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(MSN)   I sold my home to move into my husband's fixer-upper. My name is not on the deed. Will his daughter get his house if he dies and will she appreciate the sex dungeon we built the way we have?   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-12-01 12:23:23 PM  
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2021-12-01 1:41:44 PM  
6 votes:
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/put-away-that-whip-im-not-that-kind-of-dungeon-master

"Well, first off, I'm very excited you two chose me as your dungeon master. You seem like a lovely couple, and I'm stoked to jump right into this adventure. That said, I am guessing by the black vinyl corset and your husband's full-on erection that we're not here to play Dungeons and Dragons?"
 
2021-12-01 1:42:16 PM  
3 votes:

MillionDollarMo: I thought they closed that place down!


You're thinking of The Sex Cauldron.

As to TFA, shouldn't be too big a deal from a practical standpoint so long as she kept records. 15 years tenancy, investments into remodeling/maintenance, sex dungeon videos for sale on the internet, and a general comingling of assets will protect her rights of survivorship pretty well.

From a relationship standpoint, the dude is a farking dick. Fifteen years of marriage, a significant monetary investment into the house by your spouse, and you still won't put her on the deed? He's got issues, and a pissed off spouse is the chief one to be concerned with. Treat her like an equal, dude, you'll be much happier.

/well, except when you're getting pegged
//unless you're into that sort of thing
///NTTAWWT
 
2021-12-01 12:54:58 PM  
2 votes:
I thought they closed that place down!
 
2021-12-01 4:20:36 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: [Fark user image 500x553]


you could forgo the bedroom and get some more of that space back.  depending on your kinks, the bathroom too.
 
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