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(ESPN)   The Dallas Cowboys and the New Orleans Saints are swooning right now as they meet in the Superdome for Thursday Night Football. Can Dak Prescott score big for the Cowboys? Or will the Saints march over them? Tune in and find out @ 8:20 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-12-01 8:42:28 PM  
Submitter - Please remember to include the start time in future threads.

Thanks!
 
2021-12-01 8:47:47 PM  
Tune in and find out @ 8:20 PM ET


Why do people do this? The game is on Thursday night.
 
2021-12-01 11:10:06 PM  

Badmoodman: Tune in and find out @ 8:20 PM ET


Why do people do this? The game is on Thursday night.


The majority of sports-related live threads are submitted the day/evening beforehand, as are threads about TV shows like SNL, Doctor Who, etc.
 
2021-12-01 11:49:27 PM  
F*ck everything my car's acting up, Mr.Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.
 
2021-12-02 12:19:16 AM  
The Saints seem to complete against the most talented teams best. I'm curious what the Saints will have in store defensively against Dallas.
 
2021-12-02 10:37:31 AM  

Pinnacle Point: The Saints seem to complete against the most talented teams best. I'm curious what the Saints will have in store defensively against Dallas.


Same.

/Took the Saints, getting 4.5.
 
2021-12-02 1:04:16 PM  
Can't be worse than most of the SNF and MNF games.

GO THNF!
 
2021-12-02 4:34:41 PM  

jaylectricity: Can't be worse than most of the SNF and MNF games.

GO THNF!


Easy for you to say.
 
2021-12-02 7:48:00 PM  
Dear baby football Jesus,

The Saints have suffered this year.  Breesus left to rejoin you in the holy broadcast booth. Michael Thomas suffered emotional and physical injuries in no small part due to this departure, and was out for the year.

But you saw fit to bless Winston with skill beyond what he had previously displayed. And for awhile things were good.  But alas, it was not to be as his ACL did not know it would be needed for the entire season.

Further, Kamara is hurt, and football baby Jesus You know how much he means to this team.

Countless other injuries, they make a loyal fan wonder what we did to upset You, and Your football?

So I humbly request that You give Your loyal servant a win against these Dallas Cowboys. They have flaunted their excellent start, and even though they have also suffered a few losses recently, they have been eyeing tonight as an easy win.  That should not be rewarded; hubris has always been their fatal flaw.

It is time.  Time to allow the Saints to have a chance in the season.  Time to strike at the hearts of the Ticket hosts and their far too early superb owl predictions.  I bear the Cowboys no ill will, merely to allow this game to serve as a reminder to them that the season is long and treacherous, and that any team can win on any given Thursday.

For us.  For the city.  For Breesus.  For You.

Faithfully Yours,

Marble
 
2021-12-02 7:51:47 PM  
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2021-12-02 7:57:30 PM  
Alright Cows. The last few weeks have been stupid. We need at least a 40 burger tonight to make up for the rotten meal you gave us on thanksgiving
 
2021-12-02 8:01:43 PM  
I don't care who wins so I'm rooting for the underdog. And I like to watch teams pull off upsets at home. But I'll be happy with a good competitive game.
 
2021-12-02 8:02:12 PM  
With Dallas' coaching and a couple of players out with COVID, the Saints have to win this. They may not be going anywhere this year, but if they don't win
 
2021-12-02 8:02:40 PM  
Unsolicited gaming pickslocks

Over 46 points
Amari Cooper to score first TD
Taysom Hill over 0.5 INT
 
2021-12-02 8:03:01 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: With Dallas' coaching and a couple of players out with COVID, the Saints have to win this. They may not be going anywhere this year, but if they don't win


If they don't win this they're definitely done.

/Tapped submit by accident
//Oops
 
2021-12-02 8:04:04 PM  

dark brew: Unsolicited gaming pickslocks

Over 46 points
Amari Cooper to score first TD
Taysom Hill over 0.5 INT


Is Amari even playing?
 
2021-12-02 8:04:37 PM  

Bunny Deville: dark brew: Unsolicited gaming pickslocks

Over 46 points
Amari Cooper to score first TD
Taysom Hill over 0.5 INT

Is Amari even playing?


Yep, he's back.
 
2021-12-02 8:06:44 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Badmoodman: Tune in and find out @ 8:20 PM ET


Why do people do this? The game is on Thursday night.

The majority of sports-related live threads are submitted the day/evening beforehand, as are threads about TV shows like SNL, Doctor Who, etc.


Exactly.  Normally the primary network (in the US) is included regarding start time given Fark is primarily a US audience.  I know for various sports threads (usually racing), I will submit usually 18-24 hours ahead of start times.  TV shows like 24 or Lost which I did a lot of threads were a full day ahead.
 
2021-12-02 8:10:45 PM  
JIMMY!!

Let's do this, Cows. We got all our receivers back. We're not sure what Taysom Hill is. Please be a good game, but also with us having the most points at the end. RAmen.
 
2021-12-02 8:12:07 PM  

Di Atribe: JIMMY!!

Let's do this, Cows. We got all our receivers back. We're not sure what Taysom Hill is. Please be a good game, but also with us having the most points at the end. RAmen.


Just pitch it to Tashard Choice
 
2021-12-02 8:12:40 PM  
Go Cowboys!

/ desperate Falcons fan.
 
2021-12-02 8:13:30 PM  
Dear Baby Football Jesus,

Ignore Marbleisheavy, he knows not what he types.

Faithfullier,

EvilToni
 
2021-12-02 8:13:52 PM  

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: JIMMY!!

Let's do this, Cows. We got all our receivers back. We're not sure what Taysom Hill is. Please be a good game, but also with us having the most points at the end. RAmen.

