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2021-12-02 12:22:24 AM  
That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.
 
2021-12-02 12:22:55 AM  
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Gif as in gifted. Duh.
 
2021-12-02 12:28:02 AM  

chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.


And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.
 
2021-12-02 12:29:00 AM  
So I'm gender neutral, non-binary, and somehow they ripped my skin off and bleached it a bit.
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2021-12-02 12:30:47 AM  
What I like is how they make their pants and stuff with a completly mismatched pattern of pieces and tones, exactly how people use animal leathers.
 
2021-12-02 12:31:31 AM  
So, I'm pissed those aren't real. (I mean, not real real, but available for purchase)
I want shoes that have human teeth (fake, or, whatever) instead of soles more than anything I've ever wanted in my life.
 
2021-12-02 12:32:34 AM  

jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.


They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.
 
2021-12-02 12:32:44 AM  
Do I get to choose what body-part's skin my items are made from?

/looking for a double-breasted trenchcoat.
 
2021-12-02 12:33:06 AM  
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2021-12-02 12:34:13 AM  
What does PETA make from the hides of all the dogs and cats they kill at their shelters?
 
2021-12-02 12:36:24 AM  
Damn i was so wanting an authentic leather face mask
 
2021-12-02 12:37:41 AM  

stoli n coke: What does PETA make from the hides of all the dogs and cats they kill at their shelters?


This. That pretty much sums up PETA.
 
2021-12-02 12:41:10 AM  

IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.


All I know is, I'm craving some Wendy's.  Think I'll get two Triples, like I used to do when I worked there
 
2021-12-02 12:42:14 AM  

waxbeans: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

All I know is, I'm craving some Wendy's.  Think I'll get two Triples, like I used to do when I worked there


Two JBCs and and 2 4 piece. And that's how I got through highschool and college.
 
2021-12-02 12:46:18 AM  

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Necronomicon Ex-Mortis was my first thought as well. Maybe Sam Raimi can sue them for copyright infringement?
 
2021-12-02 12:47:01 AM  

Prof. Frink: Do I get to choose what body-part's skin my items are made from?

/looking for a double-breasted trenchcoat.


Is it reversible?
 
2021-12-02 12:47:23 AM  
My theory, which is mine, is that the reason PETA is trying to get us to eat less meat and wear less leather is that it's actually run by a consortium of soybean growers and faux leather manufacturers.
 
2021-12-02 12:48:11 AM  

waxbeans: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

All I know is, I'm craving some Wendy's.  Think I'll get two Triples, like I used to do when I worked there


It's 1 am here in NYC and reading that, now I'm craving too. But gotta wake up early so eating now would fark up the sleep cycle.

Thanks bud
 
2021-12-02 12:49:56 AM  

jaivirtualcard: waxbeans: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

All I know is, I'm craving some Wendy's.  Think I'll get two Triples, like I used to do when I worked there

It's 1 am here in NYC and reading that, now I'm craving too. But gotta wake up early so eating now would fark up the sleep cycle.

Thanks bud


🖐👅🙋
 
2021-12-02 12:52:08 AM  

fragMasterFlash: NINEv2: [Fark user image 399x218] [View Full Size image _x_]

Necronomicon Ex-Mortis was my first thought as well. Maybe Sam Raimi can sue them for copyright infringement?


Only if you say the words
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2021-12-02 12:53:12 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: My theory, which is mine, is that the reason PETA is trying to get us to eat less meat and wear less leather is that it's actually run by a consortium of soybean growers and faux leather manufacturers.


More like in the pocket of "big shoe." Somehow we can engineer something like Kevlar, but we can't make a farking shoe that can handle more than six months of above average wear unless it is made out of leather.
 
2021-12-02 12:53:33 AM  
this WILL give some folks ideas.....thanks pita.
 
2021-12-02 12:54:54 AM  

Prof. Frink: Do I get to choose what body-part's skin my items are made from?

/looking for a double-breasted trenchcoat.


I want a wallet that converts into a suitcase.
 
2021-12-02 12:55:10 AM  

IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.


