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(Some Guy)   Anti vaxxer dies. But on the plus side he died with a very clean butthole   (sorryantivaxxer.com) divider line
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2021-11-30 5:08:28 PM  
He must have been more flexible than my cat.
 
2021-11-30 5:11:56 PM  
Dumbass
 
2021-11-30 5:12:57 PM  
Hollleeeee shiiiaatttt... what is that website!?
Oh man.

/this is end of times
 
2021-11-30 5:14:06 PM  
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2021-11-30 5:18:38 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Hollleeeee shiiiaatttt... what is that website!?
Oh man.

/this is end of times


Lots of sad stories needless death.
 
2021-11-30 6:15:37 PM  
Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.
 
2021-11-30 7:15:41 PM  

dildo tontine: west.la.lawyer: Hollleeeee shiiiaatttt... what is that website!?
Oh man.

/this is end of times

Lots of sad stories needless death.


it is a wormhole of insanity - some of the updates and asides on the stories are like a window into utterly irredeemable stupidity.   I just searched California and looked at the 5 articles that came up and it was really discouraging shiat
 
2021-11-30 7:42:44 PM  
Even in Idiocracy they actually treated stuff with medicine.

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2021-11-30 8:52:10 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: He must have been more flexible than my cat.


Cleaner ass too.
 
2021-11-30 9:09:43 PM  
So he bleached his butthole? Dumbass. That's where the UV lightbulb goes.
 
2021-11-30 9:42:02 PM  

grokca: Squid_for_Brains: He must have been more flexible than my cat.

Cleaner ass too.


Well, lipstick *is* pretty hard to remove.
 
2021-11-30 9:43:30 PM  
One less idiot.
 
2021-11-30 9:57:27 PM  
Chlorine dioxide kills all bacteria (not just some like antibiotics do) while sparing beneficial gut flora.

This is what (dead) covidiots actually believe(d).
 
2021-11-30 10:02:55 PM  
My mom won't take vaccines but she would take "the monoclonal".  I don't even bother explaining anymore.
 
2021-11-30 10:03:17 PM  
Terminal dumbassery.
 
2021-11-30 10:04:51 PM  
Well, bless my heart
and bless my soul...................
 
2021-11-30 10:10:06 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.


Nah, if you don't want to get vaccinated like a sane adult, pour Cholorx up your asshole and do the world a favor!
 
2021-11-30 10:15:15 PM  
Wild.

Claimed that bleach up his ass would kill everything bad, but leave normal gut flora untouched.

Nope.
 
2021-11-30 10:19:05 PM  
Another anti-vaxxer dead?

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2021-11-30 10:20:13 PM  

OhioUGrad: Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.

Nah, if you don't want to get vaccinated like a sane adult, pour Cholorx up your asshole and do the world a favor!


You ask the average bloke though, bloke, you wanna live or be remembered for remarkable assholes? and see what they say.
 
2021-11-30 10:37:25 PM  
Why is the deep state preventing Real Patriots from knowing the truth about Chlorine Dioxide enemas?
 
2021-11-30 10:38:16 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: OhioUGrad: Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.

Nah, if you don't want to get vaccinated like a sane adult, pour Cholorx up your asshole and do the world a favor!

You ask the average bloke though, bloke, you wanna live or be remembered for remarkable assholes? and see what they say.


I want to leave a confusing corpse behind, but I can't compete with the nuttery of these folks.
 
2021-11-30 10:40:08 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: OhioUGrad: Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.

Nah, if you don't want to get vaccinated like a sane adult, pour Cholorx up your asshole and do the world a favor!

You ask the average bloke though, bloke, you wanna live or be remembered for remarkable assholes? and see what they say.


Well, I think we all learned from Anna Nicole Smith's death how embarrassing it is to have your anus described as unremarkable.
 
2021-11-30 10:46:23 PM  
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Should have used an inhaler instead. It's pharmaceutical grade!
 
2021-11-30 11:06:29 PM  
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2021-11-30 11:16:50 PM  
Your blog sucks
 
2021-11-30 11:29:57 PM  
Guy looks like my dad.
 
2021-11-30 11:32:31 PM  
Really? How can I be the first with this?

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2021-11-30 11:39:01 PM  
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2021-11-30 11:42:22 PM  
Ich kann nur sagen: viel Spaß beim Toten.
 
2021-11-30 11:49:05 PM  

dildo tontine: Lots of sad stories needless death.


Sad? On the contrary.

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2021-12-01 1:10:54 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Hollleeeee shiiiaatttt... what is that website!?
Oh man.

/this is end of times


You never saw sorryantivaxxer before? It's a regular mention in threads like these, along with r/HermanCainAwards.
 
2021-12-01 1:20:55 AM  
And at the very least i'm glad to see one antivaxxer actually seemed to believe in his anti-medical BS and actually checked himself out of hospital and didn't vaccuum up any more medical resources other, more deserving patients desperatly needs. If he hadn't  he'd probably be on a ventilator or ecmo machine by now and some poor SOB who couldn't get the vax for some unlucky reason or a bad breakthrough case would suffer as a result.

