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(BGR)   Apple glasses are the latest thing that Apple reinvented   (bgr.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Virtual reality, Apple leakers, Mixed reality, IPhone, Apple Inc., Augmented reality, Simulated reality, Apple Glasses  
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586 clicks; posted to Business » on 30 Nov 2021 at 7:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-30 6:31:27 PM  
Soon...
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2021-11-30 7:15:59 PM  
People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"
 
2021-11-30 7:26:42 PM  
They'll make another trillion if they get this right. You won't need any other screen besides the one you see on your lenses.
 
2021-11-30 7:36:12 PM  
If it puts Luxottica out of business I'm ok with it
 
2021-11-30 7:36:55 PM  
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2021-11-30 7:42:35 PM  

OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"


All it will take is an app everyone wants and it will be so popular everyone will mock the past for not doing it. I sure remember when cell phones, and then smart phones, we're just for useless rich cocksuckers showing off.
 
2021-11-30 7:47:36 PM  

OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"


You could just say "a Chad with an iPhone banged my girl" and save yourself a lot of time on these posts.
 
2021-11-30 7:56:10 PM  

Likwit: OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"

You could just say "a Chad with an iPhone banged my girl" and save yourself a lot of time on these posts.


Sorry AppleBro didn't mean to hurt your fee-fees. Go hug your Steve Jobs pillow, everything will be okay.
 
2021-11-30 8:01:42 PM  

OhioUGrad: Sorry AppleBro


Your girl liked my apples, bro.
 
2021-11-30 8:09:18 PM  

OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.


Glassholes were a bunch of cults, too.
 
2021-11-30 8:17:55 PM  

Likwit: OhioUGrad: Sorry AppleBro

Your girl liked my apples, bro.


Go back and play on 8chan with people that have the same IQ level and are "into" the same things as you.
 
2021-11-30 8:19:46 PM  

OhioUGrad: same IQ level


That stings coming from someone who went to school in Ohio.
 
2021-11-30 8:25:44 PM  
Depends on what they are trying to do. A VR/AR headset that ties into the iOS infrastructure/App Store and has solid support for PC use and I can see that device taking off. There are a lot of great VR headsets on the market for sure but it's hardly a closed market and is still ripe to cut a large market share out especially with it starting to be more mainstream. Especially the AR side of that coin. I can see a lot of good room for expansion from a solid AR headset with effective support.

If they are trying to make Google Glass 2.0 then I'm not sure they'll get too far. Not unless they can think of a use case beyond being an extension of your phone. Regardless such a product would need to be a lot more fashionable than it's predecessors or it won't gain anything more than a cult following (haha I know Apple is a cult but even they have limits when it comes to clunky wearables, and I doubt Apple would release anything not sleek and stylish so maybe?). If they somehow managed to package a full AR setup in a pair of relatively normal looking glasses then that might fly but I don't think we're to that level of capability yet.

I'll be watching this develop for sure. I've been looking over a lot of VR/AR headsets and looking for an upgrade from my vive. I doubt I'd buy into this version but it'll be interesting to see what they bring to the table.
 
2021-11-30 9:15:05 PM  
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Still relevant...
 
2021-11-30 9:17:09 PM  
I dislike everything about the earpods or whatever, but Bluetooth buds were dogshiate before them. Same with smartphones

When they launch the glasses the tech will advance very quickly, and there should be some great versions by Samsung or Sony a couple years later

The addicting, society destroying nature of smartphones of late does dampen the excitement to AR i once had, but I'm hopeful
 
2021-11-30 9:17:25 PM  
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This pleases Mecha-Hermes
 
2021-11-30 9:19:48 PM  
keldaria:

I think it will start with very nice looking glasses that have navigation for sure, then maybe a few other neat parlor tricks, and very quickly advance from there
 
2021-11-30 10:19:27 PM  

Gordon Bennett: OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Glassholes were a bunch of cults, too.


The people who hated them were much worse, IMHO...
 
2021-11-30 10:46:35 PM  

Fano: OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"

All it will take is an app everyone wants and it will be so popular everyone will mock the past for not doing it. I sure remember when cell phones, and then smart phones, we're just for useless rich cocksuckers showing off.


A facial recognition app with some AR that tells me who someone is and where I know them from would be helpful.
 
2021-11-30 10:56:38 PM  

Stile4aly: Fano: OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"

All it will take is an app everyone wants and it will be so popular everyone will mock the past for not doing it. I sure remember when cell phones, and then smart phones, we're just for useless rich cocksuckers showing off.

A facial recognition app with some AR that tells me who someone is and where I know them from would be helpful.


That would be a bingo for me
 
2021-11-30 11:55:19 PM  

Stile4aly: Fano: OhioUGrad: People wouldn't wear Google Glass for many reasons (privacy, look, etc.) but Apple...oh wait, cult. Got it.

Can't wait to see a bunch of them walk into traffic.

I am sure the AI will be perfect like their maps and after they get run over, the AI will tell them what car they got hit by.

/hopefully it says "a bus"

All it will take is an app everyone wants and it will be so popular everyone will mock the past for not doing it. I sure remember when cell phones, and then smart phones, we're just for useless rich cocksuckers showing off.

A facial recognition app with some AR that tells me who someone is and where I know them from would be helpful.


Especially if it can tell you whether someone is, or is not, Sarah Connor.
 
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