They literally only exist to do two things: kill animals and bring in money.
 
2021-12-02 12:55:44 AM  
Man, I was totally going to order that jacket.
 
2021-12-02 12:55:50 AM  
Two words:

Wrinkly Dicebag.
 
2021-12-02 12:56:28 AM  
Great. One more thing the funeral home will try to sell for your "loving memories"
 
2021-12-02 12:56:49 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: My theory, which is mine, is that the reason PETA is trying to get us to eat less meat and wear less leather is that it's actually run by a consortium of soybean growers and faux leather manufacturers.


Soybeans lead to 79 genders
 
2021-12-02 1:00:58 AM  
F*ck PETA.

Recall that one of their higher-ups, when confronted about taking animal-derived insulin, said that it was worth it for those animals to die for her to live because she could save even more animals that way.

They also fat-shame and they've run various misogynistic ads.

F*ck PETA. F*ck them to death.
 
2021-12-02 1:01:53 AM  
Do they sell any German-made lampshades?
 
2021-12-02 1:03:03 AM  

meanmutton: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

They literally only exist to do two things: kill animals and bring in money.


Sounds a lot like the NRA
 
2021-12-02 1:12:43 AM  
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2021-12-02 1:13:40 AM  

Begoggle: meanmutton: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

They literally only exist to do two things: kill animals and bring in money.

Sounds a lot like the NRA


Good. Animals that NRA kill are invasive species and generally very bad for environment. Greta should support them and not fattie bashers and puppy killers
 
2021-12-02 1:20:44 AM  
I'll bring the lotion and the basket.
 
2021-12-02 1:23:47 AM  

KodosZardoz: I'll bring the lotion and the basket.


PUT THE FARKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET!
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2021-12-02 1:25:13 AM  
LewDux:

We wouldn't HAVE to kill invasive species if the nra hadn't killed all the wolves, bears, and chupcabrae  first.

You think nutria have more suck than a goat inside?
 
2021-12-02 1:32:19 AM  

stoli n coke: What does PETA make from the hides of all the dogs and cats they kill at their shelters?


Lotion. Pay attention.
 
2021-12-02 1:33:41 AM  

waxbeans: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

All I know is, I'm craving some Wendy's.  Think I'll get two Triples, like I used to do when I worked there


I don't know if you know this, but Wendy's burgers went to shiat about 15 years ago. I think PETA got to them too.
 
2021-12-02 1:34:42 AM  
1) That is weird as f*ck.  But not a single person was harmed, and I believe in free speech.  So I will not be a consumer of those products.  Meh.  Get on with your bad self..for lack of a better term and clichè.

2) I have said this before on Fark.......my favorite strip club in Portland is a vegan establishment.  The vast majority of beers are vegan-friendly...as are all most of if not all liquors.  So I have a steak dinner at another place before going there, and it's all good.
 
2021-12-02 1:35:32 AM  

Prof. Frink: Do I get to choose what body-part's skin my items are made from?

/looking for a double-breasted trenchcoat.


/I see what you did there
 
2021-12-02 1:36:59 AM  

leeksfromchichis: LewDux:

We wouldn't HAVE to kill invasive species if the nra hadn't killed all the wolves, bears, and chupcabrae  first.

You think nutria have more suck than a goat inside?


I think he means people.
 
2021-12-02 1:37:59 AM  
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2021-12-02 1:46:17 AM  

The_Sponge: 1) That is weird as f*ck.  But not a single person was harmed, and I believe in free speech.  So I will not be a consumer of those products.  Meh.  Get on with your bad self..for lack of a better term and clichè.

2) I have said this before on Fark.......my favorite strip club in Portland is a vegan establishment.  The vast majority of beers are vegan-friendly...as are all most of if not all liquors.  So I have a steak dinner at another place before going there, and it's all good.


There are beers and liquors that aren't vegan?

Other than jello shots and those weird drinks with egg in them, what animal parts are used in alcohol?
 
2021-12-02 1:51:15 AM  
I like how they say the clothes are made from a single person, but then you look at the jacket or the dress and there's like, 4 noses and 6 ears on it.
 
