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(WSPA)   I laughed, my wife laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster, the toaster shot back   (wspa.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Assisted living, Firearm, English-language films, resident's room, The Incident, Greenwood Police Department, toaster oven, small fire  
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5342 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2021 at 9:46 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-30 4:51:41 PM  
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2021-11-30 8:10:25 PM  
This should be it.
 
2021-11-30 8:51:57 PM  
Clive Owen is eating a carrot somewhere nearby.
 
2021-11-30 9:34:46 PM  
So many questions.  Why did an assisted living facility have ammo in the first place?  Why would ammo be stored in a toaster?  What was so funny that everybody laughed?
 
2021-11-30 9:48:52 PM  
I mean, hey, warm bullets. You'd prefer cold?
 
2021-11-30 9:50:48 PM  
Officials said it appeared the fire was started because the resident placed several rounds of ammunition into a toaster oven causing the ammunition to discharge and making employees believe that a shooter was on the property.

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2021-11-30 9:51:17 PM  
Remember kids, pop a tart in your toaster, not a cap.
 
2021-11-30 9:53:08 PM  
How did the toast taste?
 
2021-11-30 9:53:32 PM  
Terribly written satire. Right? This IS satire....right guys? Guys? .........guys?
 
2021-11-30 9:54:11 PM  
The only thing that can stop a bad toaster is... a brave little toaster?
 
2021-11-30 9:54:21 PM  
Full metal Pop-Tart
 
2021-11-30 9:54:22 PM  
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helpful image of what a toaster might look like
 
2021-11-30 9:54:42 PM  

SimonElectric: Remember kids, pop a tart in your toaster, not a cap.


Chicks don't like to be called tarts.
 
2021-11-30 9:55:57 PM  
Well, that definitely explains the frozen waffle...
AND the profound leg wound...
 
2021-11-30 9:56:43 PM  
Should have just had the damned toast.

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2021-11-30 9:57:00 PM  
mmm, toasters...

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2021-11-30 9:57:22 PM  
... something ... something ... hot lead.
 
2021-11-30 9:57:30 PM  
....how did an old person in a nursing home get ammo?
 
2021-11-30 10:00:04 PM  
It's probably harder for someone in that facility to get a toaster than farking ammo to shove in it.
 
2021-11-30 10:00:13 PM  
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2021-11-30 10:02:23 PM  

iheartscotch: ....how did an old person in a nursing home get ammo?


I am sure it was a son or daughter; Here pop, you take this .357 and box of ammo. If that Mrs. Stevens from room 236 gives you anymore shiat, you put take her out.

Pop: When is Nixon going to get us out of Vietnam?!
 
2021-11-30 10:03:13 PM  
I had to get a new toaster recently, and no bullets/pop-tarts will ever be placed inside of it.
 
2021-11-30 10:03:16 PM  
Accidents like these are why I store all my ammo in a yttrium laser based plasma generator /s
 
2021-11-30 10:03:36 PM  
tarts dont like to be called dames...
 
2021-11-30 10:03:57 PM  

fortheloveof: SimonElectric: Remember kids, pop a tart in your toaster, not a cap.

Chicks don't like to be called tarts.


Bints don't like to be called chicks especially when they've been moistenedz
 
2021-11-30 10:13:09 PM  
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2021-11-30 10:13:09 PM  
There seems to be a missing step; you can shoot in and into buildings otherwise and it doesn't start a fire.
 
2021-11-30 10:15:35 PM  
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2021-11-30 10:19:45 PM  
old and busted: Stand Your Ground

new hotness: Leggo My Eggo
 
2021-11-30 10:21:55 PM  
The toaster is now in toaster heaven.

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2021-11-30 10:25:39 PM  
But is the toast okay?
 
2021-11-30 10:26:59 PM  

Somaticasual: Well, that definitely explains the frozen waffle...
AND the profound leg wound...


Still no explanation for the blue waffle though.
 
2021-11-30 10:27:15 PM  

Bertuccio: There seems to be a missing step; you can shoot in and into buildings otherwise and it doesn't start a fire.


If you set ammo off by heating the primer you get lots of loose, burning gunpowder.
 
2021-11-30 10:41:58 PM  

Jeff5: Bertuccio: There seems to be a missing step; you can shoot in and into buildings otherwise and it doesn't start a fire.

If you set ammo off by heating the primer you get lots of loose, burning gunpowder.


Less that and more shrapnel from the case exploding.
 
2021-11-30 10:50:49 PM  
Dementia is a terrible thing.
 
2021-11-30 10:52:03 PM  
Who doesn't like to cook off a few rounds?
 
2021-11-30 10:59:20 PM  
Not Texas?  I'm confused
 
2021-11-30 11:02:55 PM  

Theeng: Jeff5: Bertuccio: There seems to be a missing step; you can shoot in and into buildings otherwise and it doesn't start a fire.

If you set ammo off by heating the primer you get lots of loose, burning gunpowder.

Less that and more shrapnel from the case exploding.


If the case fails it rarely starts fires, but the powder frequently does. Usually the case remains intact since the bullet isn't very tightly held in the case and separates before the case fails.
 
2021-11-30 11:06:13 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Officials said it appeared the fire was started because the resident placed several rounds of ammunition into a toaster oven causing the ammunition to discharge and making employees believe that a shooter was on the property.

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Your children have consigned your decrepit self to the home. You're out of whiskey, and the nurses steal your clothes. That's why. Do I have to paint a picture for you people? Cripes!
 
2021-11-30 11:06:58 PM  
Were the bullets OK?
 
2021-11-30 11:09:01 PM  

skiinstructor: tarts dont like to be called dames...


Dames don't like to be called broads, toots.
 
2021-11-30 11:16:08 PM  
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"Gun powdered toast maaaaaaaaaaaan!"
 
2021-11-30 11:25:52 PM  
It probably didn't happen like this.

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2021-11-30 11:33:05 PM  
No, no, no. They said happiness was a warm GUN, not AMMO!
 
2021-11-30 11:34:02 PM  

NeoCortex42: So many questions.  Why did an assisted living facility have ammo in the first place?  Why would ammo be stored in a toaster?  What was so funny that everybody laughed?


all these questions and more will be answered in the next episode of...

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2021-11-30 11:36:04 PM  

iheartscotch: ....how did an old person in a nursing home get ammo?


prison-purse?
 
2021-11-30 11:41:12 PM  

Bertuccio: There seems to be a missing step; you can shoot in and into buildings otherwise and it doesn't start a fire.


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2021-11-30 11:47:00 PM  
Earguy, if anyone gives you crap about the taco shell incident, show them this.
 
2021-11-30 11:50:22 PM  

Nick el Ass: I had to get a new toaster recently, and no bullets/pop-tarts will ever be placed inside of it.


I hate new toaster day.
 
2021-12-01 12:07:35 AM  

kabloink: It probably didn't happen like this.

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Yeah, the old man should have some baldness and glasses.
 
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