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(Thrillist)   Vodka-infused whipped cream, to improve both your coffee and your sex   (thrillist.com) divider line
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2021-12-01 11:49:20 AM  
That sounds pointless.

And of course it'll probably sell well.
 
2021-12-01 11:49:41 AM  
Neat boozy whippets
 
2021-12-01 11:53:02 AM  
That seems unnecessary...

Who cares what it tastes like - she's passed out any.... <ahem>
 
2021-12-01 11:53:48 AM  

alechemist: Neat boozy whippets


What boozy whippets may look like:

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2021-12-01 11:55:14 AM  
While Whipshots are launching across retailers nationwide early next year-in 50mL $5.99 and 375mL $19.99 bottles


Here, I will save you approximately $20:

1) Purchase 1 pint (473mL) of heavy cream for $3.50
2) Combine heavy cream with 1.5 oz (45mL) to 2 oz (60mL) of vodka in a bowl
3) Apply electric mixer until stiff peaks form
4) YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2021-12-01 11:59:35 AM  
It provokes the desire but takes away the performance.

-- Clyde Beatty
 
2021-12-01 12:06:18 PM  
I've had vodka infused whipped cream before and I can tell you it tastes a whole lot more like vodka than whipped cream.
 
2021-12-01 12:07:18 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: While Whipshots are launching across retailers nationwide early next year-in 50mL $5.99 and 375mL $19.99 bottles


Here, I will save you approximately $20:

1) Purchase 1 pint (473mL) of heavy cream for $3.50
2) Combine heavy cream with 1.5 oz (45mL) to 2 oz (60mL) of vodka in a bowl
3) Apply electric mixer until stiff peaks form
4) YOU'RE WELCOME


I would have expected to need a stabilizer in there somewhere.
 
2021-12-01 12:14:04 PM  

mike_d85: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: While Whipshots are launching across retailers nationwide early next year-in 50mL $5.99 and 375mL $19.99 bottles


Here, I will save you approximately $20:

1) Purchase 1 pint (473mL) of heavy cream for $3.50
2) Combine heavy cream with 1.5 oz (45mL) to 2 oz (60mL) of vodka in a bowl
3) Apply electric mixer until stiff peaks form
4) YOU'RE WELCOME

I would have expected to need a stabilizer in there somewhere.


No, as long as you don't oversaturate it. I've done it a few times, especially when we have flavored vodkas that we want to use up. This goes for the liqueurs too (e.g. creme de cacao, triple sec, buttershots, coffee/Kahlua, etc.)

I guess you could add some powdered sugar (which contains cornstarch) if you add too much booze or it gets sloppy-looking.
 
2021-12-01 12:42:48 PM  
Good on Cardi for getting into the branded merch game but I feel like vodka infused whipped cream is a decade old by now. Maybe not totally played out but definitely old hat and a little boring but I guess that makes it a safe investment.
 
2021-12-01 1:30:05 PM  
Well, isn't that farking ridiculous? Never mind the ridiculous price on that BS - there's no ingredients list that I can find. First, it's a non-dairy cream topping, but the can says "whipped cream." Second, it's clearly artificially flavored. Third, 10% by volume of 375ml is 37.5 ml, or just over one goddamned shot of vodka. That's it. You'd have to consume the ENTIRE GODDAMNED CAN to get a shot of vodka.

For $20.00.

FFS, some folks are too goddamned stupid to walk this planet.
 
2021-12-01 2:06:03 PM  

ImOscar: Good on Cardi for getting into the branded merch game but I feel like vodka infused whipped cream is a decade old by now. Maybe not totally played out but definitely old hat and a little boring but I guess that makes it a safe investment.


I assume they're hoping to catch some kind of cyclical novelty.  Few people in their twenties remembers vodka whipped cream being a trend, so attaching it to her name makes them notice for the first time.  It matches the party girl/sexy image Cardi B has so maybe it's really specific targeting for the vodka whipped cream specific crowd.
 
2021-12-01 3:50:08 PM  
We get 99 proof shots here, tasty little bastards...
 
2021-12-01 4:04:35 PM  
I have a Hunter S Thompson hedonism but come on. Whipped cream already has its kinky place in indulgence. What's next? I need vodak infused blotter acid?
 
2021-12-01 8:44:12 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: mike_d85: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: While Whipshots are launching across retailers nationwide early next year-in 50mL $5.99 and 375mL $19.99 bottles


Here, I will save you approximately $20:

1) Purchase 1 pint (473mL) of heavy cream for $3.50
2) Combine heavy cream with 1.5 oz (45mL) to 2 oz (60mL) of vodka in a bowl
3) Apply electric mixer until stiff peaks form
4) YOU'RE WELCOME

I would have expected to need a stabilizer in there somewhere.

No, as long as you don't oversaturate it. I've done it a few times, especially when we have flavored vodkas that we want to use up. This goes for the liqueurs too (e.g. creme de cacao, triple sec, buttershots, coffee/Kahlua, etc.)

I guess you could add some powdered sugar (which contains cornstarch) if you add too much booze or it gets sloppy-looking.


Was gonna say, egg whites tend to need a stabilizer, heavy cream often doesn't. It does help if the cream is very cold.
 
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