2021-12-02 1:53:36 AM  

Moose out front: I like how they say the clothes are made from a single person, but then you look at the jacket or the dress and there's like, 4 noses and 6 ears on it.


Thinly sliced.
 
2021-12-02 1:53:48 AM  
i used to support PETA. one day i saw a bird in distress and tried to get through to PETA to enlist some local help. it was impossible, their system is not made to be user friendly or to react with hands-on assistance. never donated again.
 
2021-12-02 1:57:07 AM  

mcmnky: The_Sponge: 1) That is weird as f*ck.  But not a single person was harmed, and I believe in free speech.  So I will not be a consumer of those products.  Meh.  Get on with your bad self..for lack of a better term and clichè.

2) I have said this before on Fark.......my favorite strip club in Portland is a vegan establishment.  The vast majority of beers are vegan-friendly...as are all most of if not all liquors.  So I have a steak dinner at another place before going there, and it's all good.

There are beers and liquors that aren't vegan?

Other than jello shots and those weird drinks with egg in them, what animal parts are used in alcohol?


The alcohol itself is always fermented from grains, but beer can be made with clarifying agents like gelatin or isinglass.
 
2021-12-02 1:57:50 AM  

mcmnky: The_Sponge: 1) That is weird as f*ck.  But not a single person was harmed, and I believe in free speech.  So I will not be a consumer of those products.  Meh.  Get on with your bad self..for lack of a better term and clichè.

2) I have said this before on Fark.......my favorite strip club in Portland is a vegan establishment.  The vast majority of beers are vegan-friendly...as are all most of if not all liquors.  So I have a steak dinner at another place before going there, and it's all good.

There are beers and liquors that aren't vegan?

Other than jello shots and those weird drinks with egg in them, what animal parts are used in alcohol?


I am almost certain that liquors are vegan friendly...with some exceptions where an insect or animal is in the bottle.

Now...when it comes to beer....

Some beers contains small amount of isinglass...which is a fancy way of saying "fish bladders".  IIRC, it was used in Guinness...but not so much in these modern times.  Some breweries might use it as an ingredient, although I could be wrong.

In all fairness, I posted this without using Google.
 
2021-12-02 1:58:13 AM  

LewDux: Begoggle: meanmutton: IamAwake: jaivirtualcard: chawco: That was so f*cking metal.

Totally brutal. Someone needs to sell for reals.

And advertise it next to peta billboards

PETA is a piece of shiat organization which is in more for the attention whoaring and money.

They are literally trying, exclusively with no other purpose, to draw attention to a particular cause.  So hey!  Guess that worked, good on them.

They literally only exist to do two things: kill animals and bring in money.

Sounds a lot like the NRA

Good. Animals that NRA kill are invasive species and generally very bad for environment. Greta should support them and not fattie bashers and puppy killers


Yikes.
You sound like a loony.
Both PETA and the NRA are bad.
The NRA is worse, though, because they support killing humans.
 
2021-12-02 1:58:37 AM  

mcmnky: The_Sponge: 1) That is weird as f*ck.  But not a single person was harmed, and I believe in free speech.  So I will not be a consumer of those products.  Meh.  Get on with your bad self..for lack of a better term and clichè.

2) I have said this before on Fark.......my favorite strip club in Portland is a vegan establishment.  The vast majority of beers are vegan-friendly...as are all most of if not all liquors.  So I have a steak dinner at another place before going there, and it's all good.

There are beers and liquors that aren't vegan?

Other than jello shots and those weird drinks with egg in them, what animal parts are used in alcohol?


Most hard alcohol IS vegan, except for stuff like Irish Cream obviously.

Beer and wine though, typically undergo a process called "clarification" that uses ingredients that remove particles from them, making them appear clearer. Less hazy or cloudy. The clarification ingredients are made from animal products.

It's super easy to make vegan beer and wine though. You can just not clarify them, or you can use vegan clarifiers. They're a little more expensive though, which is why most commercial beer and wine isn't vegan.
 
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