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2021-12-01 11:52:47 AM  
Ironically, I bet she didn't even get any gas
 
2021-12-01 11:55:39 AM  
Great, they are going to follow her until they driver nuts again. How sweet of them.

/Assholes.
 
2021-12-01 12:06:46 PM  
OMG, a celebrity used a public bathroom!!!1111!!!

Would they rather she just squat in the middle of the street?  Wait, yeah, they probably would
 
2021-12-01 12:29:21 PM  
As you know, back in the day, Britney was known to stop for bathroom breaks at various gas stations.

?????
 
2021-12-01 1:21:23 PM  
This isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is digging up the fertilizer under the barrel and smearing it on your face.
 
2021-12-01 1:22:09 PM  
Should we really be linking to an article which is effectively stalking?
 
2021-12-01 1:23:26 PM  

Shostie: As you know, back in the day, Britney was known to stop for bathroom breaks at various gas stations.

?????


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2021-12-01 1:24:13 PM  
Do teenage girls looking for sisterly love still write their phone numbers on womens restroom walls? I thought was more of a Denny's thing than a gas station thing.
 
2021-12-01 1:25:55 PM  

Billy Liar: Ironically, I bet she didn't even get any gas


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2021-12-01 1:28:58 PM  
♫Every **** you take,
and any *** you make
every **** you break♫
 
2021-12-01 1:29:17 PM  
Are you TRYING to make her blow her head off for real?
 
2021-12-01 1:33:25 PM  
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At least she was wearing her shoes this time.
 
2021-12-01 1:33:37 PM  
I did not know celebrities needed to use the bathroom like normal people. What's next, do they sleep too?

I know they have sex and with whom, the medias seem to think we need to know that stuff without us having to look for it.
 
2021-12-01 1:49:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Great, they are going to follow her until they driver nuts again. How sweet of them.

/Assholes.


Um, remember a lot of the reasons that paparazzi know where these people are all rests on them and their agents TELLING them where they are. That's how 99% of these stories come to be. The other 1% is generally just hanging out at places they frequent (restaurants/bars/clubs/etc.)

I doubt someone followed her, and this may have been some amateur that happen to see her and sold it to TMZ, but celebrities are far from innocent in most of these instances.
 
2021-12-01 1:50:12 PM  
Sometimes, I wonder if we should start a movement to change the 1A to allow for freedom of press only when it comes to things that only affect people in general; like politics, current events.  You know, shiat that can have a real impact on people and not this sensationalist stalker-esque crap that some apparently consider "news."

/leavebrittneyalone.jpeg
 
2021-12-01 1:51:30 PM  

OhioUGrad: NewportBarGuy: Great, they are going to follow her until they driver nuts again. How sweet of them.

/Assholes.

Um, remember a lot of the reasons that paparazzi know where these people are all rests on them and their agents TELLING them where they are. That's how 99% of these stories come to be. The other 1% is generally just hanging out at places they frequent (restaurants/bars/clubs/etc.)

I doubt someone followed her, and this may have been some amateur that happen to see her and sold it to TMZ, but celebrities are far from innocent in most of these instances.


That's a bizarre thing for an agent/star to want to publicize.

"Yes, uh, Brittney will be taking a shiat at the Sheetz off of US 64 outside of Raleigh.  Can you have a camera there?"
 
2021-12-01 1:52:15 PM  
Oh, there's a Sheetz right near the airport there, too.  Forgot about that.

Wonder if any celebrities dropped a load there.....
 
2021-12-01 1:53:19 PM  
Maybe I should do like a lot of people back in the day did with signs stating that "George Washington slept here," except it's a "Brittney Spears shat here" sign instead.
 
2021-12-01 1:54:33 PM  
Now let me tell you how I really feel!!

/I should take my act on the road
 
2021-12-01 1:55:02 PM  

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At least she was wearing her shoes this time.


:jerks off shapiroly:
 
2021-12-01 1:55:15 PM  
Wow, TMZ is winning the race to take "journalism" to new lows.

I mean seriously, a whole article on Britney using a public toilet, and we still don't know if she went #1 or #2.
 
2021-12-01 2:08:54 PM  

xanadian: Sometimes, I wonder if we should start a movement to change the 1A to allow for freedom of press only when it comes to things that only affect people in general; like politics, current events.  You know, shiat that can have a real impact on people and not this sensationalist stalker-esque crap that some apparently consider "news."

/leavebrittneyalone.jpeg


I would love to hear some high priced lawyer arguing 1A protections in court for filming a girl coming out the the bathroom.
 
2021-12-01 2:10:19 PM  
TMZ: for those who don't need the highbrow National Enquirer "news"
 
2021-12-01 2:19:42 PM  
Well that was edifying.
 
2021-12-01 2:29:47 PM  
Leave Britney Alone In The Bathroom!!!
 
2021-12-01 2:31:04 PM  
Did we get a picture of the toilet seat?!

/Pls no.
 
2021-12-01 2:34:49 PM  

Iworkformsn: Did we get a picture of the toilet seat?!

/Pls no.


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2021-12-01 2:41:59 PM  

Iworkformsn: Did we get a picture of the toilet seat?!

/Pls no.


It's Toxic.
 
2021-12-01 2:44:19 PM  
Girls don't poop!
 
2021-12-01 2:59:51 PM  

xanadian: OhioUGrad: NewportBarGuy: Great, they are going to follow her until they driver nuts again. How sweet of them.

/Assholes.

Um, remember a lot of the reasons that paparazzi know where these people are all rests on them and their agents TELLING them where they are. That's how 99% of these stories come to be. The other 1% is generally just hanging out at places they frequent (restaurants/bars/clubs/etc.)

I doubt someone followed her, and this may have been some amateur that happen to see her and sold it to TMZ, but celebrities are far from innocent in most of these instances.

That's a bizarre thing for an agent/star to want to publicize.

"Yes, uh, Brittney will be taking a shiat at the Sheetz off of US 64 outside of Raleigh.  Can you have a camera there?"


Honestly, I wouldn't put it past any agent. These people want fame and attention 24/7.
 
2021-12-01 3:04:57 PM  
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.......hehe.......plop.....hehe
 
2021-12-01 3:44:09 PM  
She poops.
 
2021-12-01 4:42:43 PM  
Did anyone think to get a "souvenir"?

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2021-12-01 5:21:54 PM  
The stars are just like us!
 
2021-12-01 6:18:27 PM  

WhippingBoi: Did anyone think to get a "souvenir"?

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2021-12-01 8:50:37 PM  
Isn't that what drove her crazy the last time? Let the girl piss in peace.
 
2021-12-02 2:26:15 PM  

Shostie: As you know, back in the day, Britney was known to stop for bathroom breaks at various gas stations.

?????


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