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(TMZ)   LeBron has covid. No worries, though. He never passes anything to anybody   (tmz.com) divider line
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2021-11-30 11:46:33 PM  
LeSnitch
 
2021-12-01 12:11:35 AM  
/How we would describe this DC style: "Brotha heist, errytime"
//Yumps I said it. Dig that, Elmo Latex
///three makes three
 
2021-12-01 12:42:20 AM  
I bag on MeBron all the time... but he's a distributor. Hell that's part of his problem. Dude should have been scoring like Wilt.
 
2021-12-01 1:39:36 AM  
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2021-12-01 1:39:51 AM  

puffy999: I bag on MeBron all the time... but he's a distributor. Hell that's part of his problem. Dude should have been scoring like Wilt.


He's a superspreader.
 
2021-12-01 1:51:54 AM  
Kyrie Irving-like typing detected.
 
2021-12-01 7:06:10 AM  
Subby doesn't follow basketball, his passing is one of the best parts of his game. He literally plays point and takes the ball up the court during much of the game.
 
2021-12-01 7:06:46 AM  
Well it was inevitable. Everybody was going to catch it at one point or another.
 
2021-12-01 7:10:01 AM  
Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?
 
2021-12-01 7:11:02 AM  
Also the Lakers are the definition of average at the moment, they played average with and without LeBron this year. They're in a class waaaaay below Golden State and Phoenix right now, so good luck to them. Way too early but I see 2nd round exit for the Lakers but LeBron has surprised me before.
 
2021-12-01 8:23:45 AM  
You try dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes, Subby.
 
2021-12-01 8:27:42 AM  
It's already been covered, but James is one of the most prolific passers in history.
 
2021-12-01 9:09:05 AM  
Even I knew he is an excellent passer and I don't even follow hockey.
 
2021-12-01 9:10:14 AM  
One of his most meme-worthy moments was when a teammate didn't pass the ball to him.
 
2021-12-01 9:30:32 AM  
Funny how different the news is when the player is fully vaccinated and the team is taking it seriously as opposed to whatever the fark that ordeal in Green Bay was.
 
2021-12-01 10:13:51 AM  
I guess Subby needed a new target for this joke now that Kobe Bryant finally passed.
 
2021-12-01 10:25:02 AM  

TheJoe03: Also the Lakers are the definition of average at the moment, they played average with and without LeBron this year. They're in a class waaaaay below Golden State and Phoenix right now, so good luck to them. Way too early but I see 2nd round exit for the Lakers but LeBron has surprised me before.


He's getting a little long in the tooth to do it.  I think Disney was his last hurrah, but... I'm not psychic.
 
2021-12-01 10:25:31 AM  

NetOwl: I guess Subby needed a new target for this joke now that Kobe Bryant finally passed.


what you did there ... I see it.

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2021-12-01 10:34:49 AM  

puffy999: I bag on MeBron all the time... but he's a distributor. Hell that's part of his problem. Dude should have been scoring like Wilt.


That. I don't even watch basketball, but the complaints about Le Bron were always around "He shoulda just taken it to the rim instead of kicking it out."

Guy averages over 7 assists a game.  He is clearly passing it to someone.
 
2021-12-01 10:43:03 AM  

puffy999: I bag on MeBron all the time... but he's a distributor. Hell that's part of his problem. Dude should have been scoring like Wilt.


This. Funny thing to say if you don't consider that he has like a Brazilian assists
 
2021-12-01 11:03:28 AM  

JohnBigBootay: puffy999: I bag on MeBron all the time... but he's a distributor. Hell that's part of his problem. Dude should have been scoring like Wilt.

This. Funny thing to say if you don't consider that he has like a Brazilian assists


Didn't Wilt get the most assists one season just because he wanted to see if he could do it?

Imagine being that bored as a top athlete.
 
2021-12-01 11:49:14 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?


Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.

medius: Didn't Wilt get the most assists one season just because he wanted to see if he could do it?

Imagine being that bored as a top athlete.


Yep.  And he was criticized for doing so.
 
2021-12-01 11:52:39 AM  

FLMountainMan: Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?

Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.

medius: Didn't Wilt get the most assists one season just because he wanted to see if he could do it?

Imagine being that bored as a top athlete.

Yep.  And he was criticized for doing so.


I don't think that's what Rapmaster was alluding to at all.
 
2021-12-01 12:00:38 PM  

FLMountainMan: Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?

Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.


Well, a "Lebron doesn't pass enough" take is certainly rooted in something weird
 
2021-12-01 12:05:10 PM  
I'd love to see Dirk come out with video of him coughing and send it to James.
 
2021-12-01 12:17:22 PM  

TheJoe03: FLMountainMan: Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?

Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.

I don't think that's what Rapmaster was alluding to at all.


"Those people" and "Laettner"?  I don't even think that's particularly subtle.

TDWCom29: FLMountainMan: Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?

Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.

Well, a "Lebron doesn't pass enough" take is certainly rooted in something weird


Well, whether it's racism or not knowing anything about basketball, it's certainly ignorant.
 
2021-12-01 12:43:12 PM  

FLMountainMan: TheJoe03: FLMountainMan: Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?

Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.

I don't think that's what Rapmaster was alluding to at all.

"Those people" and "Laettner"?  I don't even think that's particularly subtle.

TDWCom29: FLMountainMan: Rapmaster2000: Those people never pass the ball enough.  Why won't they give more passes to Laettner?

Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.

Well, a "Lebron doesn't pass enough" take is certainly rooted in something weird

Well, whether it's racism or not knowing anything about basketball, it's certainly ignorant.


Yeah, I think you missed his actual point, and it's not as LeBron centered as you are taking it. More of a general comment on casual racism in sports, specifically a "black" sport like basketball. I'll let Rapmaster speak for himself though, maybe I'm wrong too.
 
2021-12-01 12:49:02 PM  

medius: TheJoe03: Also the Lakers are the definition of average at the moment, they played average with and without LeBron this year. They're in a class waaaaay below Golden State and Phoenix right now, so good luck to them. Way too early but I see 2nd round exit for the Lakers but LeBron has surprised me before.

He's getting a little long in the tooth to do it.  I think Disney was his last hurrah, but... I'm not psychic.


Father time always wins, this might be the year it really shows. The bigger issue is how the team is assembled.  They don't play good basketball.
 
2021-12-01 1:23:07 PM  

NetOwl: I guess Subby needed a new target for this joke now that Kobe Bryant finally passed.


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2021-12-01 2:31:38 PM  
In this timeline, the Cavs and Knicks both have winning records and a chance to make the playoffs.   It's been 24 seasons since the Cavs last had a winning record without LeBron.
 
2021-12-01 3:24:10 PM  

FLMountainMan: Yes, all criticism of BronBron is rooted in racism and not in the fact that he's whiny diva who actively defends the most totalitarian racist regime on the planet.


LeBron James was never a supporter of Trump or Putin.
 
2021-12-01 3:56:00 PM  
Glad he got vaccinated, but I imagine this is still going to take a big toll on him. Basketball is second maybe only to soccer in how much running you have to do.
 
2021-12-02 1:41:41 AM  
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2021-12-02 4:08:17 PM  
You guys, LeBron isn't going to take you to prom.
 
2021-12-02 4:42:33 PM  

Heamer: You guys, LeBron isn't going to take you to prom.


Sorry subby.
 
2021-12-02 5:16:01 PM  

TheJoe03: Sorry subby.


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