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2021-12-02 11:26:40 AM  
So is Maze from Lucifer.
 
2021-12-02 1:24:08 PM  
You still wanna bang her, Subby. Wack don't crack!
 
2021-12-02 1:26:05 PM  
...Baby One More Time came out a couple months before her 17th birthday. Wild to think about.
 
2021-12-02 1:30:26 PM  
A mentally unstable 40-year-old with two teenage kids, and a hankering for more. There's only so much shiat that being farking rich will excuse.
 
2021-12-02 1:34:01 PM  
I also turned 40 this year.
 
2021-12-02 1:34:24 PM  

Mr_Vimes: A mentally unstable 40-year-old with two teenage kids, and a hankering for more. There's only so much shiat that being farking rich will excuse.


It appears that she's not into dangerous drugs so she probably won't "accidentally" off herself like so many other unstable Hollywood types but she could still end up in some dangerous situations with all the money and freedom she apparently has.

Since she has enough money to support whatever additional crotch fruit she might bring into the world I'm leaning towards do whatever you want so long as I don't ever have to listen to her "music".

Oh, and do porn.
 
2021-12-02 1:40:23 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:42:07 PM  

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Thanks for showing up to the meeting.
 
2021-12-02 1:43:34 PM  
I'm Not A Girl (Not Yet A Grandma)or AARPs!...I Did It Again

This is what happens to one's brain when they watch WAAAAY too much The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends as a kid.
 
2021-12-02 1:49:28 PM  

moothemagiccow: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


There's always that one farker who thinks they speak for everyone.
 
2021-12-02 1:57:07 PM  
I think Britney should challenge Amanda Bynes in a mentally-wrecked-by-fame-off.
 
2021-12-02 1:58:05 PM  
But did she use the restroom at a gas station?
 
2021-12-02 2:27:41 PM  
I was gonna joke that I'd rather trade her for "Baby One More Time" Britney.

But then I googled and found out she was 16.

So best not make that joke.
 
2021-12-02 3:09:30 PM  

Mr_Vimes: A mentally unstable 40-year-old with two teenage kids, and a hankering for more. There's only so much shiat that being farking rich will excuse.


If she's happy and not self-harming, nor hurting those kids... Fine.  And I believe that's the territory she is well within.

Even after being ripped off by her own father, she has enough left over to never work again and still live in luxury with as many children as her body can crank out.
 
2021-12-02 3:10:21 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I was gonna joke that I'd rather trade her for "Baby One More Time" Britney.

But then I googled and found out she was 16.

So best not make that joke.


That video knew exactly what buttons it pushed. Mind you, at that time a notion that certain ideas were harmless fun if they were just fantasies was assumed.  But it was actually Britney's own idea. She'd later spin it as her changing the outfit to make it "more fashionable" but she wasn't stupid.  She even sold the idea of the video as being like "Grease" to the skeptical director.  They had an entirely different video planned.  Then she changed their initial notion just to have herself and the dancers dressed in TShirts and jeans.  Then she altered the schoolgirl outfit.

It was ALL her, even at 16, which is why the later notions that she didn't know how to run her own career seemed so silly.

For all her considerable problems, she was actually good at the things she was good at. It wasn't strings being pulled at that point.
 
2021-12-02 3:13:18 PM  
Gonna be a big day for the store that sells scratch-offs and Marlboro Lights closest to her!
 
2021-12-02 3:16:53 PM  

SirEattonHogg: I was gonna joke that I'd rather trade her for "Baby One More Time" Britney.

But then I googled and found out she was 16.

So best not make that joke.


Eh, you don't have to pretend that Britney wasn't hot back then just because you got older to prove that you aren't Epstein or Trump. You just have to not act on it.
 
2021-12-02 3:17:00 PM  

EyeballKid: Gonna be a big day for the store that sells scratch-offs and Marlboro Lights closest to her!


I bet she's graduated to Juul and online poker.
 
2021-12-02 3:24:10 PM  
Craig Ferguson Speaks From The Heart
Youtube 7ZVWIELHQQY
 
2021-12-02 3:24:44 PM  
Britney Jean is not my lover...
 
2021-12-02 3:34:13 PM  
Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶
 
2021-12-02 3:39:21 PM  

EyeballKid: Gonna be a big day for the store that sells scratch-offs and Marlboro Lights closest to her!


Don't worry, labor laws say they have to give you two 15-minute breaks.
 
2021-12-02 3:48:55 PM  

Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶


Without 8 hours I lose my mind.
Close the damn blinds,
And hit the snooze bar one more time!
 
2021-12-02 3:50:37 PM  

Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶


Just wait until you hit your 60's.
 
2021-12-02 4:10:51 PM  

jmr61: Mr_Vimes: A mentally unstable 40-year-old with two teenage kids, and a hankering for more. There's only so much shiat that being farking rich will excuse.

It appears that she's not into dangerous drugs so she probably won't "accidentally" off herself like so many other unstable Hollywood types but she could still end up in some dangerous situations with all the money and freedom she apparently has.

Since she has enough money to support whatever additional crotch fruit she might bring into the world I'm leaning towards do whatever you want so long as I don't ever have to listen to her "music".

Oh, and do porn.


Her fortune will wind up like that of most people with more money than sense.  Almost entirely belonging to someone else.

Which is a shame since she worked hard to earn it. But there's a lot of evil people out there, and she's a big freaking target.
 
2021-12-02 4:18:23 PM  

Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶


I'm 50.  Same.  But it's from lack of exercise.  From time to time I take on a physically demanding project, ache for a week, then feel pretty good for a few months.
 
2021-12-02 4:34:26 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Ghost Roach: Can't speak for her, but, being 40 myself ...

🎶My lower back,
Is killing me.
I must confess,
I need more sleep🎶

Just wait until you hit your 60's.


60, baby, one more time?
 
2021-12-02 4:38:06 PM  

moothemagiccow: [i.ytimg.com image 320x180]


I, too, care so little that I felt the need to come into this thread just to say so.
 
amb
2021-12-02 5:31:28 PM  
The painter Georges Seurat was also born on December 2nd.

So I share it with George, Britney, and Aaron "I'm immunized" Rogers.
 
2021-12-02 8:00:24 PM  
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Being abused and traumatized alters your perception. That she was the victim of abuse for years is absolutely no excuse for arguing that she can't take care of herself--it just means she needs therapy, like any victim of abuse, and she has the money to afford it.

Lots of people who are far less mentally stable than she is get help without being thrown in a legal cage.
 
2021-12-03 4:49:57 PM  
My humble prediction for the whole mess:

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2021-12-03 4:55:48 PM  
I've lived in Alabama my entire life, and I know trailer trash when I see it.  However, she is really, really hot trailer trash.  She deserves to be famous and rich for that.
 
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