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(BroBible)   He among us who hasn't pulled their spouse's face off to find a horny reptilian alien, let him cast the first stone   (brobible.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, Extraterrestrial life, Alien abduction, Reptilians, Ancient Pueblo Peoples, Puebloan peoples, Sharon Gilbert, recent appearance, Jim Bakker  
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2021-12-02 1:51:14 AM  
Such an odd mental illness. Or range of same.
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2021-12-02 2:54:41 AM  
One wonders why the horny alien sex lizards are wasting their time trying to bang passionless jesus freak preachers, when there are entire convention halls full of kinky, turned on furries who wouldn't just leap at the chance, but would pay actual money for the opportunity.
 
2021-12-02 4:52:35 AM  

bloobeary: One wonders why the horny alien sex lizards are wasting their time trying to bang passionless jesus freak preachers, when there are entire convention halls full of kinky, turned on furries who wouldn't just leap at the chance, but would pay actual money for the opportunity.


The challenge?
 
2021-12-02 4:56:29 AM  
Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?
 
2021-12-02 4:57:46 AM  
Someone got Prince Phillip in a seance? poor farkers.
 
2021-12-02 4:57:50 AM  

groppet: bloobeary: One wonders why the horny alien sex lizards are wasting their time trying to bang passionless jesus freak preachers, when there are entire convention halls full of kinky, turned on furries who wouldn't just leap at the chance, but would pay actual money for the opportunity.

The challenge?


Yeah obviously the farking challenge. Like people don't fly to Paris to eat a Le BigMac at McDonald's
 
2021-12-02 5:03:29 AM  
Hubby was an alien; he was born in the Açores and came to the US with his family when he was 8. Few citizens are better: works, pays taxes, never been arrested, votes, never stormed the Capitol with a mob of "tourists," ...
 
2021-12-02 5:07:53 AM  
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2021-12-02 5:12:18 AM  

Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?


Well, God is an alien, so, forever?

But yeah, when you are so far off the deep end, anything is possible.
 
2021-12-02 5:15:52 AM  

Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?


Jesus =  mammal, therefore lizards (and closely to them related wizards) = Satan
 
2021-12-02 5:24:02 AM  

Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?


How so?  There is nothing in the Bible I'm aware of that denies their existence.

But even if there were, the Bible is full of contradictions.  So it would just be yet another.
 
2021-12-02 5:25:59 AM  

moothemagiccow: Like people don't fly to Paris to eat a Le BigMac at McDonald's


Of course not. They fly to Paris to eat a Royale with Cheese, motherf*&$@r.
 
2021-12-02 5:30:20 AM  
Hey look. A religious person who also happens to be farking crazy. What a surprise.
 
2021-12-02 5:35:08 AM  

Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?


It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.
 
2021-12-02 5:37:28 AM  

bloobeary: One wonders why the horny alien sex lizards are wasting their time trying to bang passionless jesus freak preachers, when there are entire convention halls full of kinky, turned on furries who wouldn't just leap at the chance, but would pay actual money for the opportunity.


I just assumed that Centauri was slumming it while he waits for someone to break the high score on Starfighter.
 
2021-12-02 5:37:28 AM  

jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.


It's easier to just monitor their breathing and focus on steady repetition instead of trying to change shiat up suddenly.  Also it's a clit, not a punching bag, treat it accordingly.

/bbq's tips for bringing on the Second Coming.
 
2021-12-02 5:38:01 AM  
Either she's lying to cover up an affair, or she's been
chugging paint thinner while watching her old DVD's.
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Either way...
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2021-12-02 5:46:17 AM  

Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?


Hey, it's Adam and Eve,
NOT Adam and Stevesssssssssssss
 
2021-12-02 5:47:25 AM  
I have s spouse?
 
2021-12-02 5:50:27 AM  
Also, I wasn't aware that the Weekly World News has rebranded.
 
2021-12-02 5:53:32 AM  
Why is it always reptiloids?
 
2021-12-02 5:55:23 AM  

GrymRpr: [Fark user image 732x444]


Tempting..

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2021-12-02 5:57:47 AM  
Preacher: "Where have you been?? It's 3 am!!"
Wife: (throws up)
Preacher: "Good God! You reek of alcohol!"
Wife: "Wait, Didn't we just have sex 3x and... OMG!! It must have been an alien disguised as you!! He must have contaminated me with... ALCOHOL!!"
Wife: "Oh well, I'm goin to bed"

Preacher: "God! Why does this always happen to me?? Aliens everywhere! Sometimes 2 in one day!!"
 
2021-12-02 6:02:36 AM  

omg bbq: jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.

It's easier to just monitor their breathing and focus on steady repetition instead of trying to change shiat up suddenly.  Also it's a clit, not a punching bag, treat it accordingly.

/bbq's tips for bringing on the Second Coming.


Fantastic!

