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(Yorkshire Evening Post)   Face of E.T. appears on sheet of plywood, because apparently Jesus had the day off or something   (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) divider line
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2021-12-02 5:08:07 AM  
I guess Jesus was busy this week.
 
2021-12-02 6:14:36 AM  
ET on acid?
 
2021-12-02 8:54:03 AM  
Those are one the most ugly pair of bobbies I've seen in a while.
 
2021-12-02 8:59:14 AM  
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2021-12-02 9:01:28 AM  
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I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens, he came in peace and then died, only to come back to life, and his name was E.T., the extra terestrial. I loved that little guy.
 
2021-12-02 9:13:13 AM  
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2021-12-02 9:14:23 AM  
Massive lawsuit from Steven Spielberg in five... four... three...
 
2021-12-02 9:19:07 AM  
Maybe it's the face of the virgin Mary and we now know why she was a virgin for so long.

/I'm going to hell now
 
2021-12-02 9:23:55 AM  
I'mmmmmmmm   baaaaaaaack.   And I brought some Reavers and killbots and five stormtroopers who know how to aim.  Spare no one.
 
2021-12-02 9:32:15 AM  
You know what? I'm down with it.

- Both ET and Jesus healed those with injuries
- Both ET and Jesus died and came back to life
- Both ET and Jesus ascended into the sky
- Only one of them is supposed to destroy the earth and roast most of humanity when he comes back.

Go Team ET!
 
2021-12-02 9:32:52 AM  

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That was my first thought too.

Johnny 5 is alive!
 
2021-12-02 9:39:06 AM  
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2021-12-02 9:50:19 AM  

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gah! Poor little guy
 
2021-12-02 9:55:39 AM  

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Number 5 is in Ply!
 
2021-12-02 9:59:29 AM  
Looks like nipples to me.
 
2021-12-02 10:01:12 AM  

Jairzinho: Those are one the most ugly pair of bobbies I've seen in a while.


The definitely could use some lotion or something.
 
2021-12-02 10:13:28 AM  
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2021-12-02 10:19:47 AM  
KILL IT WITH FIRE, ETC
 
2021-12-02 10:25:29 AM  

Arkkuss: Maybe it's the face of the virgin Mary and we now know why she was a virgin for so long.

/I'm going to hell now


For so long? The Bible does not say but she was likely a teen when she had Jesus, possibly as young as 12 (https://thebibleanswer.org/how-old-mary-when-gave-birth-to-jesus/ ). His brothers were then conceived the old fashion way.

/not that I believe Jesus was conceived by a miracle.
 
2021-12-02 10:27:36 AM  

Earguy: ET on acid?


Was gonna say shrooms, but, yeah.
 
2021-12-02 10:34:50 AM  

talkertopc: Arkkuss: Maybe it's the face of the virgin Mary and we now know why she was a virgin for so long.

/I'm going to hell now

For so long? The Bible does not say but she was likely a teen when she had Jesus, possibly as young as 12 (https://thebibleanswer.org/how-old-mary-when-gave-birth-to-jesus/ ). His brothers were then conceived the old fashion way.

/not that I believe Jesus was conceived by a miracle.


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2021-12-02 10:35:14 AM  

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Who knew ET stood for Extra Tasty...
 
2021-12-02 11:26:48 AM  
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2021-12-02 11:31:44 AM  

big pig peaches: Looks like nipples to me.


yes but you said the same about that garage door.  and the clouds- remember?  and the can of soup, a school bus, the dog's ass...
 
2021-12-02 2:51:25 PM  
Hammer and nailed it

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2021-12-02 7:03:21 PM  

LordOfThePings: Hammer and nailed it

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Looks like his face is covered in Band-Aids.
 
2021-12-02 9:20:43 PM  

Nick Nostril: Earguy: ET on acid?

Was gonna say shrooms, but, yeah.


I've never tried any hallucinogen, so I'll go with whatever you say.
 
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