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2021-11-30 9:08:29 PM  
Dafuq?
 
2021-11-30 9:11:09 PM  
Duh. Now about that voting rights legislation...
 
2021-11-30 9:28:56 PM  
Powning the libs is all they got. What did you expect?
 
2021-11-30 9:29:12 PM  
"No government agency will want to receive a letter from us," said Rep. James Comer

Why, aren't you guys proving congressional subpoenas are meaningless?
 
2021-11-30 9:31:35 PM  
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A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...
 
2021-11-30 9:36:41 PM  

MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...


You're going to have to be more specific
 
2021-11-30 9:36:48 PM  

MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...


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2021-11-30 9:38:51 PM  

MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...


... hit their heads and sustain zero brain damage, because they don't have any brains.
 
2021-11-30 9:39:56 PM  
and (maybe) impeach the president

Oh they'll be doing that with every single democratic president from now on, multiple times, no matter what he does. It'll be like a ritual and a purity test.  Most importantly, they will have to make impeachment meaningless so nobody pays attention next time they truly fark us all over again. "Impeachment? *Yawn*... That's just what parties do when the house switches! Never mind the brazenly illegal things we're doing. Fake news!"
 
2021-11-30 10:10:53 PM  
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2021-11-30 10:33:30 PM  

MrBallou: [Fark user image image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...


There might be a single functioning neuron between the three of them. Might, being the operative word, and even then it's highly speculative
 
2021-11-30 10:37:11 PM  
Not sending their best.
 
2021-12-01 1:32:22 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Duh. Now about that voting rights legislation...


You mean the Democrats bills you said are  "dogshiat" and you said were the same positions as "Mike Pence"?

Those bills?
 
2021-12-01 1:33:23 AM  
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2021-12-01 1:33:54 AM  

MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...


...and the bartender says, "What will you have, President Trump?"
 
2021-12-01 1:34:59 AM  
We're going to have some real problems with a Republican majority in the House.
 
2021-12-01 1:35:45 AM  
You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.
 
2021-12-01 1:37:04 AM  

vudukungfu: Not sending their best.


You look at the Representatives they're sending from the south and they've got heads the size of cantaloupes
 
2021-12-01 1:37:52 AM  

pxsteel: You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.


"No don't" what exactly?
 
2021-12-01 1:38:22 AM  

Corvus: pxsteel: You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.

"No don't" what exactly?


"... hold us accountable."
 
2021-12-01 1:38:58 AM  

shpritz: Corvus: pxsteel: You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.

"No don't" what exactly?

"... hold us accountable."


Are you pxsteel alt account?
 
2021-12-01 1:40:52 AM  

shpritz: Corvus: pxsteel: You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.

"No don't" what exactly?

"... hold us accountable."


Sorry I think I read your comment wrong.
 
2021-12-01 1:41:18 AM  
All Democrats had to do to avoid this was not act insane, but evidently that's not possible.
 
2021-12-01 1:41:24 AM  

pxsteel: You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.


Democrats investigate and impeach based on actual laws being broken. Even farking Republicans agreed that Trump broke laws, they just voted against conviction because Republicans don't believe laws apply to them.

Republicans investigate and impeach to push a narrative (see: Whitewater, Benghazi, Hillary's emails, Hunter's shipload of magical disappearing but totally incriminating laptops).
 
2021-12-01 1:42:09 AM  

jjorsett: All Democrats had to do to avoid this was not act insane, but evidently that's not possible.


The GQP shiat-n-quit shill is calling Democrats trying to uphold the rule of law 'insane'. That's a laugh.
 
2021-12-01 1:42:34 AM  
Maybe they can throw in another dozen or so Benghazi hearings.
 
2021-12-01 1:43:05 AM  

jjorsett: All Democrats had to do to avoid this was not act insane, but evidently that's not possible.


Democrats have to tell the country why they are better than Republicans. They can't even do this.
 
2021-12-01 1:43:46 AM  
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2021-12-01 1:44:19 AM  
Darn these centrist dems!
 
2021-12-01 1:45:04 AM  

LordJiro: Democrats investigate and impeach based on actual laws being broken.

You mean the Democrats the you said earlier today "suck"? Those people?
 
2021-12-01 1:45:20 AM  

jjorsett: All Democrats had to do to avoid this was not act insane, but evidently that's not possible.


Yes, passing legislation to help poor folk and rebuild infrastructure is truly indicative of their madness!

Seriously, do you even process information before regurgitating it?
 
2021-12-01 1:45:58 AM  
Also, they say this shiat like every Democratic president isn't plagued by made-up "scandals" and relentless, substance-free fishing expeditions investigations by the GQP. Oh, but investigating someone who was so corrupt that he effectively had his farking children acting as the state department? That's just going too far!
 
2021-12-01 1:47:13 AM  

LordJiro: Also, they say this shiat like every Democratic president isn't plagued by made-up "scandals" and relentless, substance-free fishing expeditions investigations by the GQP.


You mean those Democrats that you said "SUCK" just hours ago?

So the GQP and you do the same thing then.
 
2021-12-01 1:48:24 AM  

IgG4: Powning the libs is all they got. What did you expect?


