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(Deadline)   Maria Hill will return in Secret Wars   (deadline.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Nick Fury, Fantastic Four, Captain America, S.H.I.E.L.D., Cobie Smulders, Secret Invasion, Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury, Avengers  
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2021-12-02 10:28:02 AM  
Did someone change the headline?
 
2021-12-02 10:37:59 AM  
I always thought she had an L in her name.  I could have sworn it was Colbie Smulders, but I guess I'm wrong.  Oh well, back to organizing my Berenstein Bears book collection.
 
2021-12-02 10:45:19 AM  
I had just assumed she would be. She's a solid sidekick character to Fury and it's not like the actress is demanding RDJ or even Pratt money at this point (although I do think she's awesome and probably should be getting more than she is).

The upcoming slate of shows looks great and I can't wait for each one to start.
 
2021-12-02 10:54:30 AM  
The woman with the structurally perfect, classically beautiful face, like Northern Exposure-era Janine Turner, before she went batshiat crazy.
 
2021-12-02 11:20:39 AM  
At this point, she might have more MCU guest spots than even SLJ.

No complains from me. She plays a badass well, she's easy on the eyes, and her presence always helps tie the whole MCU thing together and reminds you that it all extends out from that first Avengers movie.

Characters like hers, along with the Howling Commandoes and several others, have long made me wish they'd do an anthology movie or mini-series, a Marvel Tales kind of thing where you just get some good 20- to 30-minute short films showing these supporting characters having their own side adventure.

Basically the Marvel One-Shots on steroids.
 
2021-12-02 11:21:11 AM  
Secret Wars, Secret Invasion.... whatever. Hope it's better than the comic was
 
2021-12-02 11:22:33 AM  
Yes, please

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2021-12-02 11:25:01 AM  

NeoCortex42: I had just assumed she would be. She's a solid sidekick character to Fury and it's not like the actress is demanding RDJ or even Pratt money at this point (although I do think she's awesome and probably should be getting more than she is).

The upcoming slate of shows looks great and I can't wait for each one to start.


I am not one to swoon for actors but I have followed her career with great interest. While Hill is cold and unapproachable and not the greatest use of her appeal, I am very excited to spend a D+ season with her.
 
2021-12-02 11:26:03 AM  

shoegaze99: At this point, she might have more MCU guest spots than even SLJ.

No complains from me. She plays a badass well, she's easy on the eyes, and her presence always helps tie the whole MCU thing together and reminds you that it all extends out from that first Avengers movie.

Characters like hers, along with the Howling Commandoes and several others, have long made me wish they'd do an anthology movie or mini-series, a Marvel Tales kind of thing where you just get some good 20- to 30-minute short films showing these supporting characters having their own side adventure.

Basically the Marvel One-Shots on steroids.


Please. Please, please! Stop talking. Take this money. Take it. Take my money!
 
2021-12-02 11:36:23 AM  
She seems like a nice person, but she doesn't strike me as the assistant to the head super spy of the world sort of person.
 
2021-12-02 11:38:56 AM  

Joe Stapler: She seems like a nice person, but she doesn't strike me as the assistant to the head super spy of the world sort of person.


Isn't that... kind of the point? =D
 
2021-12-02 11:48:45 AM  

imaconnect4guy: I always thought she had an L in her name.  I could have sworn it was Colbie Smulders, but I guess I'm wrong.  Oh well, back to organizing my Berenstein Bears book collection.


I knew it was Cobie so suddenly I was imagining Cobie Smuders.
 
2021-12-02 11:54:03 AM  

shoegaze99: At this point, she might have more MCU guest spots than even SLJ.

No complains from me. She plays a badass well, she's easy on the eyes, and her presence always helps tie the whole MCU thing together and reminds you that it all extends out from that first Avengers movie.

Characters like hers, along with the Howling Commandoes and several others, have long made me wish they'd do an anthology movie or mini-series, a Marvel Tales kind of thing where you just get some good 20- to 30-minute short films showing these supporting characters having their own side adventure.

Basically the Marvel One-Shots on steroids.


I wish they would at least bring back the One-Shots. They were usually fun.
 
2021-12-02 11:58:37 AM  
I am of the opinion that Taran Killam is a much luckier felliw than Colin Jost in the Swinging-Above-Reach area.
 
2021-12-02 11:59:40 AM  
A) This is good news
B) Victoria still should have been the mother
 
2021-12-02 12:36:40 PM  
Secret Wars: A godlike being kidnaps superheroes and supervillains and forces them to fight a war on a Battleworld made up of chunks of other worlds, so the godlike being can learn the nature of conflict and determine whether good or evil is the stronger moral position.

