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2021-12-01 5:48:42 AM  
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2021-12-01 6:20:17 AM  
If they were they'd look more like this.

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151 [OhFark]
2021-12-01 6:23:23 AM  
Long John silvers killed me, that was good
 
2021-12-01 6:45:36 AM  
Ha, got some gaffaws out of me, ...now hungry for taco bell

/yes, wake and baked
 
2021-12-01 7:10:09 AM  
Oh dear.
 
2021-12-01 7:37:07 AM  
There was an attempt.
 
2021-12-01 7:46:44 AM  
dude.  lay off the zoom and camera shake.

Every.farking.shot.

couldn't get through it.   did it ever get funny?
 
2021-12-01 7:51:45 AM  
not bad, but Ryan George has nothing to worry about.
 
2021-12-01 7:53:50 AM  
Arby's is way less and way more creepy in real life.
 
2021-12-01 7:54:30 AM  

tom baker's scarf: dude.  lay off the zoom and camera shake.

Every.farking.shot.

couldn't get through it.   did it ever get funny?


Narp.
 
2021-12-01 8:17:39 AM  
Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-01 8:45:43 AM  

Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.


I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery
 
2021-12-01 8:52:42 AM  

perigee: tom baker's scarf: dude.  lay off the zoom and camera shake.

Every.farking.shot.

couldn't get through it.   did it ever get funny?

Narp.


Many times reading the FARK comments first negates any urge to click on the link.
 
2021-12-01 9:18:23 AM  

weirdneighbour: Ha, got some gaffaws out of me, ...now hungry for taco bell

/yes, wake and baked


You woke and boked.
 
2021-12-01 9:22:26 AM  
CFA is some church biatch named Karen right?
 
2021-12-01 9:45:36 AM  
That was worse than an improv show.
 
2021-12-01 9:47:48 AM  

Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.


I've always seen Taco Bell and KFC together around my parts. Taco Bell left the one closest to me and is now a renovated full KFC.
 
2021-12-01 9:51:28 AM  
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
 
2021-12-01 9:52:56 AM  
Someone told this guy that he was funny, and he believed them.
 
2021-12-01 9:54:16 AM  

Cortez the Killer: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I've always seen Taco Bell and KFC together around my parts. Taco Bell left the one closest to me and is now a renovated full KFC.


Das Racist - Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell
Youtube EQ8ViYIeH04
 
2021-12-01 10:34:07 AM  
"If fast food restaurants were people" ...

... they might look like this?

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2021-12-01 11:09:01 AM  

151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery


LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.
 
2021-12-01 11:23:12 AM  

Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.


I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-01 11:23:12 AM  

Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.


Early 2000s is pretty much when they died around here, last time I saw one was probably 2007, downriver Detroit. I never had anything against em, but never really had much experience to really form an opinion, they were very few and far between around here.

Losing the nearby Hardee's almost made me shed tears though. Now it's probably a good 50 miles, if it even still exists. Same with Popeyes
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-12-01 11:24:24 AM  

Fireproof: Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.

I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.


Heh, thought the same thing
 
2021-12-01 11:24:29 AM  
Video was a decent, if not totally original, concept, but not really that funny. Kind of inspires me to do something similar and do it better.
 
2021-12-01 11:25:50 AM  

natazha: perigee: tom baker's scarf: dude.  lay off the zoom and camera shake.

Every.farking.shot.

couldn't get through it.   did it ever get funny?

Narp.

Many times reading the FARK comments first negates any urge to click on the link.


glad i could spare you.  next time you go first.
 
2021-12-01 11:52:38 AM  

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Cortez the Killer: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I've always seen Taco Bell and KFC together around my parts. Taco Bell left the one closest to me and is now a renovated full KFC.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/EQ8ViYIeH04]


I had an ex that asked me to make her a ring tone of that song. Still have it. Classic
 
2021-12-01 12:04:51 PM  
Fireproof:
I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.

Back in the 60s, he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley - I think he did a little too much LDS.
 
