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(MSN)   Your car wasn't stolen, you live in Chicago. Remember that song The Lincoln Park Pirates? It's kinda like that   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-12-02 4:44:45 AM  
7 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Everyone in Chicago knows this. I bet most of the towed cars were junkers or out of towners.
/love the dipshiat comments in the article.


At least one of them definitely does not live in Chicago, but Fox news told him everything he needs to know about the city.
 
2021-12-02 3:57:24 AM  
4 votes:
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
 
2021-12-02 3:29:07 AM  
3 votes:
Steve Goodman in the main!

I'm so happy I could buy a Vegimatic!  A Pocket Fishermen, too!
 
2021-12-02 7:13:56 AM  
1 vote:
I've gotta laugh at these comments. I'm willing to bet all of the folks saying everyone knew also exclusively ride a bicycle and rarely follows traffic signals.

/I've been. It's ok. Pizza is good. Lots of firecrackers being set off at night though.
 
2021-12-02 8:00:38 AM  
1 vote:

tuxq: I've gotta laugh at these comments. I'm willing to bet all of the folks saying everyone knew also exclusively ride a bicycle and rarely follows traffic signals.


Not only that, I'm betting that these people wear Hawaiian shirts with sweatpants and think Taco Bell was better back when they had green onions.  They're ALL like that.
 
2021-12-02 9:28:57 AM  
1 vote:

tuxq: /I've been. It's ok. Pizza is good. Lots of firecrackers being set off at night though.


"firecrackers"
 
2021-12-02 10:00:18 AM  
1 vote:
Is there enough other street parking available to hold all the cars in Chicago when they activate these rules?  It seems like some folks could get screwed just on the raw numbers
 
2021-12-02 1:06:59 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe they thought it started later...like 25 or 6 to 4?
 
2021-12-02 1:12:31 PM  
1 vote:

stray_capts: stray_capts: Well, when it snows here, I just park where I always do, in the driveway, in the barn or anywhere else I want on the farm.  Plow never bothers any of it.  Of course I live in Hicksville where land is worth less, not in an urban hellhole where humanity is worth less.  To each their own.

I should add I have to plow my own 800' driveway, and the folks in the city almost certainly do not.


I was impressed with how far superior you were to the millions of people in Chicago with their productive jobs and high GDP per-capita, but then you dropped the part about the driveway and now I'm just blown away.  You truly are a king among men.
 
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