Secret Invasion: Skrulls hide among Earthlings for decades, including in place of some key figures and well-known superheroes, in their effort to conquer the planet.

Contest of Champions: The Grandmaster gathers random heroes and villains to fight in one-on-one battles in a round robin or elimination tournament (depending on his current whim) to find the strongest champion, who is to be awarded a prize (all for the Grandmaster's amusement).

Secret Wars (version two): A godlike being pulls people from all corners of the multiverse to fight in a war to determine which universe is allowed to continue existing.
 
2021-12-02 12:47:48 PM  
I always thought Agent Hill was rather hot and badass.
 
2021-12-02 12:49:53 PM  

dionysusaur: I am of the opinion that Taran Killam is a much luckier felliw than Colin Jost in the Swinging-Above-Reach area.


Holy crap, they're married!  Who allowed this?  Not cool, Taran.
 
2021-12-02 12:50:44 PM  

Aquapope: dionysusaur: I am of the opinion that Taran Killam is a much luckier felliw than Colin Jost in the Swinging-Above-Reach area.

Holy crap, they're married!  Who allowed this?  Not cool, Taran.


I think Cobie may have had some choice in the matter.
 
2021-12-02 1:11:57 PM  
Will she finally get something to do?  The comics version had PLENTY to do. The MCU version?  Not so much.
 
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2021-12-02 1:18:25 PM  

johnny_vegas: Yes, please

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2021-12-02 1:39:10 PM  

Aezetyr: Joe Stapler: She seems like a nice person, but she doesn't strike me as the assistant to the head super spy of the world sort of person.

Isn't that... kind of the point? =D


Maybe, but the super spy also seems to be the nominal head of a paramilitary organization.  She just doesn't seem very general-like to me.
 
2021-12-02 2:22:21 PM  
The actress who played the Hand on the TV series was a better bad-ass than Ms. Smothers as Maria Hill.
 
2021-12-02 3:15:54 PM  
If I had any part, even an extra, in a Marvel movie I would just assume I may be in every Marvel property that will exist.

You were Man #2 in that crowd scene from Age of Ultron?  Turns out you're Hank Pym's mailman who is actually a Skrull and we need you to appear in one episode of Hawkeye, a cartoon coming out in 2024 about Aunt May's beautician, and when you're 75 we'll need you to appear as a parallel universe version of yourself in an Ultron reboot.
 
2021-12-02 3:27:14 PM  
Is she going to portray Maria Hill or a Skrull disguised Maria Hill?
 
2021-12-02 5:31:07 PM  

Kris_Romm: Will she finally get something to do?  The comics version had PLENTY to do. The MCU version?  Not so much.


She did have that part in Avengers 2 where she prominently pulled glass shards out of her prominently featured bare feet. 

Who directed that one, again?
 
2021-12-02 6:01:51 PM  

browneye: Is she going to portray Maria Hill or a Skrull disguised Maria Hill?

Porque no los Dos

?
 
2021-12-02 7:04:49 PM  

dionysusaur: browneye: Is she going to portray Maria Hill or a Skrull disguised Maria Hill?

Porque no los Dos?


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2021-12-02 7:06:46 PM  
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2021-12-02 7:53:16 PM  

alaric3: imaconnect4guy: I always thought she had an L in her name.  I could have sworn it was Colbie Smulders, but I guess I'm wrong.  Oh well, back to organizing my Berenstein Bears book collection.

I knew it was Cobie so suddenly I was imagining Cobie Smuders.


Especially based on the photo above, I'm going with Culbie Smolders
 
2021-12-02 8:16:10 PM  

Naido: alaric3: imaconnect4guy: I always thought she had an L in her name.  I could have sworn it was Colbie Smulders, but I guess I'm wrong.  Oh well, back to organizing my Berenstein Bears book collection.

I knew it was Cobie so suddenly I was imagining Cobie Smuders.

Especially based on the photo above, I'm going with Culbie Smolders


That's just your pants.

/ and mine.
 
2021-12-02 8:22:30 PM  

johnny_vegas: Yes, please

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Reminds me of Jennifer Connelly.
 
2021-12-02 8:29:55 PM  
I thought she nailed it as Ann Coulter in Impeachment.
 
2021-12-02 8:58:43 PM  

browneye: Is she going to portray Maria Hill or a Skrull disguised Maria Hill?


Yes
 
2021-12-02 9:03:25 PM  

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A Mall?
What is this from the 90's?
 
2021-12-02 11:33:23 PM  

chuckdelux: I thought she nailed it as Ann Coulter in Impeachment.


She was scary good in that.
 
2021-12-03 3:56:25 AM  

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Never not funny.
 
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