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(MLive.com)   711 infected across 93 new coronavirus outbreaks in Michigan. Not to be confused with the 93 people sickened in Michigan caused by eating at 7/11   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Education, new COVID-19 outbreaks, Vaccination, School, Michigan health officials, High school, outbreak data, ongoing outbreaks  
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1524 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2021 at 11:04 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-30 11:06:02 PM  
That lady is like, "Penis goes WHERE??"
 
2021-11-30 11:07:03 PM  
It's MAGAtland.  They're probably dancing in the street and celebrating.
 
2021-11-30 11:07:38 PM  
Kids are way more virulent than 7-11s.
 
2021-11-30 11:12:02 PM  

Por que tan serioso: That lady is like, "Penis goes WHERE??"


And even with the mask on, she looks way too normal to be a school bus driver
 
2021-11-30 11:17:44 PM  
7/11 food is...

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2021-11-30 11:21:47 PM  
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2021-11-30 11:27:41 PM  
Waiting for the followip death counts
 
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2021-11-30 11:28:31 PM  
Chipotle has partnered with 7/11?
 
2021-11-30 11:48:35 PM  
Calling all prayer warriors, buy moar gunz now! The war has begun. We are the lion blooded true 'muricans that will fight this CCP virus with every weapon available.  We got the ivermectin, vitamin D, vitamin C, zinc, some weird sounding things I ain't ever heard of before, but must importanly, gunz.  We will win even if it kills every last one of us.

I'm glad that the article clarified that of the hundreds of outbreaks and nearly 7000 infections there was one additional case in the last four weeks. One can never be to precise
 
2021-11-30 11:50:02 PM  
SimonElectric:

I'm glad that the article clarified that of the hundreds of outbreaks and nearly 7000 infections there was one additional case in the last four weeks. One can never be to precise

*too* even
 
2021-11-30 11:51:32 PM  
I worked at 7-11 in High School and ate way too many of those over-cooked leathery roller dogs.  Not too bad, really - somewhere between a real hot dog and a large unspicy Slim Jim.  Free condiments, fark yeah.
 
2021-11-30 11:52:30 PM  

SimonElectric: SimonElectric:

I'm glad that the article clarified that of the hundreds of outbreaks and nearly 7000 infections there was one additional case in the last four weeks. One can never be to precise

*too* even


**to** was correct

/I keed
 
2021-11-30 11:55:58 PM  
There's a better way to live. You get boosted, live your life like the unvaccinated do offline.
 
2021-12-01 12:15:35 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Por que tan serioso: That lady is like, "Penis goes WHERE??"

And even with the mask on, she looks way too normal to be a school bus driver


It looks as though she's wearing the amazon butt-cinch leggings....Not sure why a bus driver would be wearing those, mine never did.....Thankfully.
 
2021-12-01 12:19:04 AM  
It could be worse.

Give it a week.
 
2021-12-01 12:20:14 AM  

Remarkable_Anus: drjekel_mrhyde: Por que tan serioso: That lady is like, "Penis goes WHERE??"

And even with the mask on, she looks way too normal to be a school bus driver

It looks as though she's wearing the amazon butt-cinch leggings....Not sure why a bus driver would be wearing those, mine never did.....Thankfully.


Name checks out
 
2021-12-01 12:52:25 AM  

Aquapope: I worked at 7-11 in High School and ate way too many of those over-cooked leathery roller dogs.  Not too bad, really - somewhere between a real hot dog and a large unspicy Slim Jim.  Free condiments, fark yeah.


I love those hot dogs.  When I was a bachelor, I would go in there, drunk, at 3am, just so I had a better chance of getting the well-seasoned ones.
 
2021-12-01 12:59:06 AM  
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2021-12-01 1:11:49 AM  
only 222 school districts have a mask policy, compared to 311 districts that do not.

If only there was SOMETHING that could get in the way of completely rampant virus transmission.

Yes if only.

*pulls on N95*
 
2021-12-01 1:13:15 AM  
But I was told kids don't get the Covid cooties. Or it's not serious for them. Or they can't spread it. Or some such bullsh*t.
 
2021-12-01 1:22:50 AM  

KodosZardoz: But I was told kids don't get the Covid cooties. Or it's not serious for them. Or they can't spread it. Or some such bullsh*t.


..but if they do it's totally mild and results in no life-altering consequences whatsoever!
 
2021-12-01 1:30:52 AM  

baronbloodbath: 7/11 food is...

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I moved to a place with no 7-Elevens, and I really miss my annual chili dog.
 
2021-12-01 2:43:24 AM  
I remember in high school going to a 7/11 with my buddy and being amazed that we could get a hotdog for a measly .50¢.

We walked about a mile before they came back up and I realized why they were so cheap.
 
2021-12-01 3:08:19 AM  

Claude Ballse: I remember in high school going to a 7/11 with my buddy and being amazed that we could get a hotdog for a measly .50¢.

We walked about a mile before they came back up and I realized why they were so cheap.


Look man, that's on you.  Doing strenuous activity (this is fark, so walking counts) after a 7-11 hot dog is never a good idea.
 
2021-12-01 8:34:38 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Claude Ballse: I remember in high school going to a 7/11 with my buddy and being amazed that we could get a hotdog for a measly .50¢.

We walked about a mile before they came back up and I realized why they were so cheap.

Look man, that's on you.  Doing strenuous activity (this is fark, so walking counts) after a 7-11 hot dog is never a good idea.


I feel the same way about McDonald's burgers.
 
2021-12-01 9:53:54 AM  
I'm starting to think that the Coronavirus doesn't really care about the political leanings of anti-vaxxers.
 
2021-12-01 4:18:56 PM  
Well we have two factors in play here, Trumpidiots who don't believe in Covid and a lot of black people in the southeast who don't trust whitey.
 
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