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(NYPost)   Imagine your haircut if your barber was arguing at the time. Now instead of a haircut, imagine freakin lasers   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Scary, The Salon, Asli Ilhan, high price, entire face, laser rejuvenation treatment, Muratpasa region of Antalya, desperate attempt, Turkish woman  
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2021-11-30 8:23:14 PM  
Ilhan added: "I absolutely do not accept this decision."
She also has demanded her money back from another salon whose treatment to fix her condition only made it worse, the Sun said.


That's it?
 
2021-11-30 8:23:28 PM  
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2021-11-30 8:26:43 PM  
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2021-11-30 8:31:18 PM  
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2021-11-30 8:31:21 PM  
Show me a before photo without thirteen centimeters of spackle and roofing tar, because I'm not convinced all that damage was laser.
 
2021-11-30 8:31:50 PM  
Was she ill-tempered?
 
2021-11-30 8:32:22 PM  
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2021-11-30 8:35:31 PM  
Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!
 
2021-11-30 8:38:26 PM  
Revenge is a dish best served cold:

The Dish: The injured woman should learn laser tattoo removal.

The Best Served: Create 50% off coupons, and be patient.

The Cold: When the 'beautician,' decides that tattoos aren't cool and wants them removed, provide coupons.


(Assumes the beautician also has tattoos)
 
2021-11-30 8:39:23 PM  
That's not gonna buff out.
 
2021-11-30 8:40:14 PM  
Geeeeee-eye jooooooooeeeee!!
 
2021-11-30 8:40:19 PM  

wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!


Beautician shark! Do do dodo do
 
2021-11-30 8:41:59 PM  

wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!


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2021-11-30 8:43:38 PM  
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2021-11-30 8:44:30 PM  
Wrong picture! Fark it om
 
2021-11-30 8:46:07 PM  
I'm drunk lol
 
2021-11-30 8:50:24 PM  
Should've stuck with filtering your pictures
 
2021-11-30 8:54:12 PM  

Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do


Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
 
2021-11-30 8:59:50 PM  

wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.


Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.
 
2021-11-30 8:59:53 PM  
G'nite all!!!
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2021-11-30 9:03:17 PM  

Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.


OMG...is she ok?
 
2021-11-30 9:08:37 PM  

Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.


Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.
 
2021-11-30 9:14:37 PM  
[Cliché nexk tattoo]

OH GOD MY FLAWLESS SKIN YOU MONSTERS
 
2021-11-30 9:15:07 PM  

Coach McGirk: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

OMG...is she ok?


High BP. Vallium and something else brought it down. Doc is prescribing a different med to try. Family history of high BP. So, for us; this is 'normal.' Just another annoying side trip instead of enjoying our evening together.

She's in good spirits. Calm. Kind of laughing about it. She got dizzy as she was picking up dinner on the way home. Got an ambulance ride. I grabbed my daughter, picked up wife's car, and I ambulance chased. (No lights. Not a big emergency)

And my daughter drove home with our dinner. We're both hungry. At this point we just want to get the new scrip and head on home....

That said, ya'll. Get your physical every year. Your body is a machine. It breaks down or gets wonky over time. Get it checked out.
 
2021-11-30 9:17:42 PM  

wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.


Amphetamines. Farking godsend.

/has da ADD. Hyperactive? Brain yes. Body no.
 
2021-11-30 9:20:11 PM  
She also has demanded her money back from another salon whose treatment to fix her condition only made it worse, the Sun said.

Crazy idea: Stop going to salons for medical treatment.
 
2021-11-30 9:26:35 PM  
They've turned that poor woman into Lindsay Lohan. I hope she sues.

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2021-11-30 10:32:53 PM  

Petey4335: Coach McGirk: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

OMG...is she ok?

High BP. Vallium and something else brought it down. Doc is prescribing a different med to try. Family history of high BP. So, for us; this is 'normal.' Just another annoying side trip instead of enjoying our evening together.

She's in good spirits. Calm. Kind of laughing about it. She got dizzy as she was picking up dinner on the way home. Got an ambulance ride. I grabbed my daughter, picked up wife's car, and I ambulance chased. (No lights. Not a big emergency)

And my daughter drove home with our dinner. We're both hungry. At this point we just want to get the new scrip and head on home....

That said, ya'll. Get your physical every year. Your body is a machine. It breaks down or gets wonky over time. Get it checked out.


Jesus.

I've been avoiding the doctor.

I probably have all of those things.
 
2021-11-30 10:54:04 PM  

wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.


Amphetamines and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy have done wonders for me.
 
2021-11-30 10:54:46 PM  

Valter: Petey4335: Coach McGirk: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

OMG...is she ok?

