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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman misunderstands the meaning of UberEats   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, Michele Stilwell, Misdemeanor, Michael Hassey, unprovoked attack, Felony, plea deal, pair of criminal charges  
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4951 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2021 at 4:53 PM (31 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-30 4:41:03 PM  
Displayed indications of alcohol influence?

/ Since when did alcohol cause people to choke and bite other people?

//bath salts maybe? Or some good ol PCP?
 
2021-11-30 4:44:50 PM  
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She still looks peckish...
 
2021-11-30 4:46:24 PM  
Scary
 
2021-11-30 4:56:48 PM  

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She still looks peckish...


"You gonna eat that camera?"
 
2021-11-30 4:58:50 PM  
Happened in Florida. Florida tag should have been used.
 
2021-11-30 4:59:16 PM  
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Looks like she is in position to bite his cawk off in this terrific photo.
 
2021-11-30 4:59:52 PM  
I clicked the link before looking at the tag and as I read I thought "this has got to be in Florida." Closed TFA saw the scary tag and thought HOLD UP! Re-opened the article clicked on the police document and voila I was right. I typed all of that just to say BOOOO Submitter! Florida tag or GTFO
 
2021-11-30 5:00:55 PM  
Begging for Photoshop

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2021-11-30 5:02:02 PM  
She looks like the elderly lady who was possessed and escaped the asylum in Exorcist III
 
2021-11-30 5:02:14 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Displayed indications of alcohol influence?

/ Since when did alcohol cause people to choke and bite other people?

//bath salts maybe? Or some good ol PCP?


Or infected by the T-virus.
 
2021-11-30 5:02:30 PM  
That's pointy end of the red zone in Barney's hot vs crazy chart. Waaaay into the pointy end.
 
2021-11-30 5:13:08 PM  
Misdemeanors? Does the victim get no say in this? Lock that lunatic away.
 
2021-11-30 5:17:16 PM  

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Let Daniel Radcliffe go!
 
2021-11-30 5:23:20 PM  
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque: THE MOVIE
Youtube JE37e1eK2mY


Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought.
// Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah
/// three
 
2021-11-30 5:23:43 PM  
She did a Dracula on his ass...well, not on his ass, but my point still stands.
 
2021-11-30 5:26:47 PM  
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2021-11-30 5:27:10 PM  
She got off easy.

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2021-11-30 5:28:08 PM  
I remember this story - it was horrible. The video of the attack shows him terrified to defend himself in case. Her was clearly worried that he would lose his livelihood if he raised his hands against her in self defense.

She was completely out of control and her attacks on him were horrible in their viciousness. It's only because she had no strength and he was so young that he could opt for non-retaliation.

The fact that they let her off so lightly is appalling.

Florida woman caught on video choking, biting and scratching Uber driver
Youtube 6uHrI_f2NJg
 
2021-11-30 5:28:30 PM  

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Damn it, hit the wrong button.

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But the resemblance is striking
 
2021-11-30 5:29:26 PM  
I would like to know why. This is a very crazy ass story. By the way, does she remind anyone else of Bret Butler?
 
2021-11-30 5:33:55 PM  

ansius: I remember this story - it was horrible. The video of the attack shows him terrified to defend himself in case. Her was clearly worried that he would lose his livelihood if he raised his hands against her in self defense.

She was completely out of control and her attacks on him were horrible in their viciousness. It's only because she had no strength and he was so young that he could opt for non-retaliation.

The fact that they let her off so lightly is appalling.

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Holy f*ck, that was horrifying!
 
2021-11-30 5:42:21 PM  
From now on she'll need to wear one of these while in public.

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2021-11-30 6:11:18 PM  

west.la.lawyer: She looks like the elderly lady who was possessed and escaped the asylum in Exorcist III


She looks like the mom in The Visit.
 
2021-11-30 6:19:26 PM  

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Hands up, Don't chew
 
2021-11-30 6:20:58 PM  
Kinda sucks that she only got probation.
 
2021-11-30 6:36:53 PM  
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Mah son tried to leave me, too!

Horror Increasing Violin Suspense Sound Effect
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2021-11-30 6:48:51 PM  
Her daughter...



