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2021-11-30 3:36:37 PM  
Are the guns OK?
 
2021-11-30 4:06:04 PM  

mrshowrules: Are the guns OK?


That's what's important here to 45% of the country.
 
2021-11-30 4:06:04 PM  
Shooter in custody?
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2021-11-30 4:06:22 PM  
Maybe just a metronome?
 
2021-11-30 4:06:27 PM  
The live video shows 3 dead now. The article only discussed several being wounded.

The shooter was 15 years old.
 
2021-11-30 4:06:49 PM  
 MAGAts on faecesbook are already like " Oh of course, right on schedule to fit into the Demonrats plans for gun control "
 
2021-11-30 4:06:59 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: The live video shows 3 dead now. The article only discussed several being wounded.

The shooter was 15 years old.


<SIGH>
 
2021-11-30 4:07:02 PM  
My son said his school decided to tell the student that Friday they are doing a lockdown drill. He checked his phone and was like...oh...because another school got shot up today and we need to be ready to barricade the door when it happens here. the teacher assured him it won't happen here because we have an SRO. Our SRO is 63 years old and just doing it because he doesn't want to retire yet.
 
2021-11-30 4:07:10 PM  
Michigan GOP: "Just exercising his 2A. don't get all triggered, none of YOU were shot."
 
2021-11-30 4:07:29 PM  
Quick! get more guns and make them readily available! that's clearly the answer!


/s, just in case.
 
2021-11-30 4:07:57 PM  
9 casualties inflicted in 5 minutes with only a handgun? That's much better shooting than usual for these incidents.

And then he just surrendered to the police without a fight or attempt to flee? That's the real sign of crazy.
 
2021-11-30 4:08:14 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: mrshowrules: Are the guns OK?

That's what's important here to 45% of the country.


And the dead kids?  That's just more "conservative humor" for the gun humping, MAGAt crowd.
 
2021-11-30 4:08:53 PM  

pheed: Peter von Nostrand: mrshowrules: Are the guns OK?

That's what's important here to 45% of the country.

And the dead kids?  That's just more "conservative humor" for the gun humping, MAGAt crowd.


Crisis actors
 
2021-11-30 4:09:14 PM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: 9 casualties inflicted in 5 minutes with only a handgun? That's much better shooting than usual for these incidents.

And then he just surrendered to the police without a fight or attempt to flee? That's the real sign of crazy.


And whiteness...probably.
 
2021-11-30 4:09:47 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: pheed: Peter von Nostrand: mrshowrules: Are the guns OK?

That's what's important here to 45% of the country.

And the dead kids?  That's just more "conservative humor" for the gun humping, MAGAt crowd.

Crisis actors


Oh Alex...you silly guy.
 
2021-11-30 4:10:09 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: MAGAts on faecesbook are already like " Oh of course, right on schedule to fit into the Demonrats plans for gun control "


Far-right maniacs who hoard guns have been planning to kill civilized Americans for many years now. Any pushback against their plot is unacceptable, so they try to get out ahead of the story with their pro-maniac point of view.
 
2021-11-30 4:10:48 PM  
Man thank goodness for those well regulated militias. Those 9 kids that were shot were looking awful insurrecty
 
2021-11-30 4:11:03 PM  
If it wasn't legally his gun, the owner of record should be charged with murder.
 
2021-11-30 4:11:03 PM  
I don't think I've been to Oxford but I'm guessing that's an upper-middle-class school. Why do most of these shootings take place in areas where kids are probably over pampered by their parents?
 
2021-11-30 4:11:16 PM  
The WSJ said the kid lawyered up right away. I have a feeling this story is going to have some legs.

Either way, sad as hell. RIP everyone. Gun control and mental health is needed, gun confiscation is not.
 
2021-11-30 4:11:48 PM  
Very curious as to what was going through the 15-year-old shooter's mind in the days leading up to this shooting.
 
2021-11-30 4:11:52 PM  
The local news there is reporting that some kids didn't want to go to school today - because of threats on snapchat that said if certain people went to school today, they'd be killed.  WTF.
 
2021-11-30 4:11:58 PM  
Michigan has a lot of drive-by shootings in school parking lots.  First one indoors in quite a while.
 
2021-11-30 4:12:23 PM  
Guaran-farking-tee that he's a right-wing gun-humping MAGAt.
 
2021-11-30 4:12:23 PM  
Why does this get a 'News' tag?
 
2021-11-30 4:12:31 PM  
Oxford, MI is heavy MAGAt country, FYI. Nothing will change, like usual.
 
2021-11-30 4:12:38 PM  
He should start practicing his crying in front of a jury and say those kids were brandishing pencils and he felt threatened.
 
2021-11-30 4:13:17 PM  
Nature is healing.
 
2021-11-30 4:13:28 PM  

arrogantbastich: Michigan GOP: "Just exercising his 2A. don't get all triggered, none of YOU were shot."


Michigan GQP be like:

PSYOP LIKE COVID19! DURTY DEMONRATS! EBIL BIG GUBBERMINT! GIMME MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK! KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY MEDICARE! LET'S GO BRANDON!
 
2021-11-30 4:13:41 PM  
So are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent going to have a fund raiser event for the kids that got shot?

/no
//they probably own the store where that gun was sold
 
2021-11-30 4:13:44 PM  

Heamer: Very curious as to what was going through the 15-year-old shooter's mind in the days leading up to this shooting.


Too much call of duty and heavy metal music, duh.
 