Just pitch it to Tashard Choice


That was like 12 years ago!! Why do we remember that!?? hahaha
 
2021-12-02 8:14:03 PM  
Did they imply that Troy Aikman was the QB of the 90s?
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2021-12-02 8:14:12 PM  
Go Cowboys! Do it for Di!

/been sick all week
//seems to be GI not covid
///got tested anyway
 
2021-12-02 8:14:13 PM  

EvilToni: Faithfullier,

EvilToni


Username does not check out.
 
2021-12-02 8:15:43 PM  

ariseatex: EvilToni: Faithfullier,

EvilToni

Username does not check out.


Shhh...
 
2021-12-02 8:16:11 PM  
All the talking heads picked the Cowboys to win.  Ergo, the Saints will win.
 
2021-12-02 8:16:18 PM  
Dakota... just because you have all your receivers back is no need to not throw three touchdown passes to Schultz. Help my heroes to kick some Flaming Unicorn ass!

/Oh Hi Di
 
2021-12-02 8:16:42 PM  
Completely random picks for this game.

One missed FG
Two interceptions
One safety
One ejection
Eleven combined punts
 
2021-12-02 8:17:00 PM  

Di Atribe: JIMMY!!

Let's do this, Cows. We got all our receivers back. We're not sure what Taysom Hill is. Please be a good game, but also with us having the most points at the end. RAmen.


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2021-12-02 8:17:14 PM  
Dallas is spending $205,509,436 this year and has 7 wins.  New Orleans is spending $191,862,111 this year and has 5 wins.  Dallas has spent (with 11 games out of 17 done) $18,996,670.55 per win so far to New Orleans' $24,829,214.36 per win.

Keeping these metrics in mind, with a win tonight by New Orleans they're still paying about $200MM to not win a Super Bowl... just like Dallas.
 
2021-12-02 8:17:36 PM  
Well, the Saints have been decimated by injury. The Cowboys have been decimated by disease.

My prediction is that the Cowboys will have to forfeit at halftime due to lack of players.
 
2021-12-02 8:17:53 PM  
I'm torn as I don't think I want either team to win. I suppose it helps the Vikings more to have the Saints lose, so Go Cowboys?

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2021-12-02 8:19:07 PM  

EvilToni: Dear Baby Football Jesus,

Ignore Marbleisheavy, he knows not what he types.

Faithfullier,

EvilToni


Too bad it's a Thursday game. This would have been a fun one to hang out again 😀
 
2021-12-02 8:19:18 PM  

Bunny Deville: Go Cowboys! Do it for Di!

/been sick all week
//seems to be GI not covid
///got tested anyway


Glad you don't have COVID, hope you feel better soon!
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-02 8:19:27 PM  

Wadded Beef: Pinnacle Point: The Saints seem to complete against the most talented teams best. I'm curious what the Saints will have in store defensively against Dallas.

Same.

/Took the Saints, getting 4.5.


You got got, Caesars is giving them 6.5 currently
 
2021-12-02 8:19:50 PM  

ariseatex: All the talking heads picked the Cowboys to win.  Ergo, the Saints will win.


Shush
 
2021-12-02 8:20:05 PM  

ariseatex: Username does not check out.


You have no idea.

Hillbilly Jim: Dakota... just because you have all your receivers back is no need to not throw three touchdown passes to Schultz. Help my heroes to kick some Flaming Unicorn ass!

/Oh Hi Di


Oh hi, Jim! Between the two of us, we've got half the team out there tonight! :o

Polish Hussar:

Hiya, PH! I love Adele.... just FYI.
 
2021-12-02 8:20:11 PM  

Polish Hussar: Bunny Deville: Go Cowboys! Do it for Di!

/been sick all week
//seems to be GI not covid
///got tested anyway

Glad you don't have COVID, hope you feel better soon!


Well, technically the jury is still out on that. Waiting for test results for me and Elder Child now..
 
2021-12-02 8:20:15 PM  
I THINK IT'S TIME TO WATCH A GAME OF FOOTBALL!

Oh wait, it's Thursday.

Eugh.

Well... this works too.

I guess.
 
2021-12-02 8:20:31 PM  

cfreak: EvilToni: Dear Baby Football Jesus,

Ignore Marbleisheavy, he knows not what he types.

Faithfullier,

EvilToni

Too bad it's a Thursday game. This would have been a fun one to hang out again 😀


Yeah I saw this one on the schedule and got excited for that, then realized it was a Thursday night game.  Stupid school nights.
 
2021-12-02 8:21:58 PM  
NOW CALIBRATING...

Dak Prescott, Delhomme Rating - 0.0
Taysom Hill, Delhomme Rating - 0.0
 
2021-12-02 8:22:03 PM  
Oh crap, the Cowboys have a Falcons coach?  Take Nawlins and all the points.
 
2021-12-02 8:22:22 PM  
Well the Cows should be ok without McCarthy, they're used to having a .500-ish coach on the sidelines.
 
2021-12-02 8:23:05 PM  
I'm starting Tayson over Wilson this week. I'm not sure it's going to pan out for me.
 
2021-12-02 8:23:13 PM  
And here we go ...
 
2021-12-02 8:23:58 PM  
The Saints uniforms are annoying.
 
2021-12-02 8:24:03 PM  

robsul82: NOW CALIBRATING...

Dak Prescott, Delhomme Rating - 0.0
Taysom Hill, Delhomme Rating - 0.0


Aaaaaaaaaaaay it's rob!!! Hey, bud!
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-02 8:24:13 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm starting Tayson over Wilson this week. I'm not sure it's going to pan out for me.


Taysom throws 450 for 5 tds

/Congrats, I just ruined your points
//I'm literally always wrong about sports predictions
 
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