I was thirsty and downed a half a can at lunch and I swear my belch rattled windows.
 
2021-12-02 1:20:47 PM  

Curt Blizzah: Belchers can't help themselves trying to be so loud with their burps.  It would be funny every once in a while, even unnoticeable somewhat, but the attention whorishness of the act becomes so tiresome.  Easily one of the traits that make folks more unattractive in this person's mind.  Sorry if unpopular!


I disagree.

Sure, we can help it. Due to the amount of air required, loudness can be sacrificed for length.

I can imagine my parents having a similar mindset before I was maybe 9 years old. I don't think I ever grew out of it, though of course it required a bit more effort after my voice changed. Carbonated beverages help with that.

/the above Simpsons video still cracks me up
 
2021-12-02 1:21:57 PM  
Well, my high school guidance counselor always said it was good to have goals.

I mean, he ended up a high school guidance counselor so, you know, take that as you will.
 
2021-12-02 1:22:57 PM  
I would have used the dumbass tag, personally.  But then, this is Fark after all.
 
2021-12-02 1:24:21 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:28:07 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:50:58 PM  

Curt Blizzah: Belchers can't help themselves trying to be so loud with their burps.  It would be funny every once in a while, even unnoticeable somewhat, but the attention whorishness of the act becomes so tiresome.  Easily one of the traits that make folks more unattractive in this person's mind.  Sorry if unpopular!


No need to be sorry! I'm sure your popularity is just a reflection of your personality. You don't owe us likability.
 
2021-12-02 1:52:44 PM  

atomic-age: IME, ask a 5'0" thin lady for a belch if you want to really get it done right.


So you know my sister, do ya?
 
2021-12-02 1:53:34 PM  

Fasces Breaker: atomic-age: IME, ask a 5'0" thin lady for a belch if you want to really get it done right.

Knew a tiny (hot AF) thing that had this insane constant belching issue. Loud and just so terribly offensive after 15-20 of em. Was pretty hard to take actually.


2 of you farkers know my sister, WTF?
 
2021-12-02 2:38:58 PM  

Ghost Roach: atomic-age: IME, ask a 5'0" thin lady for a belch if you want to really get it done right.

So you know my sister, do ya?


Who doesn't?
 
2021-12-02 2:41:41 PM  
Anyone check his underwear after that?
 
2021-12-02 2:42:58 PM  

geekbikerskum: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/4Ma16ZJr1Sc]

 
2021-12-02 2:54:03 PM  

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This girl Becky could do that...And she could beef out a couple of arm size logs in the shower too...

/she died after snorting marajuanas


She was going to throw me a pot in her art class!
 
2021-12-02 2:55:08 PM  
Big deal. I burp inside my closed home and scatter birds in my back yard!
 
2021-12-02 2:57:05 PM  
World's Longest Burp - 18.1 seconds
Youtube gU3jBonhsrQ
 
2021-12-02 5:34:27 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Yes, but do they accept attempts for the loudest fart? *googles*

Well, I'll be.


I could compete in either the volume of a fart, or the volume of a fart.
 
2021-12-02 8:02:47 PM  
I'll just leave this right here...
Extreme Burping IN Public Compilation / Most Epic Dinosaurs Roars IN Public
Youtube xAyG0DEqXc4
 
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