But they didn't. Now what do they have? Nothing.
 
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2021-12-01 1:48:26 AM  

pxsteel: We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.


Nah you were like drooling cabbages slobbering all over trump's shroomdick while he asked foreign governments to frame his opponent and asked US governors to find votes for him.

And now you look for patterns in clouds in Biden's administration. You have nada and you know it. But, the butthurt is strong so you will take the demented circus on the road anyway.
 
2021-12-01 1:48:57 AM  

Corvus: LordJiro: Democrats investigate and impeach based on actual laws being broken.You mean the Democrats the you said earlier today "suck"? Those people?


Yes. They can suck overall but still do the right thing. Part of the reason that they 'suck', in fact, is that they've not been as aggressive with investigations and prosecutions as they need to be.
 
2021-12-01 1:50:25 AM  

LordJiro: Corvus: LordJiro: Democrats investigate and impeach based on actual laws being broken.You mean the Democrats the you said earlier today "suck"? Those people?

Yes. They can suck overall but still do the right thing. Part of the reason that they 'suck', in fact, is that they've not been as aggressive with investigations and prosecutions as they need to be.


Right other than 2 impeachment trails and multiple investigations What have they done?


You are as bad as the Republicans. You blame them for made up shiat.
 
2021-12-01 1:52:11 AM  

Corvus: LordJiro: Also, they say this shiat like every Democratic president isn't plagued by made-up "scandals" and relentless, substance-free fishing expeditions investigations by the GQP.

You mean those Democrats that you said "SUCK" just hours ago?

So the GQP and you do the same thing then.


Yes, complaining that Democrats as a whole are too concerned with "civility" and "decorum" to actually fight against fascism and for progress is EXACTLY THE SAME as claiming that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama personally orchestrated the Benghazi attacks or that Hunter Biden got a job in the private sector therefore Joe Biden is worse than Trump (who, again, literally created high-level government jobs for his farking children that made them the de facto state department).
 
2021-12-01 1:52:41 AM  

AsparagusFTW: MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...

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Boebert is too old for him, and Gaetz may not be old enough for her. and to him MTG might as well be a great-great-great-etc.-grandmother.
 
2021-12-01 1:54:26 AM  

Corvus: LordJiro: Corvus: LordJiro: Democrats investigate and impeach based on actual laws being broken.You mean the Democrats the you said earlier today "suck"? Those people?

Yes. They can suck overall but still do the right thing. Part of the reason that they 'suck', in fact, is that they've not been as aggressive with investigations and prosecutions as they need to be.

Right other than 2 impeachment trails and multiple investigations What have they done?


You are as bad as the Republicans. You blame them for made up shiat.


Aggressive prosecutions, including of Trump. Removal of Trump appointees. Investigations into at LEAST McConnell and McCarthy. Ejecting the likes of MTG and Boebert from Congress under section 3 of the 14th Amendment.

Trump is just one tumor. The cancer is the GQP, and it needs to be cut out.
 
2021-12-01 1:54:50 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Duh. Now about that voting rights legislation...


NO ITS NOT BIPARTISAN
 
2021-12-01 1:55:25 AM  
Ugh it's going to be so farking embarrassing if these idiots take over
 
2021-12-01 1:57:27 AM  

moothemagiccow: Ugh it's going to be so farking embarrassing if these idiots take over


The Nazis and Mussolini's Fascists were farking morons too. Stupidity is no barrier to evil. Sure, it'll destroy itself with its own stupidity, but a whoooole lotta people are gonna get hurt in the meantime.
 
2021-12-01 1:57:28 AM  
a GOP house would impeach Biden every day and twice on Sundays. because reasons. #1 being that the big meanies did it to Trump, TWICE, so therefore and such as.
 
2021-12-01 1:58:35 AM  

moothemagiccow: Ugh it's going to be so farking embarrassing if these idiots take over


whi this is certainly true, embarrassment will be the least of our worries.
 
2021-12-01 1:58:47 AM  

pxsteel: You guys are in for a ton of trouble in just over a year.  We were like no don't for the last 4 years, but you guys didn't listen.


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2021-12-01 1:59:42 AM  

MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...


Redacted Row
 
2021-12-01 1:59:46 AM  

LordJiro: Aggressive prosecutions, including of Trump. Removal of Trump appointees.


Right other than...


Muller Invesitgation

Ukraine Impeachment

Insight Insurrection impeachment

Jan 6th investigation

Trump CFO Tax Fraud

Campaign Fraud prosecution

NY business investigation

CDC interference investigation

Congressional Emoluments Clause investigation


and about a dozen more what have Democrats done to investigate???
 
2021-12-01 2:02:24 AM  
Well hopefully it will be all sound and fury, signifying nothing. Only serving to remind folks why we kicked Trump out, rescuing 2024.

Most people are tired of 24/7 political disagreement, they really do want a government that quietly does its job.
 
2021-12-01 2:02:49 AM  

foo monkey: MrBallou: [Fark user image 506x379]

A racist, a pedophile, and a Neanderthal walk into a bar...

...and the bartender says, "What will you have, President Trump?"


I was gonna say "and puts ketchup on his omelette."
 
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