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2021-12-02 3:34:13 PM  
8 votes:
Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶
 
2021-12-02 3:48:55 PM  
6 votes:

Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶


Without 8 hours I lose my mind.
Close the damn blinds,
And hit the snooze bar one more time!
 
2021-12-02 2:27:41 PM  
4 votes:
I was gonna joke that I'd rather trade her for "Baby One More Time" Britney.

But then I googled and found out she was 16.

So best not make that joke.
 
2021-12-02 4:34:26 PM  
4 votes:

UncleDirtNap: Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶

Just wait until you hit your 60's.


60, baby, one more time?
 
2021-12-02 1:42:07 PM  
3 votes:

moothemagiccow: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


Thanks for showing up to the meeting.
 
2021-12-02 1:43:34 PM  
3 votes:
I'm Not A Girl (Not Yet A Grandma)or AARPs!...I Did It Again

This is what happens to one's brain when they watch WAAAAY too much The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends as a kid.
 
2021-12-02 3:13:18 PM  
3 votes:
Gonna be a big day for the store that sells scratch-offs and Marlboro Lights closest to her!
 
2021-12-02 3:50:37 PM  
3 votes:

Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶


Just wait until you hit your 60's.
 
2021-12-02 3:10:21 PM  
2 votes:

SirEattonHogg: I was gonna joke that I'd rather trade her for "Baby One More Time" Britney.

But then I googled and found out she was 16.

So best not make that joke.


That video knew exactly what buttons it pushed. Mind you, at that time a notion that certain ideas were harmless fun if they were just fantasies was assumed.  But it was actually Britney's own idea. She'd later spin it as her changing the outfit to make it "more fashionable" but she wasn't stupid.  She even sold the idea of the video as being like "Grease" to the skeptical director.  They had an entirely different video planned.  Then she changed their initial notion just to have herself and the dancers dressed in TShirts and jeans.  Then she altered the schoolgirl outfit.

It was ALL her, even at 16, which is why the later notions that she didn't know how to run her own career seemed so silly.

For all her considerable problems, she was actually good at the things she was good at. It wasn't strings being pulled at that point.
 
2021-12-02 3:39:21 PM  
2 votes:

EyeballKid: Gonna be a big day for the store that sells scratch-offs and Marlboro Lights closest to her!


Don't worry, labor laws say they have to give you two 15-minute breaks.
 
2021-12-02 1:24:08 PM  
1 vote:
You still wanna bang her, Subby. Wack don't crack!
 
2021-12-02 1:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
I also turned 40 this year.
 
2021-12-02 1:34:24 PM  
1 vote:

Mr_Vimes: A mentally unstable 40-year-old with two teenage kids, and a hankering for more. There's only so much shiat that being farking rich will excuse.


It appears that she's not into dangerous drugs so she probably won't "accidentally" off herself like so many other unstable Hollywood types but she could still end up in some dangerous situations with all the money and freedom she apparently has.

Since she has enough money to support whatever additional crotch fruit she might bring into the world I'm leaning towards do whatever you want so long as I don't ever have to listen to her "music".

Oh, and do porn.
 
2021-12-02 1:40:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-12-02 1:49:28 PM  
1 vote:

moothemagiccow: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


There's always that one farker who thinks they speak for everyone.
 
2021-12-02 1:58:05 PM  
1 vote:
But did she use the restroom at a gas station?
 
2021-12-02 3:17:00 PM  
1 vote:

EyeballKid: Gonna be a big day for the store that sells scratch-offs and Marlboro Lights closest to her!


I bet she's graduated to Juul and online poker.
 
2021-12-02 4:38:06 PM  
1 vote:

moothemagiccow: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


I, too, care so little that I felt the need to come into this thread just to say so.
 
2021-12-02 8:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
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Being abused and traumatized alters your perception. That she was the victim of abuse for years is absolutely no excuse for arguing that she can't take care of herself--it just means she needs therapy, like any victim of abuse, and she has the money to afford it.

Lots of people who are far less mentally stable than she is get help without being thrown in a legal cage.
 
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