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2021-11-30 6:51:42 PM  

west.la.lawyer: She looks like the elderly lady who was possessed and escaped the asylum in Exorcist III


She might even be able to crawl on the ceiling, too.
 
2021-11-30 7:07:53 PM  

west.la.lawyer: She looks like the elderly lady who was possessed and escaped the asylum in Exorcist III



But she acts more like the crazy old ceiling-crawling woman in "Legion".

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2021-11-30 7:12:16 PM  
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2021-11-30 7:17:45 PM  
We asked Uber what they were doing to protect their drivers...

If only there was a partition between the driver and the passenger.  I mean, that would probably mean purpose building something... we could call them Tuxis, Texis, Tixis... something like that.

/Of course she probably got to ride in a car with a partition right after this.
//Let's build a business where people who don't understand depreciation of assets buy our capital and then give us a cut of what they earn.  Let's make traffic worse... surely this must be a sustainable business plan.
 
2021-11-30 7:27:07 PM  
So there's people standing right outside his open window doing nothing? Why does this feel staged.
 
2021-11-30 8:02:34 PM  

ecor1: Kinda sucks that she only got probation.


It's tragic injustice and probably only because she's an old white woman and the prosecutor is afraid that old white women who vote would be upset if she got the sentence she deserved. It was a violent, unprovoked attack that resulted in significant injury to the victim, change the age, race or gender of the perpetrator and the chances of getting probation are nill.
 
2021-11-30 8:28:27 PM  

robodog: ecor1: Kinda sucks that she only got probation.

It's tragic injustice and probably only because she's an old white woman and the prosecutor is afraid that old white women who vote would be upset if she got the sentence she deserved. It was a violent, unprovoked attack that resulted in significant injury to the victim, change the age, race or gender of the perpetrator and the chances of getting probation are nill.


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2021-11-30 8:32:03 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Displayed indications of alcohol influence?

/ Since when did alcohol cause people to choke and bite other people?

//bath salts maybe? Or some good ol PCP?


It's happened once or twice.

But was completely consensual.

Still have the scar 8 years later.
 
2021-11-30 8:36:58 PM  
Exorcist III the creepy hospital scene
Youtube 6KmJZs5I4r8
 
2021-11-30 8:54:27 PM  
I'll guess bath salts. I haven't heard of anybody but leopards eating your face lately.

Bath salts cure Covid 19, says a rumour that will be invented by the end of this sentence.
 
2021-11-30 8:58:19 PM  
This looks more like an "Every thing you know is wrong".

Not that "Alberquerque" isn't a wonderful song. But i have never seen or heard it before, so it's not the first song to mind.
 
2021-11-30 8:59:04 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6KmJZs5I4r8]


There's a hospital scene in Exorcist III?

Next question:  there's an Exorcist III?
 
2021-11-30 9:14:20 PM  
that poor kid must feel utterly devalued.  i hope that somehow, despite the shiat job, he can afford to move the fark away from the place that treated his ordeal like it was nothing.  imagine what it would do to ones mental health to stay where you have proof like that, that you just don't matter- and yet you are expected to follow all the rules and laws... it's not even like a one said/the other said: there is video evidence...
i honestly didn't set out to turn this into a sort of BLM parallel: i can see the pic of the kid and i meant to speak of him as an individual, but as it came out the way it did, well, anyway, this is bullshiat and i hope he has supportive friends around him.
and jesus christ, at which hospital is she a nurse?!  tell us, and give people at least to avoid the crazy biatch
 
2021-11-30 10:01:00 PM  
Snack Attack
 
2021-12-01 12:28:18 AM  


brantgoose:
Bathia_Mapes: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6KmJZs5I4r8] There's a hospital scene in Exorcist III? Next question:  there's an Exorcist III?


There is and it's actually a decent movie and was released in 1990. It's not the godawful crapfest that was Exorcist 2.  Scariest scene from the movie linked above.
 
2021-12-01 12:35:44 AM  

brantgoose: Bathia_Mapes: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6KmJZs5I4r8]

There's a hospital scene in Exorcist III?

Next question:  there's an Exorcist III?



I should also point out that a good chunk of Exorcist III is set in a hospital psych ward.
 
2021-12-01 1:23:14 AM  
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2021-12-01 5:43:48 AM  
Stilwell? No, I'm pretty sure she hasn't been well for a while.
 
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