More antivaxxers should check themselves out of hospital to pursue their own preferred treatments just like this, far away from other people.
 
2021-12-01 1:24:53 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.


I think you need to add:  "if after rtfa, if you are still antivaxx, go ahead and do a bleach enema".
 
2021-12-01 1:34:48 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.

I think you need to add:  "if after rtfa, if you are still antivaxx, go ahead and do a bleach enema".


Darn good idea, I hadn't even considered someone going... to those depths.
 
2021-12-01 1:49:29 AM  

Smoking GNU: west.la.lawyer: Hollleeeee shiiiaatttt... what is that website!?
Oh man.

/this is end of times

You never saw sorryantivaxxer before? It's a regular mention in threads like these, along with r/HermanCainAwards.


NO.  I did see the subreddit HCA here, but this is less mean, has a pretty good UI, and, for me, more compelling and scary.
 
2021-12-01 2:01:24 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Smoking GNU: west.la.lawyer: Hollleeeee shiiiaatttt... what is that website!?
Oh man.

/this is end of times

You never saw sorryantivaxxer before? It's a regular mention in threads like these, along with r/HermanCainAwards.

NO.  I did see the subreddit HCA here, but this is less mean, has a pretty good UI, and, for me, more compelling and scary.


Well guess your one of the lucky 10k today, then. The sorry site doesn't have the update volume of r/Herman, though, but i agree with your other points.
 
2021-12-01 2:17:38 AM  
So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.
 
2021-12-01 3:35:11 AM  
I've been trying not to point and laugh at dead antivaxxers, but I'm going to make an exception for this guy.

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2021-12-01 3:42:08 AM  

Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.


I saw that too.

Deny vax.
Decry illness.
Die inevitably.

Like regular clockwork.
 
2021-12-01 3:47:02 AM  

Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.


Who?

Marcus Lamb was an American televangelist, prosperity theologian, minister, and Christian broadcaster. He was the co-founder, president, and CEO of the Daystar Television Network, the second-largest Christian television network in the world. The estimated value of the network is $230 million.

Oh, today gets better and better :D
 
2021-12-01 3:52:59 AM  
What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

Drops him off at band practice.
 
2021-12-01 4:22:13 AM  

Smoking GNU: Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.

Who?

Marcus Lamb was an American televangelist, prosperity theologian, minister, and Christian broadcaster. He was the co-founder, president, and CEO of the Daystar Television Network, the second-largest Christian television network in the world. The estimated value of the network is $230 million.

Oh, today gets better and better :D


Archie Goodwin: Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.

I saw that too.

Deny vax.
Decry illness.
Die inevitably.

Like regular clockwork.


And just like all the others vocal anti-vaxxers who have died from it, not a single one of his followers will have learned a damn thing from this.  His son has already blamed the devil for his father's illness.

/ I'm not even joking about that last part
 
2021-12-01 4:51:24 AM  

Cafe Threads: grokca: Squid_for_Brains: He must have been more flexible than my cat.

Cleaner ass too.

Well, lipstick *is* pretty hard to remove.


There really should be a Caturday thread about that thread.  Like a furry tribute, or a "I was there" sort of thing (I wasn't, but I read it later). There's wisdom to be had from it, is all.
 
2021-12-01 4:54:46 AM  

Neondistraction: Smoking GNU: Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.

Who?

Marcus Lamb was an American televangelist, prosperity theologian, minister, and Christian broadcaster. He was the co-founder, president, and CEO of the Daystar Television Network, the second-largest Christian television network in the world. The estimated value of the network is $230 million.

Oh, today gets better and better :D

Archie Goodwin: Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.

I saw that too.

Deny vax.
Decry illness.
Die inevitably.

Like regular clockwork.

And just like all the others vocal anti-vaxxers who have died from it, not a single one of his followers will have learned a damn thing from this.  His son has already blamed the devil for his father's illness.

/ I'm not even joking about that last part


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Wasn't me.
 
2021-12-01 5:16:48 AM  

Neondistraction: So while reading TFA I noticed Marcus Lamb was mentioned, which inspired me to look him up and see how his battle with covid was going.  Wouldn't you know it, he just died earlier today (or yesterday, depending on your time zone).  I'll be enjoying that fark thread as well.



I tried submitting (with the headline of "The Lamb... dies down... from COOOOVID..."), but it had already been submitted and turned down.
 
2021-12-01 6:00:18 AM  

Theeng: Uchiha_Cycliste: OhioUGrad: Uchiha_Cycliste: Johann was a farking idiot. Don't be like Johann, get vaccinated.

Nah, if you don't want to get vaccinated like a sane adult, pour Cholorx up your asshole and do the world a favor!

You ask the average bloke though, bloke, you wanna live or be remembered for remarkable assholes? and see what they say.

I want to leave a confusing corpse behind, but I can't compete with the nuttery of these folks.


Key point - the nuts are pretty close to the asshole.
 
2021-12-01 6:42:00 AM  
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2021-12-01 9:05:08 AM  
He did his research
 
2021-12-01 10:50:50 AM  
How do you make it to adult age, and think that not only putting bleach in your body was safe, but that it would also work? These are people that should not be allowed to use sharp tools.
 
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