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2021-12-01 7:30:35 PM  
It's all fun and games until a slatted chair comes into play.
 
2021-12-01 8:42:48 PM  
Oh a fancy lad, eh?
 
2021-12-01 8:43:43 PM  
He just draws dicks, okay?!
 
2021-12-01 8:46:39 PM  
Heh, heh, he said "raise".
 
2021-12-01 8:46:51 PM  

AlgaeRancher: It's all fun and games until a slatted chair comes into play.


Unless there is something I'm missing about the story, I've never bought that as true in the slightest. Physically, it makes no sense.
 
2021-12-01 8:47:53 PM  
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2021-12-01 8:50:25 PM  
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2021-12-01 8:51:07 PM  
I should add that I've seen the supposed chair when the fellow was flipping it off after extricating himself from this horrible situation that he just had to post about as it was happening. I haven't seen the fellow's balls but balls don't go through those slats.
 
2021-12-01 8:52:12 PM  
Needs a pair of roundabouts
 
2021-12-01 8:53:52 PM  

WoodyHayes: I should add that I've seen the supposed chair when the fellow was flipping it off after extricating himself from this horrible situation that he just had to post about as it was happening. I haven't seen the fellow's balls but balls don't go through those slats.


You have thought a lot about that guys balls...
 
2021-12-01 8:55:40 PM  
Zardoz disapproves.

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2021-12-01 8:56:33 PM  
if it is shaped like that i think there might be another problem...
 
2021-12-01 8:59:02 PM  

WoodyHayes: I should add that I've seen the supposed chair when the fellow was flipping it off after extricating himself from this horrible situation that he just had to post about as it was happening. I haven't seen the fellow's balls but balls don't go through those slats.


So help me god if you ruin lipstick cat next...
 
2021-12-01 9:05:40 PM  
Some people just see penises everywhere.
 
2021-12-01 9:06:52 PM  

8 inches: Some people just see penises everywhere.


Username checks out
 
2021-12-01 9:10:39 PM  
I met a guy who had made a "dirt racing track" of a trucker mud-flap woman. (It was not quite the right shape)

Weirdo was trying to talk me into a date and thought it was an impressive talking point...AFTER telling me about his 3 divorces and his upcoming 4th with a pregnant woman more than half his age.

I kinda figure this guy just wanted a seemingly noble reason for his dick-shaped running trail that was done for the lulz.
 
2021-12-01 9:15:38 PM  
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it's no senhor testiculo
 
2021-12-01 9:19:18 PM  
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2021-12-01 9:22:08 PM  
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2021-12-01 9:22:40 PM  

BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: I should add that I've seen the supposed chair when the fellow was flipping it off after extricating himself from this horrible situation that he just had to post about as it was happening. I haven't seen the fellow's balls but balls don't go through those slats.

So help me god if you ruin lipstick cat next...


The poor fellow did post a photo of his unfortunate situation. It still exists online, if you want that in your Google search history.
 
2021-12-01 9:23:41 PM  

WoodyHayes: I should add that I've seen the supposed chair when the fellow was flipping it off after extricating himself from this horrible situation that he just had to post about as it was happening. I haven't seen the fellow's balls but balls don't go through those slats.


It wasn't his entire scrotum (i.e. balls and all) that were caught. It was a loose flap of scrotum skin that was stuck between the slats. I remember that thread and recall the guy posting a picture he took of under the chair showing the offending (offended?) flap of skin that had made its way through the slats. But I do agree with your skepticism, as that was the moment I mentally called BS on the whole thing. I immediately got 'selling a chrome teapot on ebay' vibes. But hey, he got the internet to look at a bit of his ball sack, so win I guess.
 
2021-12-01 9:33:37 PM  

AlgaeRancher: 8 inches: Some people just see penises everywhere.

Username checks out


Username che... dammit
 
2021-12-01 9:35:17 PM  
its amazing how much we see an obvious dick in those terrible drawings.
 
2021-12-01 9:39:03 PM  
Wait.

Which end is the glans?
 
2021-12-01 9:51:18 PM  

chawco: AlgaeRancher: 8 inches: Some people just see penises everywhere.

Username checks out

Username che... dammit


Some traditions must be upheld
 
2021-12-01 9:55:30 PM  

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it's no senhor testiculo


So that's where that went...
 
2021-12-01 10:01:30 PM  

WoodyHayes: I should add that I've seen the supposed chair when the fellow was flipping it off after extricating himself from this horrible situation that he just had to post about as it was happening. I haven't seen the fellow's balls but balls don't go through those slats.


Maybe he's a juicer
 
2021-12-01 10:03:07 PM  
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2021-12-01 10:04:07 PM  

Snaptastic: I met a guy who had made a "dirt racing track" of a trucker mud-flap woman. (It was not quite the right shape)

Weirdo was trying to talk me into a date and thought it was an impressive talking point...AFTER telling me about his 3 divorces and his upcoming 4th with a pregnant woman more than half his age.

I kinda figure this guy just wanted a seemingly noble reason for his dick-shaped running trail that was done for the lulz.


Do you work at the truck stop, or were you just getting gas?
 
2021-12-01 10:04:14 PM  
The hell is a Clontarf?
 
2021-12-01 11:22:00 PM  
What a wanker
 
2021-12-01 11:29:03 PM  

bughunter: Wait.

Which end is the glans?


Come on man!  I can see it and i need coke bottle glasses to see small stuff close up.  And i need a new prescription for those.
 
2021-12-01 11:31:06 PM  

noitsnot: Snaptastic: I met a guy who had made a "dirt racing track" of a trucker mud-flap woman. (It was not quite the right shape)

Weirdo was trying to talk me into a date and thought it was an impressive talking point...AFTER telling me about his 3 divorces and his upcoming 4th with a pregnant woman more than half his age.

I kinda figure this guy just wanted a seemingly noble reason for his dick-shaped running trail that was done for the lulz.

Do you work at the truck stop, or were you just getting gas?


If memory serves, he was a home repairman of some sort.

Being a single woman can draw out the weirdos...which seems like bad business practice because I blocked his number and never recommended him to anyone.
 
2021-12-01 11:48:00 PM  

Snaptastic: a pregnant woman more than half his age


Um...  So maybe his age?  Or a year older?

;-)
 
2021-12-02 12:47:26 AM  

jackandwater: bughunter: Wait.

Which end is the glans?

Come on man!  I can see it and i need coke bottle glasses to see small stuff close up.  And i need a new prescription for those.


I have an interpretation.

But I have doubts...
 
2021-12-02 3:59:03 AM  

AlgaeRancher: It's all fun and games until a slatted chair comes into play.


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2021-12-02 8:24:31 AM  
It's funny how they're all concerned until after age 35. I guess they figured if you haven't reproduced by then you aren't going to.
( Yes, I know the primary ages for this cancer are 19-35, but you can get it at any age.)
 
2021-12-02 12:25:04 PM  

leeto2: It's funny how they're all concerned until after age 35. I guess they figured if you haven't reproduced by then you aren't going to.
( Yes, I know the primary ages for this cancer are 19-35, but you can get it at any age.)


It might also have to do with the amount of testosterone production. If it peaks around age 19 or so, it could decline enough by 35 that the risk isn't so high.
 
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