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(The Smoking Gun)   Suspect pins blame on "big snake" (but not that one)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2021-12-01 2:41:33 PM  
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Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2021-12-01 3:27:01 PM  
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.RIDE THE SNAKE!!!
 
2021-12-01 4:05:56 PM  
Does it rattle?
 
2021-12-01 4:09:13 PM  
Dude doesn't look too cracked out. Perhaps he self medicates just enough to keep his mental illness demons mostly at bay? Or maybe he is just thieving addict looking to dodge serious jail time?
 
TWX
2021-12-01 4:10:14 PM  
Here Comes the Snake
Youtube SYOUmh3j-WA
 
2021-12-01 4:11:57 PM  

WGJ: [Fark user image 225x282]
Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.


Also, in his yearbook, he was voted as the "Most Likely To Break Into A House Based On A Conversation With A Snake".
 
2021-12-01 4:14:50 PM  
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"BIG SNAKE WENT THERE"

/obligatory
//too small to meme
 
2021-12-01 4:15:28 PM  
Did the snake also offer him an apple?
 
2021-12-01 4:20:41 PM  
The affidavit notes that Terry has a "lengthy" criminal history.

Unpossible
 
2021-12-01 4:24:05 PM  
It's those darned Slytherin kids again!
 
2021-12-01 4:31:15 PM  
Well, some say a big snake is responsible for all of our sins.
 
2021-12-01 4:37:52 PM  
Has that excuse ever worked?
 
2021-12-01 4:44:59 PM  

Jeff5: Has that excuse ever worked?


Yes it has!  It has worked for millennia.  It is, of course, one of my current favorites.
 
2021-12-01 4:50:45 PM  
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2021-12-01 4:52:38 PM  

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.RIDE THE SNAKE!!!


Dagnabbit!! That's what I get for posting before reading the entire thread.
 
2021-12-01 4:57:25 PM  
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2021-12-01 5:01:47 PM  
He wanted to get a ride to the lake?


The Doors - The End (1967) [full song] lyrics
Youtube -QdweRuvVEA
 
2021-12-01 5:02:36 PM  
Pro tip: Never go to James Earl Jones' parties. He will let you in the door but you're not leaving
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2021-12-01 5:22:50 PM  
Here's an example of what a big Louisiana snake who's giving advice to a crackhead might look like:
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2021-12-01 6:28:01 PM  
Crack make you wack ...y
 
2021-12-01 10:02:58 PM  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNOYO6ZBsU

It's a big snake (It's a big snake)
It's a big snake (It's a big snake)
 
2021-12-02 12:11:39 AM  

WGJ: [Fark user image 225x282]
Looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.


Betting drugs were involved.
 
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