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(CTV News)   "OK...who's been farking the beavers?...Gordie, was it you? C'mon now"   (ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2021-12-02 6:29:28 AM  
I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.
 
2021-12-02 7:57:43 AM  
I mean they were promised a dead body, trekked across the wilderness, had a few close calls... and everyone was talking about how you've got to tap some beaver before you graduate, so....
 
2021-12-02 8:21:55 AM  
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2021-12-02 8:23:00 AM  
How did the beaver get into the canoe?
 
2021-12-02 8:24:42 AM  
Spreading to mammals all over the world, mutating and already becoming resistant to our vaccines. Could have knocked it out 6 months ago and killed it off-but, no. Too many assholes that are too pig-ignorant stupid to get on board and work with the rest of us. So, it continues to grow stronger and mutate. We are watching it grow from pandemic to endemic. Sure, Junior may die from it but at least his daddy didn't wear no goddamn liberal muzzle!
 
2021-12-02 8:26:24 AM  

BafflerMeal: [wompampsupport.azureedge.net image 700x394]


Nope.

Canada.
 
2021-12-02 8:28:52 AM  
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
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2021-12-02 8:28:58 AM  
No, he was busy fixing those damn EPS conduits again...
 
2021-12-02 8:30:02 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Spreading to mammals all over the world, mutating and already becoming resistant to our vaccines. Could have knocked it out 6 months ago and killed it off-but, no. Too many assholes that are too pig-ignorant stupid to get on board and work with the rest of us. So, it continues to grow stronger and mutate. We are watching it grow from pandemic to endemic. Sure, Junior may die from it but at least his daddy didn't wear no goddamn liberal muzzle!


Yep, our hopes of eradicating Covid went from a few weeks, to a few months, to a few years, to... welp, it's in the wildlife now, so never.
 
2021-12-02 8:30:05 AM  

xanadian: BafflerMeal: [wompampsupport.azureedge.net image 700x394]

Nope.

Canada.


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2021-12-02 8:30:51 AM  
It's Canada...Who HASN'T been farking the beavers?
 
2021-12-02 8:33:16 AM  
How I Met Your Mother - Beaver Hand Puppets | FOX Home Entertainment
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2021-12-02 8:33:50 AM  

xanadian: BafflerMeal: [wompampsupport.azureedge.net image 700x394]

Nope.

Canada.


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2021-12-02 8:34:15 AM  
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'You'd thinks Gordie woulds have learned his lessons afters that Ostrich incident.'
 
2021-12-02 8:36:25 AM  
I was only kissing the beavers.

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2021-12-02 8:38:14 AM  

Merltech: I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.


What about ninjas? They are mammals and pretty good about wearing masks. They should be ok.
 
2021-12-02 8:43:22 AM  

Merltech: I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.


Do other mammals get sick, or just carry the virus?
 
2021-12-02 8:47:05 AM  

KB202: Merltech: I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.

Do other mammals get sick, or just carry the virus?


Several stories have been about zoo animals dying from Covid.
 
2021-12-02 8:47:06 AM  

KB202: Merltech: I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.

Do other mammals get sick, or just carry the virus?


They can. In a Nebraska zoo, three snow leopards died from covid.

Our local zoo is giving its animals covid vaccines this season.
 
2021-12-02 8:47:33 AM  
I'm sorry, I let one slip out during a taint nibble.
/he said needed the money to get home.
//who knew that was an actual thing and not just a sign
///glad he made it home safe
 
2021-12-02 8:49:17 AM  
I see articles like this and it makes me doubt the Chinese claims of a taxological origin for covid.
 
2021-12-02 8:49:30 AM  

xanadian: BafflerMeal: ["I thought this was America".jpg]

Nope.

Canada.


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2021-12-02 8:52:10 AM  
"Ward, you were awfully rough on the Beaver last night..."
 
2021-12-02 8:56:07 AM  

KB202: Merltech: I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.

Do other mammals get sick, or just carry the virus?


Depends on the animal.  The big cats don't seem to fare as well as deer.  not sure about mink, either, as they were killing off whole farms of them before they had a chance to find out.

/wonders if we'll have a deer reservoir of Covid, so hunters risk catching it when butchering the meat
 
2021-12-02 9:04:53 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Spreading to mammals all over the world, mutating and already becoming resistant to our vaccines. Could have knocked it out 6 months ago and killed it off-but, no. Too many assholes that are too pig-ignorant stupid to get on board and work with the rest of us. So, it continues to grow stronger and mutate. We are watching it grow from pandemic to endemic. Sure, Junior may die from it but at least his daddy didn't wear no goddamn liberal muzzle!


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2021-12-02 9:33:11 AM  

OldRod: "Ward, you were awfully rough on the Beaver last night..."



Username checks out
 
2021-12-02 9:52:51 AM  
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2021-12-02 9:56:58 AM  
is the name Gord(on) uniquely Canadian or is that just what pop culture (and hockey) tells me?
 
2021-12-02 10:04:37 AM  

gabethegoat: is the name Gord(on) uniquely Canadian or is that just what pop culture (and hockey) tells me?


I went to school with a kid named Gordon and it was in the United States.
 
2021-12-02 10:05:31 AM  

KB202: Merltech: I don't think any mammal is safe from Covid.

Do other mammals get sick, or just carry the virus?


yes
 
2021-12-02 10:56:17 AM  

gabethegoat: is the name Gord(on) uniquely Canadian or is that just what pop culture (and hockey) tells me?


Gordon is pretty widespread in the US.  I had a Gordon as a manager once, and my dad went to school with a Gordon. in VA and CT respectively.
 
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2021-12-02 10:56:45 AM  

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he played into his 50s too didn't he?
hell of a career.
 
2021-12-02 10:58:41 AM  
Plooking the Beavers?
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Hey now!

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2021-12-02 12:05:06 PM  
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2021-12-02 1:04:53 PM  

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'You'd thinks Gordie woulds have learned his lessons afters that Ostrich incident.'


I blame the upcountry degens.
 
2021-12-02 1:05:55 PM  
Thank china
 
2021-12-02 4:35:52 PM  
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