2021-11-30 4:14:08 PM  
Conservative logic is to give everyone guns so that people with guns can be killed by people with guns.

Perhaps someone who has decided to commit mass murder doesn't care about being killed. If that is true then when everyone has a gun it makes it pretty easy to get a gun and commit mass murder.

Why does anyone NEED a gun? a lot of people WANT a gun but no one NEEDS a gun.
 
2021-11-30 4:14:13 PM  

ColonelCathcart: The WSJ said the kid lawyered up right away. I have a feeling this story is going to have some legs.

Either way, sad as hell. RIP everyone. Gun control and mental health is needed, gun confiscation is not.


How do you have gun control if you can't take the guns away from lunatics?
 
2021-11-30 4:14:22 PM  
Did SUV's learn to shoot?
 
2021-11-30 4:14:49 PM  
FTA: The undersheriff said the suspect was arrested by a deputy detailed to the site and one who arrived on the scene.

At least the cop assigned to the scholl didn't run away this time, so that's an improvement.
 
2021-11-30 4:14:56 PM  

Malenfant: ColonelCathcart: The WSJ said the kid lawyered up right away. I have a feeling this story is going to have some legs.

Either way, sad as hell. RIP everyone. Gun control and mental health is needed, gun confiscation is not.

How do you have gun control if you can't take the guns away from lunatics?


Exactly that. Doctors should be able to confiscate guns like they can a driver's license.
 
2021-11-30 4:15:19 PM  

mrshowrules: Are the guns OK?


this is all some big joke to you huh. no one ever mentions the real victims here.


the bullets. won't someone please think of the bullets.
 
2021-11-30 4:15:29 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: Conservative logic is to give everyone guns so that people with guns can be killed by people with guns.

Perhaps someone who has decided to commit mass murder doesn't care about being killed. If that is true then when everyone has a gun it makes it pretty easy to get a gun and commit mass murder.

Why does anyone NEED a gun? a lot of people WANT a gun but no one NEEDS a gun.


People in civilization don't need guns in most cases, but rural people do need them.
 
2021-11-30 4:15:47 PM  
I'm sure it was all in self defense since that's the "Get Out Of Jail " free card
 
2021-11-30 4:16:04 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Malenfant: ColonelCathcart: The WSJ said the kid lawyered up right away. I have a feeling this story is going to have some legs.

Either way, sad as hell. RIP everyone. Gun control and mental health is needed, gun confiscation is not.

How do you have gun control if you can't take the guns away from lunatics?

Exactly that. Doctors should be able to confiscate guns like they can a driver's license.


That's the gun confiscation that you ruled out.
 
2021-11-30 4:16:20 PM  
15?  Anyone who helped to provide him the gun and ammunition needs to be up on felony murder charges.
 
2021-11-30 4:16:25 PM  
"McCabe said, adding the weapon was a semi-automatic handgun"

Time to ban ar-15's because scary!
 
2021-11-30 4:16:39 PM  

Malenfant: jack_o_the_hills: MAGAts on faecesbook are already like " Oh of course, right on schedule to fit into the Demonrats plans for gun control "

Far-right maniacs who hoard guns have been planning to kill civilized Americans for many years now. Any pushback against their plot is unacceptable, so they try to get out ahead of the story with their pro-maniac point of view.


Not to mention it's all rooted in religion. Specifically the part where anytime you question their ideas, it's considered heresy, so you're not allowed to do that.

Hence while some people involved in these movements might say, "Holy hell! WTF are we doing? Why are we doing this?!" to themselves in their own heads, they'll never say it out loud to others. Just as silence creates approval through majority agreement without challenge, so would protest when it becomes the majority too.

That and lets face facts here: It was hard enough for men to have friendships before the age of Social Media, let alone now. So even if you're bonding over bullshiat conspiracy theories or outright hate, at least you're not alone. Challenging that results in isolation, thus it perpetuates itself further.
 
2021-11-30 4:16:44 PM  

Heamer: Very curious as to what was going through the 15-year-old shooter's mind in the days leading up to this shooting.


Hey, dad has that handgun he never locks up.....
 
2021-11-30 4:17:55 PM  
Hopefully trump is available for the photo op.
 
2021-11-30 4:18:26 PM  

FrancoFile: Michigan has a lot of drive-by shootings in school parking lots.  First one indoors in quite a while.


Oxford is a more rural outlier to Detroit, and more middle-class.
 
2021-11-30 4:18:32 PM  

Malenfant: cowsaregoodeating: Conservative logic is to give everyone guns so that people with guns can be killed by people with guns.

Perhaps someone who has decided to commit mass murder doesn't care about being killed. If that is true then when everyone has a gun it makes it pretty easy to get a gun and commit mass murder.

Why does anyone NEED a gun? a lot of people WANT a gun but no one NEEDS a gun.

People in civilization don't need guns in most cases, but rural people do need them.


Wild animals?
 
2021-11-30 4:18:58 PM  

Heamer: Very curious as to what was going through the 15-year-old shooter's mind in the days leading up to this shooting.


"A kid recently got away with shooting 3 people (and killing 2 of them) in Wisconsin; if he can do it, so can I!"
 
2021-11-30 4:19:03 PM  
Where are all those good guys with guns that I hear about all the time?
 
2021-11-30 4:19:47 PM  

Zombie DJ: Hopefully trump is available for the photo op.


For sure, he's great at these types of events .  KKKyle isn't far away either, they could do a combo cooperative marketing deal.

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