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(CNN)   McDonalds Holiday Pies are back with a helpful picture of what a vanilla custard pastry with sprinkles looks like. Any joke I make is going to get me banned so have at it   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-12-01 3:00:01 PM  
Bring it on
 
2021-12-01 3:41:52 PM  
or remember that custard long johns always exist in donut shops
 
2021-12-01 3:43:42 PM  

lifeslammer: or remember that custard long johns always exist in donut shops


That's weird, I always keep custardy long johns in my ass, but I guess I can try keeping them in a donut shop?
 
2021-12-01 3:48:20 PM  
I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...
 
2021-12-01 3:55:46 PM  
They can't match the old deep fried cherry pies which would burn your mouth with molten cherry goo.
 
2021-12-01 3:56:08 PM  
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Pus infection in my Pop-Tart? It's more common than you think.
 
2021-12-01 4:02:52 PM  

skiinstructor: I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...


I actually kind of miss those.  Right now, there is nothing on their menu luring me to any McD's.  I haven't had the desire to patronize them for about a decade.
 
2021-12-01 4:04:05 PM  

skiinstructor: I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...


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2021-12-01 4:11:08 PM  

skiinstructor: I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...


Popeye's have a apple one and sometimes a fruit and creme cheese ones
 
2021-12-01 4:17:13 PM  
You might wanna get that checked out.
 
2021-12-01 4:32:54 PM  
Cream filled things is how I got my son.


/No, I didn't have sex with a donut.
 
2021-12-01 4:35:18 PM  

Rapmaster2000: They can't match the old deep fried cherry pies which would burn your mouth with molten cherry goo.


Those pies were the best.
 
2021-12-01 4:35:36 PM  
What, everybody loves a cream pie.

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/Just be glad it wasn't cream pie for children
 
2021-12-01 4:36:58 PM  

hissatsu: What, everybody loves a cream pie.

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/Just be glad it wasn't cream pie for children


came here for this, leaving satisfied.

/wait are we still not doing phrasing
 
2021-12-01 4:42:26 PM  

harleyquinnical: skiinstructor: I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...

I actually kind of miss those.  Right now, there is nothing on their menu luring me to any McD's.  I haven't had the desire to patronize them for about a decade.


The dollar-ish menu isn't bad, for what you pay. If you're on the road, one thing McDonalds does better than anyone else is consistency. It may be bland and overly salty, but it's the same everywhere, will fill you up, and likely won't Taco Bell your digestive tract. Their motto should be "No Surprises".
 
2021-12-01 4:43:46 PM  
Vanilla custard is the worst filling.

Fight me.
 
2021-12-01 4:46:35 PM  

hissatsu: What, everybody loves a cream pie.

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/Just be glad it wasn't cream pie for children


The one on the left seems bigger
 
2021-12-01 4:47:28 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Vanilla custard is the worst filling.

Fight me.


Durian cream. I win.
 
2021-12-01 4:57:50 PM  
Those things look like they're filled with Mac n cheese
 
2021-12-01 5:03:05 PM  

skiinstructor: I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...


Ah, that's a shop in the Arbuckle mountains, halfway between Dallas and OKC. A nice excuse to stretch the legs that isn't a casino.
 
2021-12-01 5:05:58 PM  

lifeslammer: or remember that custard long johns always exist in donut shops


Hah, they do not. First, it's pudding, not custard. Second, these are warm pies, while donut shops serve them room temperature.
 
2021-12-01 5:22:08 PM  
Starbucks at McD's? That is rare!

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2021-12-01 6:16:26 PM  
Little disappointed in Fark today. The correct answer was:
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2021-12-01 6:42:21 PM  

wild9: Cream filled things is how I got my son.


/No, I didn't have sex with a donut.


Of course not. That would be barbaric. It was an eclair.
 
2021-12-01 6:54:19 PM  
While in Hawaii, we partook of a taro pie at McD.  Tasted a lot like poi.  My wife posted a picture of the standup advertisement on one of her accounts and got several thousand likes.

She loves vanilla and will eat at least one in the next weeks.

