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    More: Followup, Love, Text messaging, cringeworthy text messages, Theranos Inc.founder Elizabeth Holmes, text messages, Sunny Balwani, full text, TEXT  
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2021-12-01 9:25:20 AM  
wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.
 
2021-12-01 9:27:36 AM  

cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.


their pairing still doesn't seem natural.
 
2021-12-01 9:28:08 AM  
He's available, ladies!

:-)
 
2021-12-01 9:32:29 AM  

cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.


She's catatonic from being a victim of his rampant emotional and sexual abuse...according to her.

</sarcasm>
 
2021-12-01 9:35:47 AM  

Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.


ditto.
 
2021-12-01 9:43:13 AM  

elvisaintdead: Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.

ditto.


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2021-12-01 9:43:23 AM  

elvisaintdead: Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.

ditto.


She uses "ditto" nine times in the texts that are part of the exhibit.

Who says "ditto", even in a text message?  Eww.

Especially this one:

Balwani: My family sends love and prayers and u have prayers of thousands and thousands of people u have sever.
Balwani: Served

Holmes: Ditto
 
2021-12-01 9:48:50 AM  

Geotpf: Who says "ditto", even in a text message?  Eww.


This.

"Ditto" is so last century. All the cool kids are saying "this."
 
2021-12-01 9:57:23 AM  

Geotpf: elvisaintdead: Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.

ditto.

She uses "ditto" nine times in the texts that are part of the exhibit.

Who says "ditto", even in a text message?  Eww.

Especially this one:

Balwani: My family sends love and prayers and u have prayers of thousands and thousands of people u have sever.
Balwani: Served

Holmes: Ditto


this guy:
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2021-12-01 9:58:04 AM  
Eggplants, peaches, and fish. Oh my.
 
2021-12-01 10:14:55 AM  

Hyjamon: Geotpf: elvisaintdead: Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.

ditto.

She uses "ditto" nine times in the texts that are part of the exhibit.

Who says "ditto", even in a text message?  Eww.

Especially this one:

Balwani: My family sends love and prayers and u have prayers of thousands and thousands of people u have sever.
Balwani: Served

Holmes: Ditto

this guy:
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I don't think he's saying anything right now.
 
2021-12-01 10:24:54 AM  
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2021-12-01 10:25:00 AM  
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief That thou her maid art far more fair than she.


Ditto.
 
2021-12-01 10:30:28 AM  
She looks like she would clean up well. But unless one is a hardcore adrenaline junkie, she would be way too far on the wrong side of the crazy/hot spectrum to take a chance on.
 
2021-12-01 11:11:01 AM  
Ditto?

What is this, some 21st century Ghost remake bullshiat?

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2021-12-01 11:23:58 AM  
From what I've seen so far from the various stories about the trial and those inside the courtroom...she's going to prison.

Not sure how long, probably not the full 20 years, but I am going to guess at least 5-10.

It sounds as though the prosecution dunked on her and the jury wasn't buying her fake tears.
 
2021-12-01 11:39:19 AM  
Her dad was an Enron exec.  They think playing by the rules is for suckers.

10 years incarcerated + a lifetime ban on start ups sounds like a good deal.
 
2021-12-01 11:42:57 AM  
Balwani: Pricipal. Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so"
Holmes: Is He dead of not.
Balwani: CNN Says yes. Tampa Bay Times Looking for chads-OR- "hello
Holmes: I am write single to salute and wait for answer again
 
2021-12-01 11:48:42 AM  

scotchcrotch: Her dad was an Enron exec.  They think playing by the rules is for suckers.



Did not know this. That does explain a lot.
 
2021-12-01 11:56:10 AM  

scotchcrotch: Her dad was an Enron exec.  They think playing by the rules is for suckers.

10 years incarcerated + a lifetime ban on start ups sounds like a good deal.


I'd say more than just startups here. I'd say no position with any authority over anyone, relegated to earning a living at the fry basket.
Too many people waiting in line just waiting to get a first chance at all, so no second chances to be offered for anyone that already had that chance at power, position, privilege and authority.  It's irratinla to take a 2nd gamble on a failed bet, over one that's not yet tested.

Unless there's no one that hasn't had a go yet, the fook 2nd chances are off the table, those fools can fill an basic employee role in the market from here on out.
 
2021-12-01 1:16:19 PM  
Thanks!  Didn't read the thing, but the song's in my head ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0os1XBRom3Q
 
2021-12-01 4:28:06 PM  

Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.


KRSESQ: She looks like she would clean up well. But unless one is a hardcore adrenaline junkie, she would be way too far on the wrong side of the crazy/hot spectrum to take a chance on.


When the attractiveness/age gap is that high, you're willing to put up with a lot as long as the woman is willing to put out.
 
2021-12-01 5:20:49 PM  

stevesporn2000: Hyjamon: cocozilla: wow...he sounds passionate and involved...she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.

their pairing still doesn't seem natural.

KRSESQ: She looks like she would clean up well. But unless one is a hardcore adrenaline junkie, she would be way too far on the wrong side of the crazy/hot spectrum to take a chance on.

When the attractiveness/age gap is that high, you're willing to put up with a lot as long as the woman is willing to put out.


I mean, sometimes just a REALLY nice pair of sweater puppies replenishes my patience reservoir. My standard may need adjustment, but I can't be persuaded to regret those decisions.
 
2021-12-01 5:50:36 PM  

cocozilla: she sounds like an emotionless sociopath.


"sounds"
 
2021-12-01 6:12:20 PM  

KRSESQ: She looks like she would clean up well. But unless one is a hardcore adrenaline junkie, she would be way too far on the wrong side of the crazy/hot spectrum to take a chance on.


I actually think she looks better today than when she was prying her eyes open, working that ethereal gaze and speaking an octave too low.
 
2021-12-01 6:46:28 PM  

KRSESQ: She looks like she would clean up well. But unless one is a hardcore adrenaline junkie, she would be way too far on the wrong side of the crazy/hot spectrum to take a chance on.


I'm lucky. My GF is a dead-ringer for her. But she's a mental health counselor instead of being a megalomaniac, so it's a different skill-set of crazy I have to deal with.
 
2021-12-02 2:22:29 PM  
oblig:

Blazing Saddles - Ditto, you provincial putz?
Youtube e5mzRi6r6hw
 
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