2021-12-01 12:26:20 PM  

Great_Milenko: not bad, but Ryan George has nothing to worry about.


Yup. First thing I thought. I couldn't even finish this video, since it just seemed like a Ryan George knockoff.
 
2021-12-01 12:46:50 PM  

Fireproof: Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.

I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.


I think my lysdexia may be acting up.....
 
2021-12-01 1:16:50 PM  

Gough: Fireproof: Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.

I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.

I think my lysdexia may be acting up.....


A valid reason. Carry on.
 
2021-12-01 1:30:37 PM  

puckrock2000: Fireproof:
I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.

Back in the 60s, he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley - I think he did a little too much LDS.


They are not the hell
 
2021-12-01 2:18:23 PM  

Fireproof: Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.

I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.


probably just used to submitting articles, what with the obvious typo=instagreen approval policy
 
2021-12-01 2:53:05 PM  
This wasn't his best. He pretty much nails online dating, though.
 
2021-12-01 2:57:46 PM  

Nogale: This wasn't his best. He pretty much nails online dating, though.


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2021-12-01 3:02:45 PM  

Nogale: This wasn't his best. He pretty much nails online dating, though.


Go here instead.
https://www.youtube.com/user/JulieNolke

She's actually funny and all her videos are more than a tred-worn cacophony of camera shake, constant zooming, huge hand movements and a faux, fay voice.
 
2021-12-01 3:58:49 PM  
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like so?
 
2021-12-01 4:04:25 PM  

AteMyBrain: That was worse than an improv show.


Impossible. Nothing's worse than an improv show.
 
2021-12-01 4:06:02 PM  

puckrock2000: Fireproof:
I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.

Back in the 60s, he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley - I think he did a little too much LDS.


Yeah, those f$ckers. Arthur Treacher tried to baptise my Bubie with tartar sauce after she died!
 
2021-12-01 4:16:02 PM  

Fear the Clam: AteMyBrain: That was worse than an improv show.

Impossible. Nothing's worse than an improv show.


Nothing is worse than a bad improv show, especially bad musical improv. Good improv can be pretty fun, but very few people outside of the biggest cities are actually good at it
 
2021-12-01 4:46:50 PM  
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2021-12-01 8:13:01 PM  

Fano: [Fark user image image 425x238]


I'd like to say not your personal erotica, but she insisted I say, "Go on..."
 
2021-12-01 8:15:54 PM  

NathanAllen: Fano: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I'd like to say not your personal erotica, but she insisted I say, "Go on..."


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2021-12-01 8:17:10 PM  
 
2021-12-01 8:17:59 PM  
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I'm not sure where this rabbit hole will lead...
 
2021-12-01 9:45:26 PM  

Fireproof: Gough: 151: Marksrevenge: Long John Silver's used to be a Yum! brand, like Taco Bell is. Back in the day I could drive up to my local Taco Bell and get tacos, fried fish, cinnamon twists, and hush puppies. So why doesn't the video acknowledge that bit of shared history? Taco Bell and LJS used to be roomies, man.

I don't remember LJS being Yum!, Or having connected locations, but back in the day getting churches and white Castle in one stop would be THE way to end a night of chicanery

LCS was a Yum! brand for around a decade in the early 2000s, IIRC.  I was used to seeing Taco Bell/KFC shared locations and was always surprised to see one of them sharing a store with LCS.

I had to go online to see if LCS still existed.  It's been a long time since I've seen one.

I'm really stuck on how you got "LCS" out of "Long John Silver's." Once could be some kind of typo, but you did it three times.


Maybe he's part of the Navy's Littoral Combat Ship project?
 
2021-12-01 10:24:37 PM  

Fano: NathanAllen: Fano: [Fark user image image 425x238]

I'd like to say not your personal erotica, but she insisted I say, "Go on..."

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Is... is that a real thing?

/pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes
 
2021-12-02 8:37:34 AM  

Fano: [i.redd.it image 843x1500]
I'm not sure where this rabbit hole will lead...


wherever it leads...
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