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(Some Guy)   National cookie day is Saturday the 4th. Here is where you can score some freebies. Haters of cookies on the left, favorites to the right. And if you hate cookies you are dead inside   (mashed.com) divider line
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2021-12-01 6:11:37 PM  
9 votes:
Salted caramel chocolate chip, coming out of my oven tonight
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2021-12-01 4:41:59 PM  
8 votes:
I like not-overly-sweet oatmeal cookies.

with raisins!  muhaaaha
 
2021-12-01 4:51:21 PM  
8 votes:
This time of year there are two cookies which do it for me.
White sugar cookies with blue frosting shaped like dreidels, menorahs, and stars of David
Mandelbrot baked twice and rolled in cinnamon and sugar.

Sadly, as of this year, they will never be the same.
Miss you, Mom.
 
2021-12-01 3:27:48 PM  
6 votes:
Who wouldn't like cookies? It's like not liking oxygen or water.
 
2021-12-01 4:12:22 PM  
5 votes:
Mrs. Facue just made a batch of butterscotch oatmeal cookies and a batch of chocolate chip cookies.  We're good.
 
2021-12-01 6:00:34 PM  
5 votes:

Short Victoria's War: I like not-overly-sweet oatmeal cookies.

with raisins!  muhaaaha



Anyname's soon to be famous Oatmeal Cookies

1 cup melted butter (two sticks)
2 cups packed dark brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
2 eggs
2 tablespoons molasses
1 tablespoons milk
2 cups whole wheat flour
2.5 cups rolled oats (not instant)
2 cups raisins

Beat butter with mixer on medium for 30 seconds. Add brown sugar, baking soda and baking powder. Beat till combined. Add eggs, molasses and milk. Beat till combined. Add whole wheat flour, oats and raisins. Mix by hand till combined.

Drop tablespoon sized pieces on un-greased non-stick cookie sheet and bake @ 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 minutes
 
2021-12-01 4:47:44 PM  
3 votes:
I made a few dozen double chocolate cookies yesterday. There are still some left, so I was prepared for this headline and will now go get one. Or two. And some milk.
 
2021-12-01 8:29:02 PM  
3 votes:
As much as I love making fresh baked dark chocolate chunk cookies from scratch, I'm not above murdering a sleeve of Keebler Pecan Sandies.
 
2021-12-02 7:27:45 AM  
3 votes:
I haven't made nor eaten (an entire) cookie in over 10 years. Just not much of a sweets guy.

HOWEVER! I now have a hankering for English toffee cookies.

I'm also craving rum cake for some odd reason.

So if some Farker wants to go ahead and make me both, that would be grand.
 
2021-12-01 5:08:20 PM  
2 votes:

Combustion: Who wouldn't like cookies? It's like not liking oxygen or water.


The same kind of people who hate puppies , kittens , dolphins and unicorns . That's who .
 
2021-12-01 6:50:39 PM  
2 votes:

testosteronephobe: Salted caramel chocolate chip, coming out of my oven tonight
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I don't even care for salted caramel and I would demolish those.

Although I feel obligated to quibble about whether bars count as cookies.
 
2021-12-01 7:13:21 PM  
2 votes:

sorceror: My wife owns a bakery. Turns out it's not possible to have more cookies than you want, but it's possible to have more than you should.


My high school girlfriend ended up with a cool job at a bakery. I'd stop in all the time when she was working and the boss wasn't there.

The only thing better than a cookie is a free cookie.
 
2021-12-01 7:21:06 PM  
2 votes:

tintar: Combustion: sorceror: My wife owns a bakery. Turns out it's not possible to have more cookies than you want, but it's possible to have more than you should.

My high school girlfriend ended up with a cool job at a bakery. I'd stop in all the time when she was working and the boss wasn't there.

The only thing better than a cookie is a free cookie.

please tell us there was also nookie


And she called me her Wookie!
 
2021-12-01 4:54:34 PM  
1 vote:
It's been a while, but I use to make mom's chocolate chip cookies and just freeze
 
2021-12-01 4:56:23 PM  
1 vote:
I like Fig Newtons. Does that count?
 
2021-12-01 5:02:11 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: I like Fig Newtons. Does that count?


Get out.
 
2021-12-01 8:40:44 PM  
1 vote:
cookie monster i did it all for the cookie!
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2021-12-01 8:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
Ha! I am dead inside. Don't hate em. I just don't care for sweets and my meal each day is chosen purely based on protein and flavor.

Not sugar with sugar and more sugar, oh wait this one has nuts and sugar!

Ok I'll admit I love homemade oatmeal rasin cookies. But those growing up was just a shiatload of brown sugar and butter.
 
2021-12-02 6:52:30 AM  
1 vote:
not sure if the date-pecan-coconut-cranberry cha-masala balls count as cookies, but they totally disappear.

1c pecan scrabblings (or, y'know, whatever/any nut is cheap/present)
1/2c unsweetened coconut
1/2c dates (sans-pierre often good)
1/2c dried cranberries (cherries blueberries who the hell cares)
1T oil (I mean coconut might help but I just use nice olive)
1/2t vanilla
1/4t salt (or double it, I did, makes it even more addictive)
1/2t tea-masala (pff, sometimes I make my own, but this was just pre-made retail Everest brand, is one of my favorite lazy ones)
- scrobble in food-processor until not-too-coarse
- form consistent vehicles in your forming-hand
- refrigerate and serve
- inhale

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otherwise, a favorite is always birbsnest/thumbprint - everyone gets to pick their favorite preserves, and it's perfectly messy to enslave the chitlins' assistance.
 
2021-12-02 8:24:43 AM  
1 vote:

waxbeans: Most Stuf Oreos.
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If your cookie needs milk, it's actually not good.


I'm surprised they haven't just gone all in and started selling spreadable Oreo "cream".
 
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