Lemon would be even better, in her opinion.
 
2021-12-01 6:56:07 PM  

mrmopar5287: lifeslammer: or remember that custard long johns always exist in donut shops

Hah, they do not. First, it's pudding, not custard. Second, these are warm pies, while donut shops serve them room temperature.


So....what youre saying is you are too stupid to figure out how to warm up a pastry?
 
2021-12-01 6:59:50 PM  
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2021-12-01 7:05:35 PM  

lifeslammer: So....what youre saying is you are too stupid to figure out how to warm up a pastry?


Warming up pudding does not make it custard.

Though, neither is McDonald's holiday pie. The ingredients don't include egg.
 
2021-12-01 7:25:04 PM  

Bannanaslug: Little disappointed in Fark today. The correct answer was:
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*shakes tiny fist* I was cropping mine, darn it!

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2021-12-01 8:16:22 PM  

natazha: While in Hawaii, we partook of a taro pie at McD.  Tasted a lot like poi.  My wife posted a picture of the standup advertisement on one of her accounts and got several thousand likes.

She loves vanilla and will eat at least one in the next weeks.

Lemon would be even better, in her opinion.


le sigh, ages since I had a taro green tea

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/stuff is like crack
//hot or cold
///hold the boba please tho'
 
2021-12-01 9:16:36 PM  
One of the big boys at work brought McDonald's for the whole crew last week.

With my history of working in hundreds of those damn things, I knew better.

But breakfast burrito!

It was like sad sausage. Like Jimmy Dean makes a superior breakfast sausage. And the salsa packets were pathetic in flavor and or heat. So I stood on a cold windy roof waiting for a crane, and eating a bland flour tortilla of sadness, wondering what asshole would reward people with sadness and not even bring coffee on a cold day and an icy roof.
 
2021-12-01 10:34:17 PM  

Axeofjudgement: One of the big boys at work brought McDonald's for the whole crew last week.

With my history of working in hundreds of those damn things, I knew better.

But breakfast burrito!

It was like sad sausage. Like Jimmy Dean makes a superior breakfast sausage. And the salsa packets were pathetic in flavor and or heat. So I stood on a cold windy roof waiting for a crane, and eating a bland flour tortilla of sadness, wondering what asshole would reward people with sadness and not even bring coffee on a cold day and an icy roof.


You, sir, need to stop at the taco truck...
 
2021-12-01 10:59:04 PM  

skiinstructor: Axeofjudgement: One of the big boys at work brought McDonald's for the whole crew last week.

With my history of working in hundreds of those damn things, I knew better.

But breakfast burrito!

It was like sad sausage. Like Jimmy Dean makes a superior breakfast sausage. And the salsa packets were pathetic in flavor and or heat. So I stood on a cold windy roof waiting for a crane, and eating a bland flour tortilla of sadness, wondering what asshole would reward people with sadness and not even bring coffee on a cold day and an icy roof.

You, sir, need to stop at the taco truck...


I lived in Austin for 3 years. I know all about the taco trucks.

But there isn't one around every corner like I was promised.
 
2021-12-02 12:55:36 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: skiinstructor: I wouldnt mind an apple or cherry pie, old school fried in beef tallow...

Popeye's have a apple one and sometimes a fruit and creme cheese ones


Dude their chocolate beignets are pure heroin.

And who the fark wants a creampie from McDs anyways?
 
2021-12-02 12:56:49 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: Vanilla custard is the worst filling.

Fight me.


Vanilla creme brulee is awesome.

/hadoken!
 
2021-12-02 8:09:57 AM  
Cream pie is when they show the cum oozing out of the pussy.
 
2021-12-02 4:48:29 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Vanilla custard is the worst filling.

Fight me.


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2021-12-02 7:49:27 PM  

NINEv2: Needlessly Complicated: Vanilla custard is the worst filling.

Fight me.

Vanilla creme brulee is awesome.

/hadoken!


Then it's not filling.

I love vanilla creme brulee... or flan... or creme catalan.  (Though creme catalan is better if scented with orange peel and cinnamon sticks.)

I just don't like it as filler for things.
 
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