High BP. Vallium and something else brought it down. Doc is prescribing a different med to try. Family history of high BP. So, for us; this is 'normal.' Just another annoying side trip instead of enjoying our evening together.

She's in good spirits. Calm. Kind of laughing about it. She got dizzy as she was picking up dinner on the way home. Got an ambulance ride. I grabbed my daughter, picked up wife's car, and I ambulance chased. (No lights. Not a big emergency)

And my daughter drove home with our dinner. We're both hungry. At this point we just want to get the new scrip and head on home....

That said, ya'll. Get your physical every year. Your body is a machine. It breaks down or gets wonky over time. Get it checked out.

Jesus.

I've been avoiding the doctor.

I probably have all of those things.


You have my underaged daughter and our dinner, too?! Da heck?! (I keed. I keed....)

Stop avoiding the doctor. Not just that. Get to know your primary care doc like he or she is your bestest friend. It will help you, and them to be able to tell something isn't rightin the long run.
 
2021-11-30 11:01:07 PM  
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2021-11-30 11:44:13 PM  

anuran: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.

Amphetamines and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy have done wonders for me.


The stimulants are marginally effective but they're still struggling to find the right dose that doesn't make her speedy but also allows her to focus. She's supposedly going to be getting some CBT but I don't know if it's happening yet. I hope for the best but so far not much in the results department.
 
2021-11-30 11:59:03 PM  
The first step is to tell someone you are paying to do something to or for you to get the FARK off their damn phone of your leaving and not paying...
 
2021-12-01 12:12:11 AM  

wax_on: anuran: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.

Amphetamines and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy have done wonders for me.

The stimulants are marginally effective but they're still struggling to find the right dose that doesn't make her speedy but also allows her to focus. She's supposedly going to be getting some CBT but I don't know if it's happening yet. I hope for the best but so far not much in the results department.


I've got wifey's ADD/OCD making our life hell. She hasn't directly acknowledged the OCD in 15 years and gets pissed at me and calls me controlling every time I try pointing out something it impacts.
 
2021-12-01 12:38:30 AM  

goodbeer: wax_on: anuran: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.

Amphetamines and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy have done wonders for me.

The stimulants are marginally effective but they're still struggling to find the right dose that doesn't make her speedy but also allows her to focus. She's supposedly going to be getting some CBT but I don't know if it's happening yet. I hope for the best but so far not much in the results department.

I've got wifey's ADD/OCD making our life hell. She hasn't directly acknowledged the OCD in 15 years and gets pissed at me and calls me controlling every time I try pointing out something it impacts.


Oh, ADD and OCD. Nice combo. Like the two just magnify the worst parts of the other.

My wife does some OCD type stuff but I think it's mostly hyperfocus. Like when she's obsessively cleaning the kitchen instead of doing the thing that is actually her nighttime job, getting our kids to brush their teeth and get ready for bed.
 
2021-12-01 12:52:53 AM  

wax_on: anuran: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Petey4335: wax_on: Now imagine if your beautician were a SHARK!

Beautician shark! Do do dodo do

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Trying. In ER because wife has issues that are non life threatening at this time... but scary at times. Really... i post crap on here to make myself laugh most of the time. If i got someone else to, bonus in a half.

Yikes! All I have is my wife's ADHD tearing our marriage apart. At least nobody is in the hospital. Best to you and yours.

Amphetamines and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy have done wonders for me.

The stimulants are marginally effective but they're still struggling to find the right dose that doesn't make her speedy but also allows her to focus. She's supposedly going to be getting some CBT but I don't know if it's happening yet. I hope for the best but so far not much in the results department.


Good luck!
There are also non-stimulant medications which can help like guanfacine and clonidine. Clonidine doesn't directly hit the ADD, but it helps a lot with the frustration and also lowers blood pressure. Strattera works for some people. Point is, the first medication isn't always the one which does the best job.
 
2021-12-01 1:12:37 AM  
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2021-12-01 3:24:24 AM  
No one?
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2021-12-01 3:38:58 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Ilhan added: "I absolutely do not accept this decision."
She also has demanded her money back from another salon whose treatment to fix her condition only made it worse, the Sun said.

That's it?


She would have got more, but the original value of her face decreased dramatically when she got that awful neck tattoo.
 
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2021-12-01 5:40:18 AM  

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I had a laser ureteroscopy last year to remove a kidney stone. I was under general anesthesia, but I imagine the procedure looked something like that.
 
2021-12-01 11:32:55 AM  

batlock666: jtown: [techrepublic.com image 700x418]

I had a laser ureteroscopy last year to remove a kidney stone. I was under general anesthesia, but I imagine the procedure looked something like that.


No, it was far worse.  I'm at the age where my friends are telling me their kidney stone stories.  "But how did they get the laser in there?"

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