Although, I have discovered a high percentage of women respond to a damn good rogering just as well as an awful lot of "handiwork".

After Rodger leaves, I can pretty much do as I please..!
 
2021-12-02 6:04:23 AM  
She's crazy. We arent even allowed to so much as tip over a sheep when on Observation Patrol.
 
2021-12-02 6:05:43 AM  
It's almost like David Ike has total control of one half of the political parties in America.
 
2021-12-02 6:10:29 AM  
I am here to chew bubblegum, and fark you in the pooper with my alien penis. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
 
2021-12-02 6:12:55 AM  

Vespers: Why is it always reptiloids?


Because we can kick the asses of alien teddy bears.

https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf
 
2021-12-02 6:15:47 AM  

stuartp9: GrymRpr: [Fark user image 732x444]

Tempting..

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2021-12-02 6:19:58 AM  

Cafe Threads: Such an odd mental illness. Or range of same.
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Christianity?
 
2021-12-02 6:24:16 AM  

1funguy: omg bbq: jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.

It's easier to just monitor their breathing and focus on steady repetition instead of trying to change shiat up suddenly.  Also it's a clit, not a punching bag, treat it accordingly.

/bbq's tips for bringing on the Second Coming.

Fantastic!

Although, I have discovered a high percentage of women respond to a damn good rogering just as well as an awful lot of "handiwork".

After Rodger leaves, I can pretty much do as I please..!


Oh I keep Roger on speed dial. Stellar chap.
 
2021-12-02 6:34:22 AM  
I'm guessing she was higher than a kite and her husband ordered a bad dragon cock gromet to compensate for his inadequacy and she couldn't tell what was reality
 
2021-12-02 6:42:40 AM  
 
2021-12-02 7:01:53 AM  
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2021-12-02 7:04:07 AM  
Man! Where'd she get her shrooms?
 
2021-12-02 7:05:44 AM  
 
2021-12-02 7:07:30 AM  
My alien fetishes are more the definitely mammalian, big boobed Klingon variety than the reptilian soul sucker, but each to their own.

/would turn gay for Garak, though despite the reptilian overtones and lack of cleavage
 
2021-12-02 7:10:12 AM  

Cafe Threads: Such an odd mental illness. Or range of same.
.

Believing in conspiracy theories is pretty much mental illness and we need to treat it accordingly, by putting them on reality TV shows.
 
2021-12-02 7:19:37 AM  

jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.


What does Jesus need with a spaceship?
 
2021-12-02 7:32:09 AM  
On top of that, Gilbert also claims this extraterrestrial being was disguised in the form of her husband and tried to have sexual

She knew right away it wasn't her husband because it tried to have sex with her.
 
2021-12-02 7:34:32 AM  

Harlee: jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.

What does Jesus need with a spaceship?


He doesn't need a spaceship, but hey, if you had a father who could get you one, wouldn't you still ask for a spaceship for Christmas.
 
2021-12-02 7:40:30 AM  
If my spouse was horny, I'd think *something* was up.

/ probably would
 
2021-12-02 7:43:39 AM  

dittybopper: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

How so?  There is nothing in the Bible I'm aware of that denies their existence.

But even if there were, the Bible is full of contradictions.  So it would just be yet another.


I'm pretty sure there was a ancient alien episode that claimed Jesus was an alien.
 
2021-12-02 8:04:02 AM  

NathanAllen: [Fark user image image 425x234]


I like how they go, so send me a dozen.

---FZ
 
2021-12-02 8:05:10 AM  
Was it at the Holiday Inn in Paramus?

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2021-12-02 8:07:11 AM  

Harlee: jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.

What does Jesus need with a spaceship?


Same reason he'd want an ass or maybe they're watching for Him surfing on a comet called Star of Bethlehem like last time.
No one said the fantasy had to be logical.
 
2021-12-02 8:13:27 AM  

dittybopper: Vespers: Why is it always reptiloids?

Because we can kick the asses of alien teddy bears.

https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf


Thanks. I've been looking for that story.
 
2021-12-02 8:15:59 AM  
Aliens and Jesus? It would sure suck to be her if she found out that the aliens were actually made in God's image.
 
2021-12-02 8:25:45 AM  

big pig peaches: Harlee: jokerscrowbar: Neondistraction: Since when did religious nutjobs start believing in alien conspiracies?  Wouldn't the existence of aliens contradict a few things from their bible?

It's said that the purpose of The Vatican observatory is to watch for the second coming.  Makes me wonder what they know about the first Messiah.

What does Jesus need with a spaceship?

He doesn't need a spaceship, but hey, if you had a father who could get you one, wouldn't you still ask for a spaceship for Christmas.


Absolutely.
 
2021-12-02 8:28:45 AM  

dittybopper: stuartp9: GrymRpr: [Fark user image 732x444]

Tempting..

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Worth it.
Morena Baccarin is most hot. Especially in a pixy cut
 
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